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sarettah · 03-22-2010, 05:05 PM

So, a couple of weeks back we get a postcard from the census people telling us the census is coming.

Then we get a letter telling us the census is coming.

Then we get the census form.

I went through the census form and determined that you could not accurately fill out the form prior to April 1 because the question specifically asks how many people are living in the house on April 1. I am not precient or pschic or psycho for that matter so I cannot tell them how many people are living here on April 1 until April 1 at the earliest. Shit happens, people die, people move out. I have no way to accurately predict how many people will be living here on April 1.

So today I get a postcard reminding me that I have to return the census form and to please provide the information as soon as possible.

The earliest date that I can accurately fill out the form is April 1.

Dammit.

Didn't they even read the damn form they are sending out.

DefaultMan · 03-22-2010, 05:21 PM

Hahahahaha fucking census

Elli · 03-22-2010, 06:22 PM

that's classic

Sexretary · 03-23-2010, 01:08 PM

lol that is too funny!

sarettah · 03-23-2010, 02:04 PM

http://2010.census.gov/2010census/take10map/

Thats right, It is official. As of March 23, 2010 16% of the U.S. population is officially rcognized as being psychic.

16% of the population can tell us today how many people will be living in their house on April 1 (8 days from now).

They are definitely psychic... Or psychotic. I always get those 2 confused.

Ladyboy King · 03-23-2010, 03:36 PM

Don't worry, most of the Mexicans and Guatemalans can't read English anyway. The Census is a waste of money.

03-22-2010, 05:05 PM	#1
sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,063	The Census - Dammit So, a couple of weeks back we get a postcard from the census people telling us the census is coming. Then we get a letter telling us the census is coming. Then we get the census form. I went through the census form and determined that you could not accurately fill out the form prior to April 1 because the question specifically asks how many people are living in the house on April 1. I am not precient or pschic or psycho for that matter so I cannot tell them how many people are living here on April 1 until April 1 at the earliest. Shit happens, people die, people move out. I have no way to accurately predict how many people will be living here on April 1. So today I get a postcard reminding me that I have to return the census form and to please provide the information as soon as possible. The earliest date that I can accurately fill out the form is April 1. Dammit. Didn't they even read the damn form they are sending out. __________________ All cookies cleared!

03-22-2010, 05:21 PM	#2
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03-22-2010, 06:22 PM	#3
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03-23-2010, 01:08 PM	#4
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03-23-2010, 02:04 PM	#5
sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,063	16% of the US population is psychis according to the US Gov. http://2010.census.gov/2010census/take10map/ Thats right, It is official. As of March 23, 2010 16% of the U.S. population is officially rcognized as being psychic. 16% of the population can tell us today how many people will be living in their house on April 1 (8 days from now). They are definitely psychic... Or psychotic. I always get those 2 confused. __________________ All cookies cleared!

03-23-2010, 03:36 PM	#6
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