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George Bush shakes hand with Hatian, wipes hand on Clinton's shirt
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Once a moron ...
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I woulda used germ-x...
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Bill looked over like, wtf man?
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Hahah good one.
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amazing in multiple ways...
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fucking classic......
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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funny shit. Racist mother fucker from Texas thats why
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Now that's funny.
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Just let it go....
You feel embarrassed that you voted for such a moron and supported the Republicans. I know a lot of people who are ashamed and who have turned their embarrassment into hatred. Smoke some pot, chill and enjoy your life brother.
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For me it's not so much he wipes his hand after shaking it (who among us hasn't shaken hands with somebody's sweaty palm and wiped it dry afterward), it's that he wipes it on Clinton's shirt instead of his own.
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LOL. Man, I love this guy. All politics aside, the guy is fucking hilarious.
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![]() Perhaps he realized his own hand was sweaty as he shook the dude's hand and wanted to wipe it so he wasn't gracing other people with his sweat, but wtf with wiping it on Clinton. Hilarious nonetheless. ![]()
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hillary-ous :D rofl ... no shit, that douchebag GWB is a political PITA
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That's pretty bad, but I still feel Barbara Bush's comments about the hurricane Katrina evacuees sleeping on cots in the astro dome takes the cake:
"so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them" I'm not even sure if it has to do with race, I think they just find all poor people to be filthy and disgusting. |
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If I had been that Hatian man, I would have wiped my hand on a dog if forced to shake hands with Bush.
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Maybe it was slimey.
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Classic
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Hilarious
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jesus lol thats funny
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Do Bush and Clinton remind anyone of Laurel and Hardy?
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props to whoever posted that vid. maybe he didn't want that patwa' hoodoovoodoo to rub off on him. ;) totally f'd up like dude had dogshit on his hand or something
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here are some fucking funny bush "sayings" ;)
http://www.eatmyshorts.net/videos/113/Bush+Sayings.html
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haha he did...
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Gotta give it to the guy : he is consistent ..... consistently ... stupid .
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Perhaps he has OCD and is afraid of germs.
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Well, OCD would explain why he was such a fuck up president. Did you vote for him?
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Might be who know anything related to a Bush has been bad luck. The only good one out of the whole bunch has been was JEB. Her great great great uncle was president Franklin Pierce who has been titled the worst presidents in U.S. history. Go read up on the Missouri Compromise and the Kansas Nebraska Act and what Pierce played in those. The apple might not fall far from the tree ![]() So her uncle is now the #2 worst president and her Son is the #1 worst president Talk about a streak of bad luck ![]() |
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I would have done the same thing
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gave him a hoodoo curse. and bush knew it.
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He needs to learn a little etiquette. Wiping Hatian cootie hands on an ex-president is not cool.
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It could reflect the official Republican position on minority relations......
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That was the most powerful man in the world for 8 years..
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Depends what Bush wiped on Clinton?
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The only reason I voted for Bush was because of the picks for the Democrats at the time, I didn't like Bush, in 2000, I would have preferred Elizabeth Dole, but come on, Al Gore? Then John Kerry?
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I would have done the same thing. Well I never would have been shaking their hands.
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lolololololol
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not sure if its a wipe or just trying to get his attention or a pat on the back ?
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Oh fuck that is a classic now, lol....
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he can easily pull his own show on comedy central - thats about only place i see him fit right in
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if someones hands are slimey i will wipe my hands off after shaking with them
i wont wipe them on someone else though...lol |
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