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halfpint · 04-06-2010, 08:52 AM

Had my car valeted inside and out and me and the misses went into the pub next door while they were cleaning the car. I had a coke cause I dont drink and drive and my misses had a beer. We walked out of the pub to get the car and a police bike was waiting in the traffic so he must have seen us walk out and get into the car.

I noticed him following us once we were on the road and after a couple of minutes his siren goes and his blue lights come on. Pulled me over asked what I had been doing in the pub asked if it was my car and for ID. He breathalised me which was zero then done a check to see if the car was insured and mot'ed and done a person check on me. He couldent get me on anything I was totaly legal
Im sure he thought he was going to get me for something by his attidude ... I love it when that happens

WarChild · 04-06-2010, 09:20 AM

Wow man that's almost as good as my story for today!

I was driving along in my car and I came to a stop sign. I made a full and complete stop and it was both cool and legit!

SEO Expert · 04-06-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Wow man that's almost as good as my story for today!

I was driving along in my car and I came to a stop sign. I made a full and complete stop and it was both cool and legit!

fl_prn_str · 04-06-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Wow man that's almost as good as my story for today!

I was driving along in my car and I came to a stop sign. I made a full and complete stop and it was both cool and legit!

2 legit 2 quit......

STOP hammertime!

MrBottomTooth · 04-06-2010, 09:31 AM

I don't understand why they get angry when they can't find something to charge you with. You'd think that would make them pleased that you aren't a criminal.

Another reason I hate cops.

Raf1 · 04-06-2010, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Wow man that's almost as good as my story for today!

I was driving along in my car and I came to a stop sign. I made a full and complete stop and it was both cool and legit!

Si · 04-06-2010, 09:37 AM

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halfpint · 04-06-2010, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Wow man that's almost as good as my story for today!

I was driving along in my car and I came to a stop sign. I made a full and complete stop and it was both cool and legit!

I thought you were to young to drive, anyhow im very glad you did stop at the stop sign otherwise it wouldent be very legit..very cool way to aproach a stop sign btw, I couldent have done it better myself.

Bet my story made you excited.. did you cum a little

halfpint · 04-06-2010, 09:57 AM

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Hooligan!

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Si · 04-06-2010, 10:00 AM

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ShellyCrash · 04-06-2010, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I don't understand why they get angry when they can't find something to charge you with. You'd think that would make them pleased that you aren't a criminal.

Another reason I hate cops.

It's the difference between the cop sitting at the top of the hill by the side of the road and everyone slows down vs the cop that parks his cruiser behind a billboard or a hedge and clips people for speeding.

Some cops want to prevent people from breaking the law, other cops are more about catching you in the act.

beerptrol · 04-06-2010, 11:55 AM

Had the same thing happen. GF and I pulled out of a bar parking lot and there was a state trooper parked along the road across from the bar and followed us. He pulled us over and my gf who doesn't drink was driving, Said he noticed her pull out of the bar parking lot and she was driving erraticly. I looked over at him and said," she's a woman and that's how they normaly drive." He ran her and checked for insurance then let us go on our way

Semi-Retired-Dave · 04-06-2010, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Had my car valeted inside and out and me and the misses went into the pub next door while they were cleaning the car. I had a coke cause I dont drink and drive and my misses had a beer. We walked out of the pub to get the car and a police bike was waiting in the traffic so he must have seen us walk out and get into the car.

I noticed him following us once we were on the road and after a couple of minutes his siren goes and his blue lights come on. Pulled me over asked what I had been doing in the pub asked if it was my car and for ID. He breathalised me which was zero then done a check to see if the car was insured and mot'ed and done a person check on me. He couldent get me on anything I was totaly legal
Im sure he thought he was going to get me for something by his attidude ... I love it when that happens

What a bunch of sneaky fuckers. Are they that bored they need to sit by a bar and stalk the customers. There are other things going on in town they could be doing.

Great story.

jreg81 · 04-06-2010, 01:17 PM

Wow...good thing u weren't drinking. They love to get people. Guess it quantifies their entire existence.

~Ray · 04-06-2010, 01:19 PM

that's what happens when jails/prisons turn private and "for profit"

DatingGold · 04-06-2010, 01:24 PM

They police for revenue now not for safety. Its getting absurd.

bignasty · 04-06-2010, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

What a bunch of sneaky fuckers. Are they that bored they need to sit by a bar and stalk the customers. There are other things going on in town they could be doing.

Great story.

I was at a bar one night and went to leave and there was one in the parking lot. I sat down on the bench and waited for him to leave and he just sat there. Was there for an hour looking at each other until he left.

shimmy2 · 04-06-2010, 01:36 PM

try dwb sometime

ShellyCrash · 04-06-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

try dwb sometime

Took me a min...

halfpint · 04-06-2010, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

What a bunch of sneaky fuckers. Are they that bored they need to sit by a bar and stalk the customers. There are other things going on in town they could be doing.

Great story.

I can understand them wanting to stop drink drivers. I never have and never will drink and drive.
It was his attitude that got me. I think he was pissed that he couldent pull me up on something and because its a sports car I guess it pissed him off even more. I told him I would keep the plastic mouth peice which you blow into as a souvenir which he also dident find very funny I guess.

rowan · 04-06-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I don't understand why they get angry when they can't find something to charge you with. You'd think that would make them pleased that you aren't a criminal.

Another reason I hate cops.

My friend got pulled over and hassled by cops, the sarge found 2 defects in his car pretty quickly then spent ages trying to find a third so he could yellow canary his car (slap an unroadworthy sticker on it). They gave up after an hour. People complain there's not enough police at night and they waste time on shit like this?

Robbie · 04-06-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray

that's what happens when jails/prisons turn private and "for profit"

Yes, and also what happens when the states and the auto insurance companies hold hands to take your money.

Traffic cops main job is to be a money collector for the insurance companies. Plain and simple.

I see these fucking traffic cops on motorcycles all the time hiding out on the side streets near my home. It's a real nice neighborhood, and here in Vegas the neighborhood streets are as big as a freeway. I'm talking 4 lane roads that are the size of 6 lane roads.

Anyway, these fucking motorcycle cops hide out on the side streets and yank over soccer moms in their vans all day long. They have the speed limit set at 35 on roads that should be 50. And then they pull over soccer moms doing 45 and give them speeding tickets.

Then the soccer mom's insurance goes through the fucking roof. It really infuriates me to see that shit. Especially in this bad economy when everybody is struggling to make ends meet.

~Ray · 04-06-2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Yes, and also what happens when the states and the auto insurance companies hold hands to take your money.

Traffic cops main job is to be a money collector for the insurance companies. Plain and simple.

I see these fucking traffic cops on motorcycles all the time hiding out on the side streets near my home. It's a real nice neighborhood, and here in Vegas the neighborhood streets are as big as a freeway. I'm talking 4 lane roads that are the size of 6 lane roads.

Anyway, these fucking motorcycle cops hide out on the side streets and yank over soccer moms in their vans all day long. They have the speed limit set at 35 on roads that should be 50. And then they pull over soccer moms doing 45 and give them speeding tickets.

Then the soccer mom's insurance goes through the fucking roof. It really infuriates me to see that shit. Especially in this bad economy when everybody is struggling to make ends meet.

Did you know... that if you get caught driving in Las Vegas without insurance, you go to jail for 8 hours?

Poindexterity · 04-06-2010, 04:39 PM

what did he invent as the reason he pulled you over?

halfpint · 04-06-2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Poindexterity

what did he invent as the reason he pulled you over?

He said he saw me walking out of the pub and then asked me if I had been drinking any alcohol and then asked what I was doing in there.

shimmy2 · 04-06-2010, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

He said he saw me walking out of the pub and then asked me if I had been drinking

did you also tell him your nickname is halfpint

dude you were just in the wrong place and the wrong time and despite your harassment ordeal he did have probable cause for the traffic stop. live and learn. btw standard procedure of the g-code is to stfu when being questioned by johnny law. amazes me when i hear stories of people communicating with officers on the side of the road like its a courtroom. you're just digging a deeper hole when you answer their loaded questions.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 04-06-2010, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bignasty

I was at a bar one night and went to leave and there was one in the parking lot. I sat down on the bench and waited for him to leave and he just sat there. Was there for an hour looking at each other until he left.

That's just crazy. Imagine if he walked up to you and asked if you are intoxicated in public.

NetHorse · 04-06-2010, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

He said he saw me walking out of the pub and then asked me if I had been drinking any alcohol and then asked what I was doing in there.

haha, cops aren't allowed to do that here. Leaving a bar isn't probable cause to pull someone over...

halfpint · 04-07-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse

haha, cops aren't allowed to do that here. Leaving a bar isn't probable cause to pull someone over...

They do over here. They have the power to stop and search if they think you look suspicious. If that copper that stoped me wanted to be a real ass he could have searched me and the car and got a female officer to search my misses. They can even go as far as take you down to the station and give you a strip search if they have cause to think you are hiding drugs in your ass or pusssy.

Damm having a police man poking his finger up my ass would have given me an instant hardon then I would have most prob got done for lewd sexual acts or something...knowing my luck ..lol

dav3 · 04-07-2010, 05:25 PM

It's like the city is an affiliate program, and the cops are webmasters spamming everyone they see. Let me guess, the officer was wearing a black hat?

woj · 04-07-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Wow man that's almost as good as my story for today!

I was driving along in my car and I came to a stop sign. I made a full and complete stop and it was both cool and legit!

halfpint · 04-07-2010, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3

It's like the city is an affiliate program, and the cops are webmasters spamming everyone they see. Let me guess, the officer was wearing a black hat?

lol ...no he was wearing a motorcycle helmet

TrainWreckContent · 04-07-2010, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

I don't understand why they get angry when they can't find something to charge you with. You'd think that would make them pleased that you aren't a criminal.

Another reason I hate cops.

no shit they just arent happy if they cant get you on something

tiger · 04-07-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DatingGold

They police for revenue now not for safety. Its getting absurd.

Winner, winner chicken dinner!

dav3 · 04-07-2010, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

lol ...no he was wearing a motorcycle helmet

so what color was the helmet? come on man, humor me here!

halfpint · 04-07-2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dav3

so what color was the helmet? come on man, humor me here!

reddish pink I guess

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