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Farang · 04-07-2010, 04:38 PM

Has anyone seen or talked to him lately?

Farang · 04-07-2010, 04:39 PM

halfpint · 04-07-2010, 04:46 PM

Yep I remember him .havent seen him on here for ages

Si · 04-07-2010, 04:47 PM

Ishhn't he banned?

CaptainHowdy · 04-07-2010, 04:55 PM

I've always tought you were Jens...

Farang · 04-07-2010, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Si

Ishhn't he banned?

No, he stopped posting on gfy right after the $6k drama.

Farang · 04-07-2010, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I've always tought you were Jens...

IllTestYourGirls · 04-07-2010, 05:05 PM

Which one is he in the pic?

lazycash · 04-07-2010, 05:06 PM

I thought DWB said something about him falling off a second floor and that he was paralyzed now. Not sure of the real story, but I thought he had insinuated that it wasn't an accident.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-07-2010, 05:06 PM

That's a name I haven't heard for a while now.

lazycash · 04-07-2010, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

Which one is he in the pic?

I'm curious also, didn't he have a flirty thing going with Penny Flame and that looks like her on the far left.

Farang · 04-07-2010, 05:17 PM

Jens is in the center and yes, he has fucked Penny Flame

Domain Broker · 04-07-2010, 05:21 PM

he's in front of the red letters i believe

Splendorous_Male · 04-07-2010, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

Jens is in the center and yes, he has fucked Penny Flame

The little one or big fat one?

Farang · 04-07-2010, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Splendorous_Male

The little one or big fat one?

The skinny one. Wanna take him out?

Juicy D. Links · 04-07-2010, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

the guy in the white shiirt?

halfpint · 04-07-2010, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

The skinny one. Wanna take him out?

Is that you in your avatar ? cause there is a slight resemblance

Farang · 04-07-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

the guy in the white shiirt?

That's right.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-07-2010, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

Jens is in the center and yes, he has fucked Penny Flame

congrats to the winners

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-07-2010, 05:47 PM

So you're Jens? I thought you were dead or just dropped out or something, heh.

Juicy D. Links · 04-07-2010, 05:48 PM

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I had sex with all 5 guys in that pic

halfpint · 04-07-2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I had sex with all 5 guys in that pic

Hope they paid you cause you would never have sex with me for free and thay would make me real mad

Si · 04-07-2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I had sex with all 5 guys in that pic

datatank · 04-07-2010, 05:52 PM

You guys seem like the same person haha

04-07-2010, 05:55 PM

What a total faggot, and Penny Flame was a whore.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-07-2010, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

What a total faggot, and Penny Flame was a whore.

georgeyw · 04-07-2010, 05:58 PM

Explains alot after seeing that photo.

Tiny little guy with a huge mouth - small man syndrome!

u-Bob · 04-07-2010, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I had sex with all 5 guys in that pic

top or bottom?

crazytrini85 · 04-07-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

I thought DWB said something about him falling off a second floor and that he was paralyzed now. Not sure of the real story, but I thought he had insinuated that it wasn't an accident.

I heard he changed his name and is still here.

brassmonkey · 04-07-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

What a total faggot, and Penny Flame was a whore.

J. Falcon · 04-07-2010, 06:23 PM

I remember, but I would rather forget. Kinda like Batts, Jon Clark and several other characters that have passed through here (though probably not a scammer like them).

dav3 · 04-07-2010, 06:28 PM

its like the text version of where's waldo

Argos88 · 04-07-2010, 07:48 PM

Never talked to him.

Who is the brunette girl on the right? She's taller than all the guys on that pic.

lazycash · 04-07-2010, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

I remember, but I would rather forget. Kinda like Batts, Jon Clark and several other characters that have passed through here (though probably not a scammer like them).

Did you miss the part of this thread where he left after the 6k drama? Jens took 5.5k from some poor chap in here to do a couple wordpress themes and installs and never delivered. I still want to know if its true about him being paralyzed now.

Loch · 04-07-2010, 07:49 PM

Still not sleeping huh Farang?

Chosen · 04-07-2010, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint

Yep I remember him .havent seen him on here for ages

Same here...

J. Falcon · 04-07-2010, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Did you miss the part of this thread where he left after the 6k drama? Jens took 5.5k from some poor chap in here to do a couple wordpress themes and installs and never delivered. I still want to know if its true about him being paralyzed now.

Yes I missed that part, sorry. If true, I stand corrected: he's is just as fucked up as those two other assholes I mentioned.

PS: 6k for some wordpress themes and installs?

lazycash · 04-07-2010, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Yes I missed that part, sorry. If true, I stand corrected: he's is just as fucked up as those two other assholes I mentioned.

PS: 6k for some wordpress themes and installs?

It was a little more than the wordpress installs, but not much more. http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/874631-jens-van-asterdam.html

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-07-2010, 10:19 PM

If I could find a sucker who'd pay me $6k for a couple WP themes and some installs, I'd be milking that shit day in and day out. Why run on that client?

lazycash · 04-07-2010, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

If I could find a sucker who'd pay me $6k for a couple WP themes and some installs, I'd be milking that shit day in and day out. Why run on that client?

Cause he couldn't even deliver that, he should have just subbed it out for a tenth of that. I love how he threatened the guy for bringing it public and tried to act as if he wasn't going to pay him back for that.

Farang · 04-08-2010, 04:24 AM

I and Jens are not the same person, btw.

04-08-2010, 05:24 AM

i recall him, think i have him on my xbiz.net friends

JamesK · 04-08-2010, 06:02 AM

Staying low key & making dough is what I'm thinking.

JamesK · 04-08-2010, 06:04 AM

Oh shit, I forgot he fell off a balcony and has been paralyzed ever since.

Quagmire · 04-08-2010, 06:14 AM

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Is he a midget?

CaptainHowdy · 04-08-2010, 06:24 AM

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Is he a midget?

Almost . . .

lazycash · 04-08-2010, 09:07 AM

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Is he a midget?

Lol, I bet Penny manhandled him in bed.

k0nr4d · 04-08-2010, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

Is he a midget?

I'm the ogre standing next to him. He just looks so short by comparison.

J. Falcon · 04-08-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

Oh shit, I forgot he fell off a balcony and has been paralyzed ever since.

Is that true?

Persius · 04-08-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JamesK

Oh shit, I forgot he fell off a balcony and has been paralyzed ever since.

Anyone can confirm this?

This makes me sad

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