Sandra Bullock loves kinky feces sex.

[SEO Expert]

Jesse James smears feces on Sandra Bullocks face.

IUC confirmed late last night that Jesse James has the goods on his wife. It includes James smearing feces on Bullock?s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler mustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock?s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand. This in from a close friend of the couple who has been in contact with both parties. Developing?

[Semi-Retired-Dave]

I call BS! Pics or it didn't happen.

[2MuchMark]

Where's the affiliate program?

[SEO Expert]

VANCOUVER — A Canadian journalist who correctly predicted the ill health and impending death of pop star Michael Jackson is now saying Jesse James has a sex tape that reveals some kinky practices with his wife, Sandra Bullock.

Montreal writer Ian Halperin, author of Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, says the tape shows an armed James dressed in Nazi regalia and sporting a Hitler moustache having profanity-laced sex with the Oscar winning actress.

James has recently left a rehab clinic, which supposedly treated his "sex addiction." Reports say Bullock is drawing up divorce papers and her refusal to see her husband has enraged him.

If James is in fact in possession of the alleged tape, he could use it as a bargaining chip in their flailing relationship. What public relations damage such material could do to "America's sweetheart" is difficult to gauge. Halperin surmises it could ruin her career.

Vanity Fair columnist Michael Wolff concurs: "It may be that, even in the long history of Hollywood depravity, this is the big one: Never before has an actress, a girl-next-door actress at that, been so publicly tagged with an account of such extraordinary sexual behavior."

Wolff goes on to say the tape could permanently damage the relationship between the public and the media. "Sandra Bullock, who’s made hundreds of millions of dollars off the illusion of niceness and hamishness and old-fashioned nothing-special decentness, is so far out there that even the most gullible will surely never trust the media again. We’ve all been played for suckers by the pervs, that’s the lesson."

The columnist then raises the blackmail opportunities James has available to redress the "economic disadvantage" he has with his wife.`

[Martin]

Wow lol. It's always the "sweet" girls who turn out to be freaks.

[jreg81]

Hmmm, sounds interesting. I'd pay to see that

[seeandsee]

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

I call BS! Pics or it didn't happen.

[MaDalton]

if that video turns out to be true and existing i wouldn't be surprised when she shoots herself

[MaDalton]

btw - no Dirty Sanchez cartoon yet?

[BestXXXPorn]

Better be careful... people have gone to jail for less ;)

LOL

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

So Hitler gave her the dirty sanchez?

[bloggerz]

lol hitler mustache

[GatorB]

Ok this is BS IF Bullock was that freaky it makes even LESS sense that he would cheat on her.

[LeCoq]

Forget it. Ian Halperin is full of shit and 90% of what he prints is lies with no proof to back it up.

He always gets away with shit by saying "from confidential source"

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

Originally Posted by GatorB

Ok this is BS IF Bullock was that freaky it makes even LESS sense that he would cheat on her.

Of course it's bullshit, but since when has that stopped a headline from being great news?

[Mutt]

she can already kiss her career goodbye methinks if there's even a remote chance this video is for real. if it's not true, it doesn't get much lower than to spread a rumor with that level of depravity in it. anti-semitism never plays well in Hollywood.

please let this video exist, it sounds too good to be true almost.

[quantum-x]

lol, you actually believe[d] that ?

[uvort]

Honestly... who doesn't?

[Quagmire]

Sandra Bullock has broken her silence during her marriage crisis, denying an Internet report there's a sex tape with her and husband Jesse James.

"There is no sex tape," she says in a statement to PEOPLE on Tuesday. "There never has been one and there never will be one."

Until now, Bullock, 45, had not commented, remaining in seclusion since reports surfaced that James, 40, allegedly had cheated on her with at least four other women.

http://www.people.com/people/article...358399,00.html

[CaptainHowdy]

Poor Sandra...

[L-Pink]

No watersports? Damn .....


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[MetaMan]

I never get how bored the average person must be to want to delve into a complete strangers' personal lives. it is mind boggling where people even find the time in a day.

[Serial Pervert]

Originally Posted by uvort

Honestly... who doesn't?

[Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

I never get how bored the average person must be to want to delve into a complete strangers' personal lives. it is mind boggling where people even find the time in a day.

You should see some of the search terms that have been coming in for my new mainstream celeb project, lol. People REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO than care about really really mundane details of people's lives. Like what fucking relevance does knowing Katy Perry's show size have? Is it really a pressing issue for terms like "Did lady Gaga ever have a boston terrier?" or any number of other really really stupid fucking searches...

[Klen]

Dirty Sanchez ???

[SEO Expert]

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Dirty Sanchez ???

Either that or Cleveland Steamer (or Hot Karl)

[CPimp]

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Dirty Sanchez ???

[Spunky]

I always figured she was a freak in the sack

[bronco67]

Why is it "the goods"? Hopefully he wouldn't be so scummy as to cheat on her constantly, then hold a sex tape over her -- for what reason?

[L-Pink]

He's a world class douche-bag.


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[JP-pornshooter]

Originally Posted by Mutt

she can already kiss her career goodbye methinks if there's even a remote chance this video is for real. if it's not true, it doesn't get much lower than to spread a rumor with that level of depravity in it. anti-semitism never plays well in Hollywood.

please let this video exist, it sounds too good to be true almost.

ditto that..
love the thought of this footage considering Sandra being such a wholesome individual..
we all knew there was a reason she was with James.

[GatorB]

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

ditto that..
love the thought of this footage considering Sandra being such a wholesome individual..
we all knew there was a reason she was with James.

Oh I'm sorry I missed the part where this was PROVEN.

[bronco67]

I don't think its real.

[tiger]

Wow, that's a little beyond kinky.

[Bird]

So she in to the dirty sanchez

[GatorB]

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Yes, it would really fucked up if this was also true because of this.

Why would that matter she's not Jewish.

[JFK]

Originally Posted by L-Pink

No watersports? Damn .....


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yeah, rinse and repeat

[A-n-D-r-E-S]

[Si]

Bullock likes Bollocks, plain and simple

[VeriSexy]

I'll believe it, when I see it

[ShellyCrash]

Originally Posted by Mutt

she can already kiss her career goodbye methinks if there's even a remote chance this video is for real. if it's not true, it doesn't get much lower than to spread a rumor with that level of depravity in it. anti-semitism never plays well in Hollywood.

please let this video exist, it sounds too good to be true almost.

I doubt it's real, but if it was I would surely whip my credit card out for that one.

What a great photoshop tease.

[LoveSandra]

Congrats

[PornMD]

Originally Posted by SEO Expert

Jesse James smears feces on Sandra Bullocks face.

IUC confirmed late last night that Jesse James has the goods on his wife. It includes James smearing feces on Bullock?s upper lip during various types of anal sex, lots of profanity hurled from both parties, and a leather clad James, sporting a Hitler mustache with brown hat with a swastika, ramming a handcuffed Bullock?s asshole with a shotgun in his left hand. This in from a close friend of the couple who has been in contact with both parties. Developing?

Funny that it has him sporting a Hitler mustache when it sounds like he was giving Sandra a "hitler": http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153294

[bhutocracy]

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

Because people think she is with her last name and then did you read her ethnicity?

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=40 is some bullshit when they claim Dylan.

[Konkan]

I want to see that vid

[raven1083]

photos or it never happend

[ShellyCrash]

Originally Posted by bhutocracy

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=40 is some bullshit when they claim Dylan.

LOL , you're right

From Berkowitz-

Yes, both his real and his adoptive parents were Jewish... So what? Once one denounces Judaism, there can be no other verdict, whether they kill multiple people or spend their life helping the needy.

Besides, Jews don't take orders from talking dogs.

Verdict: Not a Jew.

From Dylan-

Born Jewish. Raised Jewish. Bob became a born again Christian in the early 80's. Yet we're still willing to forgive. Why doesn't he see we're so much better for him than that jerk, Christ?

We need him so much more. There are so many cool outwardly Christian rockers. Look at Bono. We just want one. ONE! But no, we're stuck with Barbra Streisand and half of Lenny Kravitz.

So come on Bob. Be a pal. Make your visits to temple more than just an Internet rumor. Come back. After all, you are our 100th profile. And what better way to celebrate?

It doesn't matter how many songs you write about Jesus (and you've written so many at this point, we're starting to think your creepy teenage boy-crush is on him). We want you as one of us.

Think about it. Take your time.

We'll be waiting right here when you decide....

Verdict: Barely a Jew.

You can't pick and choose. In my opinion they are both jews.

[Chosen]

Most likely BS...

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

You should see some of the search terms that have been coming in for my new mainstream celeb project, lol. People REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO than care about really really mundane details of people's lives. Like what fucking relevance does knowing Katy Perry's show size have? Is it really a pressing issue for terms like "Did lady Gaga ever have a boston terrier?" or any number of other really really stupid fucking searches...

LOLZ at her shoe size THAT WAS ME!

shows you how fucked up the world is.

[Raf1]

Originally Posted by tube2k