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smutnut · 04-15-2010, 07:57 AM

I'm thinking we can start something so fucked up you have to be a moron to believe it and see how many people fall for it. Something like the Taco Bell Dog Making the hit on JFK because of projected fast food pitfalls or something. We don't have to be so extreme, but we could probably create some great web traffic with some complete BULLSHIT!

Especially if you had actually video footage of the event or the plan being laid out a year before video cameras were invented

We could cross reference websites, etc. etc.

Or whatever, I'm fucking bored!

Martin · 04-15-2010, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Or whatever, I'm fucking bored!

and possibly a little stoned?

AlphaSky · 04-15-2010, 07:59 AM

How about a really crazy rumor, like, webmasters that own their own merchant accounts don't skim sales.
That would be a good one!

smutnut · 04-15-2010, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

and possibly a little stoned?

A LITTLE..?

. That's what I love about this country, and this business, and everything today (or at this moment at least).

smutnut · 04-15-2010, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by AlphaSky

How about a really crazy rumor, like, webmasters that own their own merchant accounts don't skim sales.
That would be a good one!

I'm talking about something I can at least sell to one retard.

smutnut · 04-15-2010, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

and possibly a little stoned?

Honestly though, on certain days I can get more work done wasted than sober and whatever. I just don't see that happening today.

Rochard · 04-15-2010, 09:18 AM

How's this for a conspiracy theory.... The Secret Service killed JFK.

Think about it. JFK was surrounded by men with weapons. Oswald fired a shot, everyone pulled out their guns, and the Secret Service agent directly behind JFK's car pulls out his Uzi, fires off a few shots by accident, bam, JFK is done.

Think about it. It explains your magic bullet quickly.

dyna mo · 04-15-2010, 09:26 AM

2-ply toilet paper.

we do not need 2-ply but we are brainwashed to think so because it requires 2x the paper which uses up more trees leading to global warming which leads to a need for a global government/NWO/bilderberg

smutnut · 04-15-2010, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

2-ply toilet paper.

we do not need 2-ply but we are brainwashed to think so because it requires 2x the paper which uses up more trees leading to global warming which leads to a need for a global government/NWO/bilderberg

That's not too bad LOL!

Now we need act one, and act II. The planning and malice of it all!

Forget about III in these conspiracy things cause you never have to explain yourself so you get a full pay check for two thirds of the work...

But really if you can get a good story on this, they pay you for act II, that's all that matters. You never want to end it or the advertising stops!

smutnut · 04-15-2010, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

How's this for a conspiracy theory.... The Secret Service killed JFK.

Think about it. JFK was surrounded by men with weapons. Oswald fired a shot, everyone pulled out their guns, and the Secret Service agent directly behind JFK's car pulls out his Uzi, fires off a few shots by accident, bam, JFK is done.

Think about it. It explains your magic bullet quickly.

The only problem with this is we're back to the stuff everyone is expecting and already know about or worse, thinks they know about. Get Bullwinkle into this and you have something different, original and stupid.

J. Falcon · 04-15-2010, 09:40 AM

SmokeyTheBear · 04-15-2010, 09:52 AM

A team of israeli mossad agents have been secretly poisoning the worlds salt supply with a powerfull irreversible birth control chemical. In 10 years nobody on earth who has eaten salt will be able to procreate naturally. In 100 years everyone on earth will be dead except a chosen few jewish people, left to re-populate the earth with pure jewish blood.

( would make a good movie either way )

p.s. i own all copyrights to this story.

ottopottomouse · 04-15-2010, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

A team of israeli mossad agents have been secretly poisoning the worlds salt supply with a powerfull irreversible birth control chemical. In 10 years nobody on earth who has eaten salt will be able to procreate naturally. In 100 years everyone on earth will be dead except a chosen few jewish people, left to re-populate the earth with pure jewish blood.

( would make a good movie either way )

p.s. i own all copyrights to this story.

Just need to pull some statistics out of your arse, say the Pope knows all about it but won't intervene, the CIA supply the salt, photoshop some pictures that explain everything while explaining nothing, and that will be ready to post on a few nutjob forums or a TRUTH!!!!! blog.

minddust · 04-15-2010, 10:56 AM

The Chemical trails... tell me moar

smutnut · 04-15-2010, 11:13 AM

Okay well what's really going through my mind is this entire Sarah Palin Bullwinkle affair and Rocky being all jealous and shit. Now we all know this is almost true! So lets play off this!

cam_girls · 04-15-2010, 03:20 PM

How about The Truman Show is true?

The govt spies on genesis Adam all his life with high range helicopters 24/7
with LASER 2 Sonic weapons which can read minds and broadcast his
thoughts out aloud to everyone in hearing range and implants ideas into
everyones heads to abuse Adam.

Adam posts 2000 complaints on the net and everyone laughs and calls him mental

does it matter If it's true?

04-15-2010, 07:57 AM	#1
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Anyone Want To Start A Crazy Conspiracy Theory?! I'm thinking we can start something so fucked up you have to be a moron to believe it and see how many people fall for it. Something like the Taco Bell Dog Making the hit on JFK because of projected fast food pitfalls or something. We don't have to be so extreme, but we could probably create some great web traffic with some complete BULLSHIT! Especially if you had actually video footage of the event or the plan being laid out a year before video cameras were invented We could cross reference websites, etc. etc. Or whatever, I'm fucking bored!

04-15-2010, 09:18 AM	#7
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 72,844	How's this for a conspiracy theory.... The Secret Service killed JFK. Think about it. JFK was surrounded by men with weapons. Oswald fired a shot, everyone pulled out their guns, and the Secret Service agent directly behind JFK's car pulls out his Uzi, fires off a few shots by accident, bam, JFK is done. Think about it. It explains your magic bullet quickly. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	A team of israeli mossad agents have been secretly poisoning the worlds salt supply with a powerfull irreversible birth control chemical. In 10 years nobody on earth who has eaten salt will be able to procreate naturally. In 100 years everyone on earth will be dead except a chosen few jewish people, left to re-populate the earth with pure jewish blood. ( would make a good movie either way ) p.s. i own all copyrights to this story. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

04-15-2010, 07:59 AM	#3
AlphaSky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,013	How about a really crazy rumor, like, webmasters that own their own merchant accounts don't skim sales. That would be a good one!

04-15-2010, 09:26 AM	#8
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,906	2-ply toilet paper. we do not need 2-ply but we are brainwashed to think so because it requires 2x the paper which uses up more trees leading to global warming which leads to a need for a global government/NWO/bilderberg

04-15-2010, 10:56 AM	#14
minddust Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,438	The Chemical trails... tell me moar

04-15-2010, 11:13 AM	#15
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Okay well what's really going through my mind is this entire Sarah Palin Bullwinkle affair and Rocky being all jealous and shit. Now we all know this is almost true! So lets play off this!

04-15-2010, 03:20 PM	#16
cam_girls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,968	How about The Truman Show is true? The govt spies on genesis Adam all his life with high range helicopters 24/7 with LASER 2 Sonic weapons which can read minds and broadcast his thoughts out aloud to everyone in hearing range and implants ideas into everyones heads to abuse Adam. Adam posts 2000 complaints on the net and everyone laughs and calls him mental does it matter If it's true?