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![]() An ailing Northern California man delivered his own obituary to a newspaper then hanged himself from a nearby bridge.
El Dorado County sheriff's Lt. Bryan Golmitz says the body of 64-year-old Allan Leo Peters II was found Wednesday hanging by a yellow rope from an old bridge. The Mountain Democrat newspaper published part of his suicide note with his obituary. The man wrote he'd been struggling with emphysema and had trouble breathing. He wrote, "Yes, I have hanged myself (At least I hope I did)." The suicide note included a $90 money order, the cost of publishing an obituary. R.I.P. ![]()
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dark.....
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He took the "hang onto yourself" phrase too literally...
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Dying with dignity.
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And he's not really a death fame whore. A Death fame whore would have set up a cam and did it online dramatically.
He just wanted to go and felt he had to explain himself. Sabby ![]()
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thank you sabby nice tits!
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your welcome I think Im going to have them mummified and put on public display.
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Anyway I have found some new hobbies other than fantasizing about death.
Im taking acting classes. I know I can never become a serious actor because of my porn background but i think I would like to produce some B grade cheezy comedy horror movies. Sabby ![]()
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