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Sarah_Jayne · 04-22-2010, 03:26 AM

Went to get a hair cut and it was a new place so the woman doing my hair was giving me all the normal 'where are you from' stuff that I get when they hear my voice. I was answering all the normal questions when this exchange happened:

Her: Have you been to San Francisco?
Me: Yes, it is one of my favourite places.
Her: Did you go to Alcatraz?
Me: No, I wanted to but when I as there the tickets were all booked up. I did see it from the shore though.
Her: Oh, I really want to go. I hear they show you where Nelson Mandela was held.

digitaldivas · 04-22-2010, 03:27 AM

....wow.

seeandsee · 04-22-2010, 03:32 AM

nelson mendela?!???

TheDA · 04-22-2010, 03:54 AM

Who is Nelson Mandela?

greg80 · 04-22-2010, 03:58 AM

holy shit

Barefootsies · 04-22-2010, 03:59 AM

Get your toes painted and take pictures British bird.

SGS · 04-22-2010, 04:01 AM

And you let her lose with sharp objects so close to your head????

Adraco · 04-22-2010, 04:03 AM

Of course Nelson Mandela was held in Alcatraz, where else would he have been held???

Ahhh, stupid people are everywhere

Sarah_Jayne · 04-22-2010, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGS

And you let her lose with sharp objects so close to your head????

She was otherwise nice and she had already started cutting. So, I just smiled and let her do her work.

SGS · 04-22-2010, 04:28 AM

Would have made me watch her very closely in the mirror. lol

mikke · 04-22-2010, 05:02 AM

who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?

MediaGuy · 04-22-2010, 05:03 AM

What one Cali-dude said to me once:

"Until I met you, I thought Quebec was some place in Iraq"

Phonetically:

"'til I met y'all, ah thote Q'beck wuz sum'place in Eye-rack"

:D

halfpint · 04-22-2010, 05:04 AM

LOL wrong prison ... wrong country

awxm · 04-22-2010, 05:07 AM

I heard Nelson and Al Capone were cell mates.

CarlosTheGaucho · 04-22-2010, 05:08 AM

LOL

should have told her that she's confusing it, that it's Clint Eastwood who is responsible for overthrowing Apartheid

pornguy · 04-22-2010, 05:10 AM

Sad.. Really sad.

And for the American haters that will Jump in, here, I do Believe that Sarah still lives in England and that was an English person that said it. so.....

halfpint · 04-22-2010, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mikke

who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?

He was the leader of the ANC in South Africa He then got thrown in prison for about 20 years on Robben island When he was released he became the president of SA.

His ex wife Winnie Mandela is a totaly fucked up stupid bitch

Miz_Wright · 04-22-2010, 06:02 AM

Wow.

As much guff as Americans take for lack of international knowledge, that's pretty awesome, actually.

rogueteens · 04-22-2010, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Sad.. Really sad.

And for the American haters that will Jump in, here, I do Believe that Sarah still lives in England and that was an English person that said it. so.....

or the person was being sarcastic, knowing how the US treat foreign prisoners? :D

Serial Pervert · 04-22-2010, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by theda

who is nelson mandela?

srsly? .-.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-22-2010, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

or the person was being sarcastic, knowing how the US treat foreign prisoners? :D

No, that really wasn't it.

CunningStunt · 04-22-2010, 04:19 PM

I think she was taking the piss out of you.

TheDA · 04-22-2010, 04:23 PM

Now that I think about it I think the tower block that Delboy from "Only Fools and Horses" lived in is named after him, I guessed he was someone famous when I heard that but never really though about it.

BillyHoe · 04-22-2010, 07:46 PM

Did she at least do a good job on the hair cut?

miss_bellabellini · 04-22-2010, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

She was otherwise nice and she had already started cutting. So, I just smiled and let her do her work.

Wow, I don't think I would have been able to keep my mouth shut about a comment like that! Well done on being able to show restraint, it is probably best not to upset your hairdresser while you are in their chair;p

I've given quite a few history lessons since moving to North America. One of the common responses I get when I tell people I was born & raised in South Africa is 'why aren't you black then?' I certainly don't expect people to know every little detail about the history of other countries because I definitely don't. But how can you not be aware of colonialism at all?

dav3 · 04-22-2010, 08:42 PM

Dumb Ameri... oh

J. Falcon · 04-22-2010, 08:51 PM

She meant Al Capone.

D Ghost · 04-22-2010, 08:55 PM

lmfao.....!

POed-poster · 04-22-2010, 08:56 PM

Americans are mind-numbingly STUPID.

You should have told her that he was a cell mate of Jesus.

brassmonkey · 04-22-2010, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

LOL wrong prison ... wrong country

DatingGold · 04-22-2010, 10:43 PM

who's alcatraz?

Screwed Up · 04-22-2010, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FruitPanda

I heard Nelson and Al Capone were cell mates.

Haaahaaaa!!

Sarah_Jayne · 04-23-2010, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

She meant Al Capone.

Yes, I figured that. The two are so easy to confuse

She was actually a nice person though apart from that.

TrainWreckContent · 04-23-2010, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikke

who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?

Raf1 · 04-23-2010, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaGuy

What one Cali-dude said to me once:

"Until I met you, I thought Quebec was some place in Iraq"

Phonetically:

"'til I met y'all, ah thote Q'beck wuz sum'place in Eye-rack"

:D

hypedough · 04-23-2010, 02:17 AM

Where's fatfoo with the Alcatraz and Nelson Mandela facts?

Naechy · 04-23-2010, 03:04 AM

coming soon

MrBottomTooth · 04-23-2010, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POed-poster

Americans are mind-numbingly STUPID.

You should have told her that he was a cell mate of Jesus.

She's not in the US.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-23-2010, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough

Where's fatfoo with the Alcatraz and Nelson Mandela facts?

KILL_FRENZY · 04-23-2010, 11:37 AM

What?! They'll show you Nelson Mandela's cell but not Napoleon's? Such a disappointing Customer Service Alcatraz has.

Chosen · 04-23-2010, 12:04 PM

VGeorgie · 04-23-2010, 12:13 PM

Okay, funny enough, and not trying to be Fatfoo, but you can understand her confusion if she just heard about it in passing. Mandela was held on Robben Island, a prison sometimes referred to as "South Africa's Alcatraz." Like Alcatraz, the prison was on an isolated island, and is a museum now.

munki · 04-23-2010, 12:17 PM

I just did the Alcatraz tour a few months back when I visited. Fascinating place, although a bit smaller than I imagined. The Indian history with the island was pretty amazing.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-26-2010, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

I just did the Alcatraz tour a few months back when I visited. Fascinating place, although a bit smaller than I imagined. The Indian history with the island was pretty amazing.

I want to do it but I didn't know you had to book in advance. At least that was the case when I was there and then I couldn't get a ticket in time before I left.

SCORE Ralph · 04-26-2010, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FruitPanda

I heard Nelson and Al Capone were cell mates.

LMAO

UniqueD · 04-26-2010, 08:08 AM

I'm not sure what is worse, her or the people in here posting "Who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?"

fuzebox · 04-26-2010, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I want to do it but I didn't know you had to book in advance. At least that was the case when I was there and then I couldn't get a ticket in time before I left.

Two years ago I just walked up and bought a ticket. Not sure if it's changed, it was mid week if that means anything.

_Richard_ · 04-26-2010, 08:15 AM

haha big win

Sarah_Jayne · 04-26-2010, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Two years ago I just walked up and bought a ticket. Not sure if it's changed, it was mid week if that means anything.

It was about four years ago for me and they were requiring pre-booking. No idea how normal that is but it was the case that time. I was disappointed but it gives me a reason to go back. It was such a nice city.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-26-2010, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD

I'm not sure what is worse, her or the people in here posting "Who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?"

I was hoping they weren't serious.

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