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fatfoo · 04-25-2010, 07:54 PM

I write all kinds of porno and mainstream texts.

Message me on icq:396815963.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 04-25-2010, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

I write all kinds of porno and mainstream texts.

Message me on icq:396815963.

Do you personally write it or does your Bot write it?

J/K

What type of stuff do you write for? Can you give us an example?

Thanks,

fatfoo · 04-25-2010, 08:45 PM

Here are some examples of my writing: (I write myself with no automated bots):

On-Site SEO

On-site SEO is the process of doing something on your own blog, site or online resource to increase the amount and quality of traffic to your site from search engines. Not only do you want more volume or traffic, but you also need more quality traffic. 100 hits of quality traffic that make you $10 in sales is worth more to you than 1,000 hits of traffic that makes you $5 in sales. The quality of the traffic will depend on what keywords are being searched for and how high your site is in the search results. Let’s say a person searches for “free concert ticket” and the other person searches for “buy concert ticket now.” Of course, the person who searches something for free is less likely to buy. That’s the difference between placing different keywords on your site. You must also try to get the highest search results in Google or other search engines. The web sites that fall on Google’s 1st or 2nd page get the most high quality traffic. If a person clicks on a web site in the 3rd page of the search results, he/she has probably looked through 20 different sites and he/she could close your site in 5 seconds. Of course, it is very hard to get placed high in the search result rankings for a popular valuable keyword such as “viagra.” It is very easy to get placed high in the search results for keywords that are very rarely searched.
On-Site SEO has everything to do with what text, images and html codes you put on your page. Google has many rules about how it ranks sites and those rules change frequently. For example, keyword density is the % of keywords out of all the words on the page. If this number is greater than 20%, Google may penalize you my placing your site lower in the search results. This means that if your site has 100 words and 30 of those words are “ticket”, Google will think your site does not have quality text and Google will place you lower in the search results. The domain name that you choose for your site also matters a lot. For example, if you have the domain mortgage.com and somebody searches for keyword “mortgage” in Google, your domain will come up higher in the search results.
There are very many different rules for search engines such as Yahoo and Google. These rules are frequently updated. It can get very complicated to keep up with all these rules to do the best optimization for your site. Choose Vintage Rocket Media as your On-Site SEO professionals to help you achieve the perfect result out of what is one your site. You need to put the best text, images, videos, keywords, tags, titles, codes and html for your site in order for search engines to like you. The search engines robots will crawl your site to make artificial decisions about how quality your content is. Sometimes even a live person working for Google might visit your site to take a look at your quality content on your site.

Image Optimization

Not only does the text on your web site matter, but the images on your web site matter as well. Certain things, like including ALT tags in your images, will help you achieve a higher ranking in Google’s search results. You can also compress your GIF, JPEG, and PNG images. Decreasing the file size of your web images will increase the download speed of your web pages without affecting image quality much! The right balance between size and picture quality is what you need.
Vintage Rocket Media are the ultimate professionals in high quality image optimization. Google, Yahoo and other search engines have a lot of different rules about how to rank web sites with images on their site. They will look at the image size, alt tags and other html and codes. All this can get very complicated, but don’t worry! Vintage Rocket Media is there for you.
A lot of different things have to be kept in mind when dealing with images on the Internet. If you want the search engines to place you high in the search results, you have to include the keyword in your image name. For example, instead of "hjl213bn.jpg," it’s better to name it as "rock-concert-photo.jpg.” You also need to use title attributes in your images. Titles are a great way to add meaningful information about the images. Use it. For example, title="Singer performs on mike at concert." It also helps to name the folder correctly for the images. For example, instead of hjakfj1j3h1/hklsdal.jpg, you should name it rockconcert/beautifulsinger.jpg. Think about the accessibility of your images. Can they load for every browser? Choose the popular file type for you images, such as .gif or .jpg, so that the files load on most popular browsers.

Off Site SEO

Off-site SEO is how other sites are treating your site. It is not about the content that is on your site. It includes things such as: how many sites are linking to your site and the Google PR (Page Rank) of the sites linking to your site. Let’s say one site has 10 sites linking to it and another site has 100 sites linking to it. Google will place the sites with the most backlinks higher in the search engine results. Google gives a page rank from 1 to 10 to sites. The page rank on your site will increase if more high quality high PR sites link to your site. It will also help if your site has a small number of outgoing links and a huge number of ingoing links.
It also matters how many people have submitted your posts to social media sites or how many other blogs have linked to your blog. Some people may even link to your site on a forum or other sites of some kind. It is all about how well the other sites are treated you. It could happen that someone says bad things about your site, but still links to your site. The google robots that crawl the sites will still consider many links to your site as a good thing.
Choose Rocket Vintage Media as the perfect place to help you create the best Off Site SEO. It is the quality of your site that really matters. After you create a great quality site, you might want to message owners of other sites in order to ask them for links to your sites. The more links you get, the better your Off Site SEO will be. Rocket Vintage Media are qualified SEO professionals with much experience and they will help you create the best Off Site SEO possible. You can create such a good quality site, that other sites will link to your site even without you asking them. Off Site SEO is all about marketing your site to get the most backlinks to your site and even some word of mouth talks about your site.

Link Building

Vintage Rocket Media is the ultimate solution in link building for your web site. You can get links from blogs, forums, social networking sites and all kinds of other sites. Link building is an important part of your SEO strategy. You can trade traffic with other sites and you can trade links with other sites. The more sites link back to your site, the higher your search engine results ranking will be. To get the best search results ranking, it is also good to have a ratio where more sites link to you, than you link to them.
Achieve the best link building results with Rocket Vintage Media. Building link is just that: building. You start with 5, and then you get 10, then 20. It is frustrating, time consuming and sometimes confusing. It is important to get the most high quality high ranked sites linking back to your site. That way, your site will appear higher in the search engine results on the 1st and 2nd pages. Other websites may link to your web site through text, images, scripts and codes and then can even embed your site on their site. The best thing for SEO is when another web site links to your site with the appropriate keywords. For example, if your site is about concert tickets, then you want somebody to link to your site with the appropriate relevant keywords such as “concert tickets.” If someone links to your site with the text “blah blah,” it will not do much good for the search engine results.
It also matters how many sites are linking to your site and the Google PR (Page Rank) of the sites linking to your site. Let’s say one site has 10 sites linking to it and another site has 100 sites linking to it. Google will place the sites with the most backlinks higher in the search engine results. Google gives a page rank from 1 to 10 to sites. The page rank on your site will increase if more high quality high PR sites link to your site. Link building is all about getting links to your site in a variety of different imaginative ways. People may submit your posts to social media sites or blogs or forums.

04-25-2010, 07:54 PM	#1
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Buy site reviews, blog posts, gallery descriptions, other texts - $1 for 100 words I write all kinds of porno and mainstream texts. Message me on icq:396815963. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

04-25-2010, 08:45 PM	#3
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Here are some examples of my writing: (I write myself with no automated bots): On-Site SEO On-site SEO is the process of doing something on your own blog, site or online resource to increase the amount and quality of traffic to your site from search engines. Not only do you want more volume or traffic, but you also need more quality traffic. 100 hits of quality traffic that make you $10 in sales is worth more to you than 1,000 hits of traffic that makes you $5 in sales. The quality of the traffic will depend on what keywords are being searched for and how high your site is in the search results. Let’s say a person searches for “free concert ticket” and the other person searches for “buy concert ticket now.” Of course, the person who searches something for free is less likely to buy. That’s the difference between placing different keywords on your site. You must also try to get the highest search results in Google or other search engines. The web sites that fall on Google’s 1st or 2nd page get the most high quality traffic. If a person clicks on a web site in the 3rd page of the search results, he/she has probably looked through 20 different sites and he/she could close your site in 5 seconds. Of course, it is very hard to get placed high in the search result rankings for a popular valuable keyword such as “viagra.” It is very easy to get placed high in the search results for keywords that are very rarely searched. On-Site SEO has everything to do with what text, images and html codes you put on your page. Google has many rules about how it ranks sites and those rules change frequently. For example, keyword density is the % of keywords out of all the words on the page. If this number is greater than 20%, Google may penalize you my placing your site lower in the search results. This means that if your site has 100 words and 30 of those words are “ticket”, Google will think your site does not have quality text and Google will place you lower in the search results. The domain name that you choose for your site also matters a lot. For example, if you have the domain mortgage.com and somebody searches for keyword “mortgage” in Google, your domain will come up higher in the search results. There are very many different rules for search engines such as Yahoo and Google. These rules are frequently updated. It can get very complicated to keep up with all these rules to do the best optimization for your site. Choose Vintage Rocket Media as your On-Site SEO professionals to help you achieve the perfect result out of what is one your site. You need to put the best text, images, videos, keywords, tags, titles, codes and html for your site in order for search engines to like you. The search engines robots will crawl your site to make artificial decisions about how quality your content is. Sometimes even a live person working for Google might visit your site to take a look at your quality content on your site. Image Optimization Not only does the text on your web site matter, but the images on your web site matter as well. Certain things, like including ALT tags in your images, will help you achieve a higher ranking in Google’s search results. You can also compress your GIF, JPEG, and PNG images. Decreasing the file size of your web images will increase the download speed of your web pages without affecting image quality much! The right balance between size and picture quality is what you need. Vintage Rocket Media are the ultimate professionals in high quality image optimization. Google, Yahoo and other search engines have a lot of different rules about how to rank web sites with images on their site. They will look at the image size, alt tags and other html and codes. All this can get very complicated, but don’t worry! Vintage Rocket Media is there for you. A lot of different things have to be kept in mind when dealing with images on the Internet. If you want the search engines to place you high in the search results, you have to include the keyword in your image name. For example, instead of "hjl213bn.jpg," it’s better to name it as "rock-concert-photo.jpg.” You also need to use title attributes in your images. Titles are a great way to add meaningful information about the images. Use it. For example, title="Singer performs on mike at concert." It also helps to name the folder correctly for the images. For example, instead of hjakfj1j3h1/hklsdal.jpg, you should name it rockconcert/beautifulsinger.jpg. Think about the accessibility of your images. Can they load for every browser? Choose the popular file type for you images, such as .gif or .jpg, so that the files load on most popular browsers. Off Site SEO Off-site SEO is how other sites are treating your site. It is not about the content that is on your site. It includes things such as: how many sites are linking to your site and the Google PR (Page Rank) of the sites linking to your site. Let’s say one site has 10 sites linking to it and another site has 100 sites linking to it. Google will place the sites with the most backlinks higher in the search engine results. Google gives a page rank from 1 to 10 to sites. The page rank on your site will increase if more high quality high PR sites link to your site. It will also help if your site has a small number of outgoing links and a huge number of ingoing links. It also matters how many people have submitted your posts to social media sites or how many other blogs have linked to your blog. Some people may even link to your site on a forum or other sites of some kind. It is all about how well the other sites are treated you. It could happen that someone says bad things about your site, but still links to your site. The google robots that crawl the sites will still consider many links to your site as a good thing. Choose Rocket Vintage Media as the perfect place to help you create the best Off Site SEO. It is the quality of your site that really matters. After you create a great quality site, you might want to message owners of other sites in order to ask them for links to your sites. The more links you get, the better your Off Site SEO will be. Rocket Vintage Media are qualified SEO professionals with much experience and they will help you create the best Off Site SEO possible. You can create such a good quality site, that other sites will link to your site even without you asking them. Off Site SEO is all about marketing your site to get the most backlinks to your site and even some word of mouth talks about your site. Link Building Vintage Rocket Media is the ultimate solution in link building for your web site. You can get links from blogs, forums, social networking sites and all kinds of other sites. Link building is an important part of your SEO strategy. You can trade traffic with other sites and you can trade links with other sites. The more sites link back to your site, the higher your search engine results ranking will be. To get the best search results ranking, it is also good to have a ratio where more sites link to you, than you link to them. Achieve the best link building results with Rocket Vintage Media. Building link is just that: building. You start with 5, and then you get 10, then 20. It is frustrating, time consuming and sometimes confusing. It is important to get the most high quality high ranked sites linking back to your site. That way, your site will appear higher in the search engine results on the 1st and 2nd pages. Other websites may link to your web site through text, images, scripts and codes and then can even embed your site on their site. The best thing for SEO is when another web site links to your site with the appropriate keywords. For example, if your site is about concert tickets, then you want somebody to link to your site with the appropriate relevant keywords such as “concert tickets.” If someone links to your site with the text “blah blah,” it will not do much good for the search engine results. It also matters how many sites are linking to your site and the Google PR (Page Rank) of the sites linking to your site. Let’s say one site has 10 sites linking to it and another site has 100 sites linking to it. Google will place the sites with the most backlinks higher in the search engine results. Google gives a page rank from 1 to 10 to sites. The page rank on your site will increase if more high quality high PR sites link to your site. Link building is all about getting links to your site in a variety of different imaginative ways. People may submit your posts to social media sites or blogs or forums. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]