i contacted 3 gfy designers for work i need done, guess how many i heard back from?

[dyna mo]

wednesday, i sent RFQ's to 3 designers here via clicking through their sigs then using their contact us link on their sites.

[Amputate Your Head]

My official guess is: 0

What kind of prize do I win?

[Fletch XXX]

Hit me up, you can even call my cell

[TeenCat]

there is so much work in porn

[Kirby]

deadbeats

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

My official guess is: 0

What kind of prize do I win?

want some work? hahahah. seriously.

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

Hit me up, you can even call my cell

i've got you on the short list for banners, will be contacting you with specs within 3 weeks.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

want some work? hahahah. seriously.



i've got you on the short list for banners, will be contacting you with specs within 3 weeks.

Shoot me a short rundown of what you need and I'll look it over, and I swear on my knuckle tattoos that I'll give you a response in short order, one way or the other, as to whether or not I'm able to help. design [at] broken zombie {dot} com

I can't make promises about the project, because obviously it depends on if it falls within my skillset.... but I will at least give you an answer.

[Fletch XXX]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

i've got you on the short list for banners, will be contacting you with specs within 3 weeks.

I do more than banners but sure just hit me with whatever, at least Ill reply promptly. LOL

[Serge Litehead]

on Wednesday we had a request about a site and were asked if we speak Russian, we were included in CC or BCC in that request. Replied in Russian to the originating mail right away.
If it was yours, check your spam folder.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Shoot me a short rundown of what you need and I'll look it over, and I swear on my knuckle tattoos that I'll give you a response in short order, one way or the other, as to whether or not I'm able to help. design [at] broken zombie {dot} com

I can't make promises about the project, because obviously it depends on if it falls within my skillset.... but I will at least give you an answer.

sending this to you now

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

I do more than banners but sure just hit me with whatever, at least Ill reply promptly. LOL

contacting you with specs now

Originally Posted by holograph

on Wednesday we had a request about a site and were asked if we speak Russian, we were included in CC or BCC in that request. Replied in Russian to the originating mail right away.
If it was yours, check your spam folder.

this was not me. :-)

[Fletch XXX]

youn can email my gmail direct instead of form if you want too

fletchxxx @ gmail

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Shoot me a short rundown of what you need and I'll look it over, and I swear on my knuckle tattoos that I'll give you a response in short order, one way or the other, as to whether or not I'm able to help. design [at] broken zombie {dot} com

I can't make promises about the project, because obviously it depends on if it falls within my skillset.... but I will at least give you an answer.

Hi Amp.

The email i sent to you was kicked back-

The mail system

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5.2.0 Remote MTA 66.115.128.178: An URL contained in this message is
blacklisted by SURBL. See http://www.surbl.org (in reply to end of DATA
command)

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

I do more than banners but sure just hit me with whatever, at least Ill reply promptly. LOL

i just contacted ya via your website!

[Fletch XXX]

looking over now

[Amputate Your Head]

Hmmm, interesting.

well, give my gmail a shot.
bzminc [at] gmail {dot} com

[digitaldivas]

let us know the url of your concept when you release it, please and thank you.

[stickyfingerz]

5?

[Loch]

We have tried for some time to contact one particular designer on GFY for a while for a potential upper 4 figure contract, no luck for over 3 months.

Went to Zuzanadesigns in the end as she is just fantastic to corospond with

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Hmmm, interesting.

well, give my gmail a shot.
bzminc [at] gmail {dot} com

doing so now.

Originally Posted by digitaldivas

let us know the url of your concept when you release it, please and thank you.

will do!

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

5?

i see what you did there!

[Fletch XXX]

Replied to your email

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

My official guess is: 0

Sounds about right.

To be fair. It's not just designers though.

[DWB]

ZERO.

Scammers, slackers, shit heads, dick heads, losers, haters and failures. Yea, that will sum up 80% of you.

[gaffg]

try adultmix?

[MetaMan]

Look you GFY dumb fucks, all us real designers dont want to work with you because you are cheap as fuck and over bearing.

so have fun with your filipino workers stop complaining about designers because frankly you people are fucking idiots. i look at your sites and laugh. the people i work with come to me everytime for 4 years and spend REAL MONEY. why? because im a REAL DESIGNER and i will get the job done. and before that i was doing fulltime work for another 4.

why is it dynamo you have been in this business since what 08 and you dont have a "go to" guy for design? look in the mirror maybe? seriously in 2 years you cant find a "go to" designer, hilarious.

i can already guess you are the type of guy who wants to pay little to nothing and expect the world. fuck off you people and your whining about designers most of you are the shittiest clients in the world.

[MetaMan]

what is funny i wont mention names i see the same idiots whining about design, then i was supposed to start a site with one of these GFY members, the big bad designer (me) did his part and this idiot didnt fill in any of 5 sites then comes onto GFY complaining about how he cant find designers hilarious. fuck you people such a joke.

[sextoyking]

Hi Dyna Mo,

You should check out:

http://www.kreadult.com

Thanks

Todd

[Amputate Your Head]

You seem like you're in a bad mood today Meta.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

wednesday, i sent RFQ's to 3 designers here via clicking through their sigs then using their contact us link on their sites.

whats the deal

[nico-t]

i design everything myself.
Im just good like that.

[Zuzana Designs]

Originally Posted by Loch

We have tried for some time to contact one particular designer on GFY for a while for a potential upper 4 figure contract, no luck for over 3 months.

Went to Zuzanadesigns in the end as she is just fantastic to corospond with

Thanks Casper it has been great working with you

[Barefootsies]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Look you GFY dumb fucks, all us real designers dont want to work with you because you are cheap as fuck and over bearing.

so have fun with your filipino workers stop complaining about designers because frankly you people are fucking idiots. i look at your sites and laugh. the people i work with come to me everytime for 4 years and spend REAL MONEY. why? because im a REAL DESIGNER and i will get the job done. and before that i was doing fulltime work for another 4.

why is it dynamo you have been in this business since what 08 and you dont have a "go to" guy for design? look in the mirror maybe? seriously in 2 years you cant find a "go to" designer, hilarious.

i can already guess you are the type of guy who wants to pay little to nothing and expect the world. fuck off you people and your whining about designers most of you are the shittiest clients in the world.

Now THIS is a rant!

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Look you GFY dumb fucks, all us real designers dont want to work with you because you are cheap as fuck and over bearing.

so have fun with your filipino workers stop complaining about designers because frankly you people are fucking idiots. i look at your sites and laugh. the people i work with come to me everytime for 4 years and spend REAL MONEY. why? because im a REAL DESIGNER and i will get the job done. and before that i was doing fulltime work for another 4.

why is it dynamo you have been in this business since what 08 and you dont have a "go to" guy for design? look in the mirror maybe? seriously in 2 years you cant find a "go to" designer, hilarious.

i can already guess you are the type of guy who wants to pay little to nothing and expect the world. fuck off you people and your whining about designers most of you are the shittiest clients in the world.

umm, i didn't whine about anything in this thread. i posed a question, received some nice replies and responded to those in a professional manner. in fact, i haven't even commented on how many of the original designers replied back.

furthermore, this is a mainstream project, i have a designer that does all of my adult and has done so for a while now, i simply want and need a completely separate business operation for the mainstream side of things.

i'm sure this reply satisfies what your miserable punk ass can't figure out on your own and your incessant need for attention.

[Deej]

Well I got one email from a 'scott' asking if I had gotten an email previous to that one...

So I doubt that I was on that list... if so... resend original.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

ZERO.

Scammers, slackers, shit heads, dick heads, losers, haters and failures. Yea, that will sum up 80% of you.

That's why I love DWB, he took the time to get to know us...

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

umm, i didn't whine about anything in this thread. i posed a question, received some nice replies and responded to those in a professional manner. in fact, i haven't even commented on how many of the original designers replied back.

furthermore, this is a mainstream project, i have a designer that does all of my adult and has done so for a while now, i simply want and need a completely separate business operation for the mainstream side of things.

i'm sure this reply satisfies what your miserable punk ass can't figure out on your own and your incessant need for attention.

i dont need or give a fuck about attention from any of you half whit whiny fucktards anymore trust me. your business' are tanking and i am laughing the entire way trust me.

you didnt "pose a question". this thread was loaded and you know it.

blah blah fucking blah about your separate projects. a real designer can design a diet pill site then go do a tranny site the same day so stop making excuses. design is about making SALES someone who can make sales can do it in any format.

you messaged 3 people and they didnt respond? wow big whoop like everyone is around to wait on your every fucking need? let me guess your project budget was under $500? go suck a cock. fucking losers.

[JD]

did you send me one?

[Deej]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i dont need or give a fuck about attention from any of you half whit whiny fucktards anymore trust me. your business' are tanking and i am laughing the entire way trust me.

you didnt "pose a question". this thread was loaded and you know it.

blah blah fucking blah about your separate projects. a real designer can design a diet pill site then go do a tranny site the same day so stop making excuses. design is about making SALES someone who can make sales can do it in any format.

you messaged 3 people and they didnt respond? wow big whoop like everyone is around to wait on your every fucking need? let me guess your project budget was under $500? go suck a cock. fucking losers.

Dont forget that you have a big cock, I mean how could you...

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by Deej

Dont forget that you have a big cock, I mean how could you...

i know how hard guys like you and JD work, ive been there many times over. i dont like these fucktards bashing designers down when they are just cheap fucks who arent willing to pay to have things done properly.

these are the type of idiots to buy a pan fried steak and wonder why it doesnt take like the restaurants rib eye.

[Deej]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i know how hard guys like you and JD work, ive been there many times over. i dont like these fucktards bashing designers down when they are just cheap fucks who arent willing to pay to have things done properly.

these are the type of idiots to buy a pan fried steak and wonder why it doesnt take like the restaurants rib eye.

no seriously, I just wanted to make sure your enormous cock got its rightful due

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by Deej

no seriously, I just wanted to make sure your enormous cock got its rightful due

design is very hard but keep at it, it opens doors and connections that most people dream about.

it is like these douche bags who run a tube site script. they go away on vacation for a fucking month then come back and act like i have the problem. only to find out they have been re using my template for everyones site. but designers have the problem HA!

i got away from douche bags like this long time ago, i am surrounded by amazing clients who i cant thank enough. took years but i can finally say i am surrounded by people who understand and appreciate my work. it is mostly this adult industry mentality that is something for nothing. dont worry there is more options out there.

fuck these people dude! complete trash.

[Deej]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

design is very hard but keep at it, it opens doors and connections that most people dream about.

it is like these douche bags who run a tube site script. they go away on vacation for a fucking month then come back and act like i have the problem. only to find out they have been re using my template for everyones site. but designers have the problem HA!

i got away from douche bags like this long time ago, i am surrounded by amazing clients who i cant thank enough. took years but i can finally say i am surrounded by people who understand and appreciate my work. it is mostly this adult industry mentality that is something for nothing. dont worry there is more options out there.

fuck these people dude! complete trash.

Growing my continued client list. Some small, some big. I do know what youre saying... I have a concealed cock harness as well

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i dont need or give a fuck about attention from any of you half whit whiny fucktards anymore trust me. your business' are tanking and i am laughing the entire way trust me.

you didnt "pose a question". this thread was loaded and you know it.

blah blah fucking blah about your separate projects. a real designer can design a diet pill site then go do a tranny site the same day so stop making excuses. design is about making SALES someone who can make sales can do it in any format.

you messaged 3 people and they didnt respond? wow big whoop like everyone is around to wait on your every fucking need? let me guess your project budget was under $500? go suck a cock. fucking losers.

hey what the fuck did i do to warrant this? so fucking what if the thread topic was loaded, i am getting the response i needed and shit is moving forward.

if anyone needs to understand why so many people here think you are a douchebag shitstain, they only need look at your 2 posts in this thread.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by JD

did you send me one?

no, i did not. depending on the replies i receive over the next few days, i will send info to you.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

hey what the fuck did i do to warrant this? so fucking what if the thread topic was loaded, i am getting the response i needed and shit is moving forward.

if anyone needs to understand why so many people here think you are a douchebag shitstain, they only need look at your 2 posts in this thread.

so what if it was loaded?

how about you give me the urls to your sites and i post all over the internet loaded topics to get feedback from people? how would you like it when someone DIRECTLY bashes your business with loaded questions? i bet you wouldnt.

why should i give a fuck what people who are douche bag shit stains think of me?

these are the type of idiots who will fuck over their best friend then make a 10 page thread for 1000s to view it. FUCK YOU IDIOTS.

maybe if you werent such a jerk off designers would be begging to work with you? my phone is always on im always around. why should people be around to respond to you? what do you mean to them? is it the designers fault that you dont matter? fuck off already!

penny pinching jerk offs who expect the world but want to invest nothing in it. HILARIOUS

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

so what if it was loaded?

how about you give me the urls to your sites and i post all over the internet loaded topics to get feedback from people? how would you like it when someone DIRECTLY bashes your business with loaded questions? i bet you wouldnt.

why should i give a fuck what people who are douche bag shit stains think of me?

these are the type of idiots who will fuck over their best friend then make a 10 page thread for 1000s to view it. FUCK YOU IDIOTS.

maybe if you werent such a jerk off designers would be begging to work with you? my phone is always on im always around. why should people be around to respond to you? what do you mean to them? is it the designers fault that you dont matter? fuck off already!

penny pinching jerk offs who expect the world but want to invest nothing in it. HILARIOUS

where are you coming up with this stuff, man! it's like a switch was flipped somehow and you are just going on & on.

i mean, fuck dude, first, there wasn't a bit of whining in this thread, loaded, sure but no whining. but never the fuck mind that, you're gonna rant about the guys who whine about designers.

designers look for work here, i have no probs trying to send some there way, i make a *loaded* thread to get peeps moving on it and that makes me some sort of shit head? got it.


fuck, i could go on about how far out in left field you are on this, but what's the point, it's obvious to those reading the thread

and you certainly didn't sort it out when you've randomly gone off on others whom you know nothing about.

[fatfoo]

I guess zero.

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by dyna mo

where are you coming up with this stuff, man! it's like a switch was flipped somehow and you are just going on & on.

i mean, fuck dude, first, there wasn't a bit of whining in this thread, loaded, sure but no whining. but never the fuck mind that, you're gonna rant about the guys who whine about designers.

designers look for work here, i have no probs trying to send some there way, i make a *loaded* thread to get peeps moving on it and that makes me some sort of shit head? got it.


fuck, i could go on about how far out in left field you are on this, but what's the point, it's obvious to those reading the thread

and you certainly didn't sort it out when you've randomly gone off on others whom you know nothing about.

hey man no lack of love! i wouldnt say a bad word to anyone ever about you. i dont know you enough, you are entitled to your opinion and i am to mine. no hard feelings from my end. im just a lil straight up i guess you could say lol.

i just will do what i have to do to stick up for designers because no one else does. designers are easy to hate on and i just have to put in my word where it belongs.

doesnt mean i dislike you or think your opinion is wrong, i may not agree with it but that's your opinion and i will do my best to respect it.

no one ever talks about the great site they got made, or how well their conversions have gone up with design change. it is always negative like we are rats mooching off the industry lol. and it does tick me off! so many 14hour days spent with 0 love, the last thing i want to hear is hate!

[Deej]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

hey man no lack of love! i wouldnt say a bad word to anyone ever about you. i dont know you enough, you are entitled to your opinion and i am to mine. no hard feelings from my end. im just a lil straight up i guess you could say lol.

i just will do what i have to do to stick up for designers because no one else does. designers are easy to hate on and i just have to put in my word where it belongs.

doesnt mean i dislike you or think your opinion is wrong, i may not agree with it but that's your opinion and i will do my best to respect it.

no one ever talks about the great site they got made, or how well their conversions have gone up with design change. it is always negative like we are rats mooching off the industry lol. and it does tick me off! so many 14hour days spent with 0 love, the last thing i want to hear is hate!

Theres a new designer Sheriff in town...

[The Porn Nerd]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i dont need or give a fuck about attention from any of you half whit whiny fucktards anymore trust me. your business' are tanking and i am laughing the entire way trust me.

you didnt "pose a question". this thread was loaded and you know it.

blah blah fucking blah about your separate projects. a real designer can design a diet pill site then go do a tranny site the same day so stop making excuses. design is about making SALES someone who can make sales can do it in any format.

you messaged 3 people and they didnt respond? wow big whoop like everyone is around to wait on your every fucking need? let me guess your project budget was under $500? go suck a cock. fucking losers.

Yeah dude, I wanna work with YOU now. Jesus. What a joke you are. Being a DOUSCHEBAG and claiming you're THE MAN? Right. Let's SEE some of these great designs you do? I'll bet you $1000 Canadian that they suck balls, make SHIT and the "bank" you're "laughing all the way to" is probably a sperm bank.

Talk about a fucktard.

I've hired 4 designers here on GFY and were happy with 3 of them. The designs were great, they worked fast, responded to my own design suggestions, and improved my sales and the overall look of my network. But when a "designer" - if that's what you are - goes on and on ranting like a frickin' LOONY then there's something wrong with YOU, my friend. Maybe you just need to get laid.

[dyna mo]

Originally Posted by MetaMan

hey man no lack of love! i wouldnt say a bad word to anyone ever about you. i dont know you enough, you are entitled to your opinion and i am to mine. no hard feelings from my end. im just a lil straight up i guess you could say lol.

i just will do what i have to do to stick up for designers because no one else does. designers are easy to hate on and i just have to put in my word where it belongs.

doesnt mean i dislike you or think your opinion is wrong, i may not agree with it but that's your opinion and i will do my best to respect it.

no one ever talks about the great site they got made, or how well their conversions have gone up with design change. it is always negative like we are rats mooching off the industry lol. and it does tick me off! so many 14hour days spent with 0 love, the last thing i want to hear is hate!

well, i don't see where i was hating. in fact, i only see where i am trying to give people here business. yeah, i came up with a title that was loaded but the bottomline is that i am on a timeline- my timeline and i needed this to move forward and the title is a perfectly respectful way to attract designers ready to go.

[TiaLing]

not sure what type of design you need .... but if you're looking for a really good paysite design at a great price contact dwb's bro , nate, [email protected] . if you need a tgp, blog, tube etc krissy at kdadult.com is great !

tia