Death by Eel in Anus- Chinese prank goes Horribly Wrong - GoFuckYourself.com

ShellyCrash · 04-30-2010, 11:25 AM

This has got to be one of the worst ways to die imagineable-

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A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

Full article:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

IF it is true, I mean - this is being published in the Sun- but if true at least the guy was passed out and hopefully didn't feel a thing.

FUCK

brassmonkey · 04-30-2010, 11:27 AM

yeah i just posted it this morning

MaDalton · 04-30-2010, 11:29 AM

ok - T minus 10 till someone posts the videos of the japanese girls with the living eels in their anus...

marketsmart · 04-30-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

yeah i just posted it this morning

thanks for pointing that out...

it means the world to me....

.

CyberHustler · 04-30-2010, 11:30 AM

That's fuuuuuuuuuuuucked up...

_Richard_ · 04-30-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

This has got to be one of the worst ways to die imagineable-

Full article:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

IF it is true, I mean - this is being published in the Sun- but if true at least the guy was passed out and hopefully didn't feel a thing.

FUCK

that poor bastard

MaDalton · 04-30-2010, 11:32 AM

ok, i thought i'd take the burden on me...

http://www.spankwire.com/Japanese-An...rn/video42853/

CDSmith · 04-30-2010, 12:06 PM

Ah yes, the ancient art of anus-eeling. I've heard it's the experience of a lifetime.

I've now added it to my bucket list.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-30-2010, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

ok, i thought i'd take the burden on me...

http://www.spankwire.com/Japanese-An...rn/video42853/

the classic eel pooping throwto video, lol

Loch · 04-30-2010, 12:14 PM

Man think about that poor eel ppl
Tried in vain to eat his way out....poor thing

spazlabz · 04-30-2010, 12:15 PM

what kind of a person would consider that a good joke? I tend to only get drunk around people I trust but if I woke up with anything stuffed into my anal cavity there would be swift and violent repercussions I mean DAMN!

spazlabz · 04-30-2010, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

Man think about that poor eel ppl
Tried in vain to eat his way out....poor thing

that is soooooooo gross LOL

michael.kickass · 04-30-2010, 12:17 PM

Holy fuck!

czarina · 04-30-2010, 12:18 PM

when I was a little girl, a guy was killed not far from my house from a similar prank.

This guy worked the night shift at the local water company, and some jerk colleagues that were always harrassing him about his weight (he was fat), went in one night, held him down and shoved a hose up his butt and turned it on. The water pressure was so tremendous that it made him explode.

talk about a terrible way to die!

LiveDose · 04-30-2010, 12:25 PM

Fucking weirdos. Poor guy.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-30-2010, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

what kind of a person would consider that a good joke? I tend to only get drunk around people I trust but if I woke up with anything stuffed into my anal cavity there would be swift and violent repercussions I mean DAMN!

ShellyCrash · 04-30-2010, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

yeah i just posted it this morning

Sorry dude, I both checked the front page and did a search for eel before posting, nothing came up.

bbobby86 · 04-30-2010, 01:34 PM

what a bastard...

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2010, 01:34 PM

that is beyond fucked up.

spazlabz · 04-30-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

LOL that shit was funny!

ShellyCrash · 04-30-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

when I was a little girl, a guy was killed not far from my house from a similar prank.

This guy worked the night shift at the local water company, and some jerk colleagues that were always harrassing him about his weight (he was fat), went in one night, held him down and shoved a hose up his butt and turned it on. The water pressure was so tremendous that it made him explode.

talk about a terrible way to die!

My god, that's awful.

I did alot of awful shit to people as a teenager, things I will most likely go to hell for if there is such a place, but at least we never killed anyone.

Deej · 04-30-2010, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Sorry dude, I both checked the front page and did a search for eel before posting, nothing came up.

Fuck him! Live in the light girl!

Adam X · 04-30-2010, 02:13 PM

oooh those jap girls pouring eels into her ass with a funnel...
thats just fucking sick... I dread the thought of a spider crawling into my mouth or ear, let alone a fucking EEL in my ass... wtf!!

VeriSexy · 04-30-2010, 02:18 PM

Damn... what a way to go

kristin · 04-30-2010, 02:40 PM

That's pretty fucked up. Wow.

BobChezule · 04-30-2010, 02:51 PM

That Chappelle video is funny as hell.

ShellyCrash · 04-30-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Fuck him! Live in the light girl!

DamnGoodRatio · 04-30-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

ok - T minus 10 till someone posts the videos of the japanese girls with the living eels in their anus...

Looks like it only took 3 minutes, must be a new record ? ? ?

Caligari · 04-30-2010, 06:35 PM

I guess I picked the wrong week to start putting eels in my anus.

brassmonkey · 04-30-2010, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Sorry dude, I both checked the front page and did a search for eel before posting, nothing came up.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=966070

fatfoo · 04-30-2010, 06:48 PM

That's even worse than the story about the woman who masturbated with a fish and then she gave birth to many small live moving fish (because the fish laid eggs in her womb).

GatorB · 04-30-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

This has got to be one of the worst ways to die imagineable-

Full article:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

IF it is true, I mean - this is being published in the Sun- but if true at least the guy was passed out and hopefully didn't feel a thing.

FUCK

Ok this story comes thesun so it's dubious to begin with. Even if true I'm not sure it's worse than the guy who died from getting fucked in the ass by a horse.

CDSmith · 04-30-2010, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

That's even worse than the story about the woman who masturbated with a fish and then she gave birth to many small live moving fish (because the fish laid eggs in her womb).

Indeed. It's even worse than the kid who swallowed a watermelon seed and a watermelon started growing in his stomach. It had to be removed surgically but the kid lived, whereas the eel-in-the-anus guy died. So that's worse.

You and I are co-captains with the last name Obvious.

ShellyCrash · 04-30-2010, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=966070

Don't hate, congratulate.

I made my best efforts. Your title was "bad joke"

brassmonkey · 04-30-2010, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Don't hate, congratulate.

I made my best efforts. Your title was "bad joke"

yeah after he died they claimed it was a joke gone bad

Paul Markham · 05-01-2010, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Ok this story comes thesun so it's dubious to begin with. Even if true I'm not sure it's worse than the guy who died from getting fucked in the ass by a horse.

You and me seem to be the only doubters. Would the acid in the bowl kill the ell before it killed the man is my thought.

Andro · 05-01-2010, 12:51 AM

damn...

Chosen · 05-01-2010, 02:34 AM

Weird things happening in China lately...

LoveSandra · 05-01-2010, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Fucking weirdos. Poor guy.

redwhiteandblue · 05-01-2010, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

You and me seem to be the only doubters. Would the acid in the bowl kill the ell before it killed the man is my thought.

No but the smell would.

halfpint · 05-01-2010, 04:25 AM

Damm what a crazy story

Davy · 05-01-2010, 05:43 AM

He was passed out drunk - so he probably didn't even notice...

Scott McD · 05-01-2010, 05:46 AM

He probably enjoyed it at the start thinking it was some black dude sticking his cock up his ass...

brassmonkey · 05-01-2010, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

He probably enjoyed it at the start thinking it was some black dude sticking his cock up his ass...

hahaha!!!

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