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Old 05-18-2010, 10:09 AM   #1
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:11 AM   #2
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Old 05-18-2010, 10:41 AM   #4
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Finally the dumbass figures out you step on its neck to kill it!!!
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I'm not sure that I'm understanding the thing I'm seeing here...... tell me it's not someone who really thinks that is a living thing. Please tell me that.
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Old 05-18-2010, 11:30 AM   #10
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Old 05-18-2010, 11:34 AM   #11
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There's a much easier way... Turn the water off. lol ;)
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Old 05-18-2010, 11:38 AM   #12
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Since only the front end of that small hose is moving I'm going to say photoshoped.
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Old 05-18-2010, 11:39 AM   #13
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LOL, good point. Sad I never thought of that.
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Old 05-18-2010, 11:40 AM   #14
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why not just reach down a foot or 2 behind the hose and pick it up like even a retard would

I bet he thinks the earth is flat too
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Old 05-18-2010, 11:42 AM   #17
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all the guy would have had to do was go to the end of the holes an turn the knob to the right an it would have killed it faster then it did hittin it with the shoe lol
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i am betting he uses his shoe to beat anything that isn't working and so naturally he tried that first.
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I'm on a 16mbps down, 1mbps up connection. A little slower than normal it seems.

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wow, genius, it hadn't crossed my mind.
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oops! seems I posted this in the wrong thread. lol.. I think I need to close some tabs in my firefox. haha
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oops! seems I posted this in the wrong thread. lol.. I think I need to close some tabs in my firefox. haha
I was about to suggest beating your post with a shoe to make it go away
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he must be related to that journalist who threw the shoe at Bush
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ok, that is painful to me... I can't watch it loop again.
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He needs to lay off the crack first , he probably thought he was spanking his weiner
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This kind of brutality HAS TO STOP!!! We need to come up with bills to propose making violence against hoses a hate crime involving MUCH stiffer penalties.



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More importantly, it is a crime against hosanity!


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In America we have a solid "bros-before-hose" rule.

Unfortunately in many other parts of the world, this is not always true.

That's where the trouble starts....

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Unfortunately in many other parts of the world, this is not always true.

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