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Webmaster Extraordinaire
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: A beautiful beach...
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Guess what my maid did today>>>
I have this amazing maid who goes the extra mile every time, on every single thing.
Today I walked in my room and there she was, sowing up a corner of my little pillow (the one I use to cover my eyes with). She was hired to clean, tidy up and do the laundry, so this is wayyyyyyyyy beyond her realm of responsibilities. I've had several maids before, and never, I mean NEVER did one do something like that for me. This lady is great, and she's going home with a nice bonus today. |
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working on my tan
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Location: Florida/Kentucky
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She was scattering seeds on your pillow?
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Pix or it didn't happen.
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2010
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Sounds like a keeper!
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So not what I was expecting
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Asheville, NC
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Just the corner, I wonder what will sprout!
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Just Blow Me
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Location: Europe
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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lol you must pay here very well lol
i get most of my money at pornpayouts.com |
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Ik ben een aap
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how come you haven't been deleted yet
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This is completely derisory. Obviously, this is not such a rare occurence that pictures must be posted to prove it happened. Good luck.
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Beer Money Baron
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You missed it. 10 minutes earlier, she accidentally pierced a small hole in that same pillow.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Send her to me i've got some things that need sewing up too
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So Fucking Banananananas
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Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
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i had a really great maid when I was in LA. had 3 here and all of them were slackers. the one in LA would go above and beyond to make sure the entire place was spotless while the ones here would say "do you want me to vacuum the whole place or just the main room?"
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: the beach, SoCal
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One of mine asked to borrow a ladder so she could do the blades of the ceiling fan in the den which is about 10' off the ground.
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Junior Achiever
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Is she hot? Maid fantasty?
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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That is great to hear that people still have that sort of work ethic, that they go above and beyond. Seems rare these days. That was very nice of you to give her a bonus.
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My Maid is the BEST and she even cleans the house afterwards . . .
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