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Join Date: May 2010
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Question to Apple fanatics.
If Apple makes an i-buttplug would you buy it?
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that depends if it came out on verizon
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Asheville, NC
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Does it have video?
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There can be only one
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Can I use 2 buttplugs simultaneously?
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working on my tan
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Location: Florida/Kentucky
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Wearing one right now.
(i don't think apple made it though) . |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Transform my name to numbers it'd be 121058710.
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To be fair, it'd be the best fucking butt plugging user experience you're gonna find.
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#7 |
There can be only one
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It'd be polished & smooth, sleek & exciting, and would never fail due to ass-crust like those other buttplugs. But it'd also cost $600 for a 1st Gen plug.
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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I can already picture an 'App' for prostate exams, just plug in the special USB cable (sold separately)
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I'm betting if you got the Magic Mouse team on sex toys they'd knock it out the park.
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Yes because I know it will work right out of the box, communicate wirelessly with everything, and feel so natural in my bum that I could wear it all day.
What?
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LoL
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Does it have to connect to iTunes? If so, no.
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..I Heart Cannibal Corpse
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USB and Firewire on top or bottom of plug?
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It wouldn't crash either
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#15 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2008
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bump 4 apple
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downloads would be good but uploads would be a bitch huh?
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i'm not apple fan but i'd have bought to make a present
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Outside looking in.
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Get the new one - the enema version called iPoop!
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No but if you make a stupid thread I'll probably reply.
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Mainstream Businessman
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Only if it has Flash.
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Steve Jobs would have to make sure it was a porn free butt plug.
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