FACT: there is no such thing as Mexican jews - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 05-27-2005, 08:12 PM

And this proves it:

Two Jewish men, "Sid" and "Al," were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"

Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."

He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews."

Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.

While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "All we have is orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews."

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TheMob · 05-27-2005, 08:15 PM

ok, that was too long to be this old

sniperwolf · 05-27-2005, 08:17 PM

still nice though..

CDSmith · 05-27-2005, 08:42 PM

Gun problem?....

... what gun problem?

Steve · 05-27-2005, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Gun problem?....

... what gun problem?

with material like this, why dont you have more fans?

Spunky · 05-27-2005, 08:45 PM

I like their Cabo Wabo tequila

CDSmith · 05-27-2005, 08:46 PM

Okay, I admit it...

as a schoolboy I rode the short bus.

However.....

.

.

.

... my short bus was cool :D

Screaming · 05-27-2005, 08:49 PM

was cute

CDSmith · 05-27-2005, 08:49 PM

There are subliminal messages in even the most innocent of ads these days....

CDSmith · 05-27-2005, 08:51 PM

CDSmith · 05-27-2005, 08:53 PM

CDSmith · 05-27-2005, 08:57 PM

Balloon fetish moves to the next level...

$5 submissions · 05-28-2005, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

There are subliminal messages in even the most innocent of ads these days....

Nice

Major (Tom) · 05-28-2005, 05:28 AM

I saw a guy with those funky hair cuts, you know, the ones with the lil curls down the sides in an el camino bouncing the front end up and down.. Go figure..
Duke

CDSmith · 05-28-2005, 07:16 AM

Lucky Aussies....

... I wish we could have these in Canada. :D

CDSmith · 05-28-2005, 07:23 AM

Anyone remember the O face kid?...

:D

JFK · 05-28-2005, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

he he he she certaily isnt

Manowar · 05-28-2005, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Gun problem?....

... what gun problem?

BillyHoe · 05-28-2005, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Lucky Aussies....

... I wish we could have these in Canada. :D

lol

Head · 05-28-2005, 07:26 AM

Kevsh · 05-28-2005, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Ok, that's f-ing hilarious and oh so true .. don't see any "babes" protesting Hooters ... or beauty pageants or bikini contests or ....

CDSmith · 06-02-2010, 01:49 PM

Youtube killed this kind of newspaper ad....

Can you spare just $2? Timmy is a nine year old boy living in Detroit. He has only one leg, one arm and one eye. Each day he has to ride seven miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video ? it?s fucking hilarious.

seeandsee · 06-02-2010, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

There are subliminal messages in even the most innocent of ads these days....

hahaha this is so nasty, probably done with purpose

05-27-2005, 08:12 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	FACT: there is no such thing as Mexican jews And this proves it: Two Jewish men, "Sid" and "Al," were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?" Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter." When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks." He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews." Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen. While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere." The waiter returned and said, "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews." "Are you certain?" Al asked once again, "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!" "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter. "All we have is orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews." www.jokesbee.com __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Youtube killed this kind of newspaper ad.... Can you spare just $2? Timmy is a nine year old boy living in Detroit. He has only one leg, one arm and one eye. Each day he has to ride seven miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video ? it?s fucking hilarious. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634