Feces-squirting thieves sought in Toronto... - GoFuckYourself.com

PR_Dave · 05-28-2010, 11:39 AM

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/sto...ves-feces.html

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Distracted victims robbed during cash withdrawals

Toronto police are looking for at least four people they believe are behind a bizarre string of thefts involving the use of squeeze bottles to squirt feces on victims.

There have been at least four such thefts since last Friday, all following a virtually identical pattern.

The perpetrators, who were carrying squeeze bottles filled with feces, would follow people who were making cash withdrawals from ATMs or banks at various locations in downtown Toronto, police said Friday. The suspects would squirt feces on their victims, and then inform them of the mess on their clothing.

The offenders would help clean it off, stealing the victims' cash in the process, said Const. Tony Vella. At least four suspects were involved in most of the thefts, he said.

"This is definitely unique," he said. "When I first saw this, it was obviously shocking that feces was used as a distraction here."

The suspects are described as being Hispanic and "could be in possession of squeeze bottles or containers of feces," Toronto police said in a release.

They have released security camera images on the police website.

I hate Toronto.

UniqueD · 05-28-2010, 11:42 AM

Well in many cities you'd just get shot or stabbed. I'll take the feces any day.

JFK · 05-28-2010, 12:07 PM

pretty shitty .......................

LoveSandra · 05-28-2010, 04:10 PM

fucked up

CurrentlySober · 05-28-2010, 04:12 PM

I used to like poo

fatfoo · 05-28-2010, 04:16 PM

This is very unfortunate. This reminds me of a similar incident that happened to me in summer camp when I was a young boy. Another young boy chased me with with poo on a stick. He flinged poo from the stick at the victims.

L-Pink · 05-28-2010, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

This is very unfortunate. This reminds me of a similar incident that happened to me in summer camp when I was a young boy. Another young boy chased me with with poo on a stick. He flinged poo from the stick at the victims.

Was he the little Chinese kid Who Flung Poo ?

CYF · 05-28-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Was he the little Chinese kid Who Flung Poo ?

that's pretty shitty

baddog · 05-28-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Was he the little Chinese kid Who Flung Poo ?

Sum Yung Poo

kektex · 05-28-2010, 06:47 PM

Heh, a friend's girlfriend had that happen to her about a year ago in Canada, cant remember where though. She was in a mall somewhere and they spread shit in her hair. When she noticed a woman went with her to the bathroom to help her clean it off and while she was distracted the woman dissapeared with her purse. With her passport.
Must be the same guys.

Imagine coming from one of the most dangerous cities in the world to Canada and having that happen to you over there. That sucks

ShellyCrash · 05-28-2010, 06:51 PM

Oh my god, dude. I think that may be the the first time in my life I laughed so hard I cried. I just read it out loud to someone and maybe it was a combo of the story and the look on their face, but it brought out tears!

BIGTYMER · 05-28-2010, 07:02 PM

Just like they do in prison. Gassing.

VikingMan · 05-28-2010, 10:44 PM

I got $1,000 that those swarthy shit slingers are not even Canadian born

DaddyHalbucks · 05-29-2010, 07:53 PM

I guess they are modernizing the old "mustard" trick.

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kektex Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: elkektex at gmail Posts: 1,813	Heh, a friend's girlfriend had that happen to her about a year ago in Canada, cant remember where though. She was in a mall somewhere and they spread shit in her hair. When she noticed a woman went with her to the bathroom to help her clean it off and while she was distracted the woman dissapeared with her purse. With her passport. Must be the same guys. Imagine coming from one of the most dangerous cities in the world to Canada and having that happen to you over there. That sucks

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