Tila Tequila Stages A Suicide Attempt - GoFuckYourself.com

cthulhu_waves · 06-07-2010, 08:16 AM

Fucking bitch is not only an attention whore, she's bat shit crazy!

On Friday night, Tila Tequila posted a video to her official website claiming that one of her ?multiple personalities? made a violent suicide attempt which left her with ?deep slits? of slices in her arm ? here is a photo of Tila?s supposed injuries and the text of her message about the incident:

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?I don?t know what happened. People don?t believe I have multiple personalities but this morning the last thing I remember was falling asleep cuz I was so tired. I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere! She is evil! She single handedly smashed and broke EVERYTHING in my bedroom! Both nightstands, the bed lights, all of the surround sound system, my tv boxes and there?s glass everywhere. There?s even chunks of meet coming out of my arm from the deep slits from her slicing up my arm from all the broken glass! My arm meet from inside is starting to bubble up and seep through the cuts. This is so fucked up. Now that I?m awake, she just left but I have no recollection of what happened to me. I?m just crying right now hiding in my toilet?my entire room is in shambles. All the new furniture is broken and glass all over the bed. I don?t know what?s happening! Little Tila.

As was clearly evident by the fake blood smears on Tila Tequila?s arm, the whole thing was a sham orchestrated for attention. But, because the authorities take these sorts of things seriously, police officers were dispatched to ensure Tila?s safety ? which turned out to be a huge waste of taxpayer money and police man-hour time:

Several police, paramedics and fire rescue personnel were involved in a frantic search for Tequila over the weekend, after the former reality TV star posted a video on her website of her bloody arm ? supposedly sliced at the wrist. The full-scale search spanned several counties and lasted up to five hours. The search was sparked after a series of calls to 911 from concerned readers of Tequila?s blog, RadarOnline.com has learned. Police confirmed officers from the North Hollywood Police Station were assigned to a ?welfare check? on Saturday. However, an LAPD officer would not elaborate on the outcome of its investigation and whether Tequila faced further charges ? Tequila was eventually located at her suburban Los Angeles home around 2.30pm PT. When police arrived, realizing her stunt had been exposed, Tila turned to Twitter.

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?Peace out u ignorant fuck Not my #TilaArmy but whomever said I?m commiting suicide! FUCK OFF! Why would I??? I got mad $$$ & LOVE! STFU?

Police questioned Tequila for more than an hour before concluding the incident wasn?t real. ?Tila assured police she was OK,? said a source, familiar with the operation. ?Police went through her apartment and while they didn?t indicate what, if anything, they found, Tila was spoken to and advised that it was a stupid stunt? she was warned.?

Meh ? all of this is just par for the course for the very troubled Tila Tequila. As you may have heard, she has been cast to appear on the next season of Celebrity Rehab but because the show is having a hard time casting any other celebrities for the show, the new season may never make it to air. We all know how much Tila craves attention so it makes sense that she would try to drum up publicity for herself in any way possible. I honestly do not fear for her life ? not at all. She is having way too much fun to ever harm herself. Her silly ploy to out-trainwreck the trainwrecks isn?t even remotely entertaining. Still, I have to wonder ? how far will she actually go in order to win the public?s attention when her hoaxes aren?t enough?

Agent 488 · 06-07-2010, 08:19 AM

i will always love her.

amateurbfs · 06-07-2010, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

i will always love her.

right!

sounds like fun to me

CaptainHowdy · 06-07-2010, 08:23 AM

Plain awful...

Fletch XXX · 06-07-2010, 08:23 AM

her multiple personalities depends on what type of alcohol she drinks that night or how much cocaine she does LOL

PhDV · 06-07-2010, 08:24 AM

No! Shes one of my favorite girls. That sucks

bronco67 · 06-07-2010, 08:38 AM

She's been clinging to minute 15 for the last 2 years. The fingernails have to break off eventually. She'll be dead, or in porn by the end of the year.

Agent 488 · 06-07-2010, 08:39 AM

DEA - banned for life · 06-07-2010, 08:42 AM

her real addiction is FAME ! as with hiedi and spencer pratt...hence the reason everytime there at 14:50 in there 15 minutes of fame they all come up with some crazy bullshit to get back in the headlines...bottom line without fame this chick probably will overdose or commit suicide

deserv · 06-07-2010, 08:56 AM

people actually read her blog?

Sabby · 06-07-2010, 09:10 AM

October 26.. shes a scorpio... definately not a fame whore or attention whore.. shes got issues and needs to be medicated.

Thats only her sun though I could dig deeper. and find attention whore issues but usually not with scorp.. they are just intensely scary people...

control freak maybe..

Sabby

Black Ops · 06-07-2010, 09:12 AM

She is nasty. No idea how she became somewhat famous. She's not even hot for an Asian girl. Looks like a cheap hooker.

It's a shame she couldn't see this project through. Quitter.

cwd · 06-07-2010, 09:20 AM

wait, she is still alive?!?!

DEA - banned for life · 06-07-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

October 26.. shes a scorpio... definately not a fame whore or attention whore.. shes got issues and needs to be medicated.

Thats only her sun though I could dig deeper. and find attention whore issues but usually not with scorp.. they are just intensely scary people...

control freak maybe..

Sabby

i dont think the people who developed the astrologial signs and how they impact people on earth took TMZ,Entertainment tonight,radaronline,youtube,Upstream or the paparazzi into consideration

Coup · 06-07-2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves

Meh ? all of this is just par for the course for the very troubled Tila Tequila. As you may have heard, she has been cast to appear on the next season of Celebrity Rehab but because the show is having a hard time casting any other celebrities for the show, the new season may never make it to air.

you know, it's gotta suck to be scrapped off the bottom of the barrel and there not be enough left down there to make another season of celebrity rehab.

heh.

LeRoy · 06-07-2010, 09:26 AM

Awe geez. Fake suicide?

Not enough attention I guess. Wow

CaptainHowdy · 06-07-2010, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

October 26.. shes a scorpio... definately not a fame whore or attention whore.. shes got issues and needs to be medicated.

Thats only her sun though I could dig deeper. and find attention whore issues but usually not with scorp.. they are just intensely scary people...

That was too obscurantist for a start of the week...

Sabby · 06-07-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DEA

i dont think the people who developed the astrologial signs and how they impact people on earth took TMZ,Entertainment tonight,radaronline,youtube,Upstream or the paparazzi into consideration

I think life experiences definately shape your personality... its how you react to these experiences that is ingrained in you astrologically.

Sabby

Quagmire · 06-07-2010, 09:31 AM

I will be a happy man when she kills herself by mistake.

Sabby · 06-07-2010, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

I will be a happy man when she kills herself by mistake.

With scorpio there are no mistakes.

Sabby

A-n-D-r-E-S · 06-07-2010, 10:49 AM

That sucks

$5 submissions · 06-07-2010, 11:17 AM

Was she charged with making a false police report?

kristin · 06-07-2010, 11:18 AM

That's one crazy bitch.

Sabby · 06-07-2010, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

That was too obscurantist for a start of the week...

ob·scu·rant·ism /əbˈskyʊərənˌtɪzəm, ˌɒbskyʊˈræntɪzəm/ Show Spelled[uhb-skyoor-uhn-tiz-uhm, ob-skyoo-ran-tiz-uhm] Show IPA
?noun
1.opposition to the increase and spread of knowledge.
2.deliberate obscurity or evasion of clarity.

I had to look it up.

It still makes no sense.

Sabby

fatfoo · 06-07-2010, 11:28 AM

Multiple personalities are unfortunate. Lady Gaga staged herself being killed, it was on stage. A man in black bit her neck and there was fake red blood. It is entertaining.

seeandsee · 06-07-2010, 11:33 AM

every marketing is good marketing looks like

Sabby · 06-07-2010, 11:34 AM

If someone really wants to die they are going to die.

Someone may have a death fantasy... just like you might have a 3some fantasy or a fantasy about your husbands brother.. you dont have the balls to do it.. and prolly wouldnt like it anyway...

Sabby

Sabby · 06-07-2010, 11:38 AM

Scorp is pretty dark. she probably has a strong leo, aquarius or pisces influence. (theres your drama queens).

Sabby

ottopottomouse · 06-07-2010, 11:43 AM

So much nonsense in this thread my IQ has just dropped by reading it

Sabby · 06-07-2010, 11:46 AM

ok actually aquarius is not a drama queen they just like to freak people out. Dramatize them.

Sabby

Sabby · 06-07-2010, 11:49 AM

hang on let me find her venus... (your venus sign shows what turns you on)

Sabby

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