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2MuchMark · 06-17-2010, 09:27 AM

Oh my...

From:
http://www.thejakartaglobe.com/natio...ex-with/380095

Teenager Passes Out Marrying Cow He Had Sex With

A Balinese teenager caught in the act of intercourse with a cow passed out on Friday when he was forced to marry the animal in a ceremony witnessed by hundreds of curious onlookers.

As the Jakarta Globe reported earlier in the day, Ngurah Alit, 18, an unemployed youth from the seaside village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana, was caught stark naked positioned behind the cow in a rice paddy field.

In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments.

As part of a Pecaruan ritual, a ceremony to cleanse the village of the unholy act of a man mating with a cow, Alit was forced to “marry” the animal.

Alit, however, according to Detik.com, passed out surrounded by locals and police, who were attempting to prevent a number of journalists from covering the spectacle.

It is unclear whether or not he got to say “I do.”

Alit’s collapse prompted his mother to begin screaming hysterically, while other family members shouted at photographers not to take pictures.

“Poor kid. He’s actually a quiet kid,” said one villager.

As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

Alit, on the other hand, was symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

“Only his clothes were thrown into the sea,” the villager said.

Village chief Ida Bagus Legawa declared that the village had been “cleansed” from the “defilement from the incident.”

Poor cow!

seeandsee · 06-17-2010, 09:31 AM

jesus poor unlucky boy, why he passed out, did he miss to confirm it

GrouchyAdmin · 06-17-2010, 09:36 AM

Why marry the cow if you get the milk for free?

Si · 06-17-2010, 09:39 AM

Oh my fuck that is hilarious and extremely wierd at the same time!

What a punishment lmao

UniqueD · 06-17-2010, 09:40 AM

Poor cow sleeps with the fishes, just for gettin ass raped

sortie · 06-17-2010, 10:24 AM

Well, that story went from animal abuse to human abuse by a bunch of "animals".

Bugbee · 06-17-2010, 10:32 AM

Weird he passed out!!! Lolol

Paul Markham · 06-17-2010, 10:53 AM

The cow should of got a reprieve. IMO

fatfoo · 06-17-2010, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Alit was drowned.

Poor man.

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-17-2010, 11:07 AM

Is this from The Onion ?

tiger · 06-17-2010, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Why marry the cow if you get the milk for free?

PastorSinAlot · 06-17-2010, 02:52 PM

he fuck the cow cause he made a pass at him, pure sick

scarlettcontent · 06-17-2010, 03:36 PM

OMG poor cow

GregE · 06-17-2010, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

OMG poor cow

Yeah really.

Clearly they threw the wrong participant into the ocean.

Kenny B! · 06-17-2010, 04:16 PM

He's not the first guy to marry a slutty cow!

CunningStunt · 06-17-2010, 04:21 PM

Wrong on every level, yet strangely readable.

jackknoff · 06-17-2010, 09:00 PM

That cow was a whore! A tasty, tasty flame broiled whore!

Spanx!
Jack

L-Pink · 06-17-2010, 09:23 PM

I'm telling you, sick cow porn is the new niche!

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blonda80 · 06-17-2010, 09:33 PM

Look at the best part: every time she could offered him a great and a different titjob ...

xNetworx · 06-17-2010, 10:22 PM

John-ACWM · 06-18-2010, 12:28 AM

HE he, nice comment about it:
'this is indeed ridiculous... the cow is punished for being raped... the cow seduced this poor boy, therefore he has no choice but to have sex with it... does this means, if one is raped, it's the victim's fault for 'seducing' the rapist? what is going on with today's world?'

The Duck · 06-18-2010, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'm telling you, sick cow porn is the new niche!

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"In his defence, Alit admitted to the act of bestiality but claimed the cow, which he believed was a young and beautiful woman, had wooed him with flattering compliments."

Clearly there is something off with the boy's mental stature..

SmokeyTheBear · 06-18-2010, 09:50 AM

strangely enough this isn't the first time i have heard about this happening

kmanrox · 06-18-2010, 10:01 AM

i don't even know what to say about this one.

charlie g · 06-18-2010, 10:08 AM

The Indonesian culture still has a strong belief in the spirit world and it is not uncommon for people to believe that a spirit entered an animal. The forces of good and evil battle everyday and people go to the "majic man" or "prayer man" to remove evil curses routinely. The majority of these people claim to see ghosts and believe to their core. So if the boy says the cow was a beautiful woman that was seducing him, I can assure you the village chief believed him.

_Richard_ · 06-18-2010, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

Oh my fuck that is hilarious and extremely wierd at the same time!

What a punishment lmao

hahaha pretty suiting

TurboAngel · 06-18-2010, 01:06 PM

Man I feel for the cow.

O MARINA · 06-18-2010, 03:11 PM

That is not very nice or romantic

As part of the ceremony, Alit?s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean.

atom · 06-18-2010, 03:14 PM

what an udder disaster!

MichaelP · 06-21-2010, 06:57 AM

"As part of the ceremony, Alit’s victim and new bride was drowned in ocean."

This is just wrong. poor animal

06-17-2010, 09:27 AM	#1
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