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Old 06-18-2010, 11:36 AM   #1
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Whats your opinion about the police?

All my encounters with the police have been fine.

The only people who don't like the police are drug users and alcoholics who regularly drive under the influence. That makes the police cool by me. Enemy of my enemy is my friend and such.

My favorite thing is to hear an alcoholic whine about how they got a DUI while moving their car or some other nonsense. "I'd just pulled out of the driveway, how is that right? We're living in a police state!"

If the police beat the shit out of smokers on a regular basis they'd be my favorite people in the whole world.
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:44 AM   #2
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My daughters bf's step dad is a cop. He drinks while he drives.. and he drives drunk all the time. Sooooooooooooo.. just because they arrest other people for doing the same things they are doing, doesn't make them great people.

I went to a local meeting last night for politicians. Our local sheriff had a beer in his hand the whole time, and then got up in front of us to tell us how drugs are poisoning our children. This wasn't a social event. He was the only one with a beer.

For the record, I don't drink or do drugs.. so I'm not "anti-police". I'm just saying what I see first hand with my own eyes.
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Aren't you the one that was complaining just yesterday or the day before about "too many police threads" to me? Yeah,.... you told me to find another hobby I think.
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the police are a necessary evil. fact is, we live in a society with rules and those rules need to be enforced.
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:12 PM   #6
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without the police there would be no civilized society..defnitly not in the USA...that being said..alot of cops are wife beaters and cheaters ,liars salcoholics and thieves...really no different than any others people out there..they just happen to wear a badge and a gun and like being the MAN
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Most of them are great, and do a damn good job protecting us.

A few of them have things a bit twisted, and fuck up...

Either way... you can never know to many cops, judges, or strippers.
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If there is trouble who you going to call, the local Hells Angels?

Not perfect but until someone comes up with a better system it's all we have.
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I agree with markus.

Kick the shit out of people driving under influence of drugs or alcohol. If they fuckup let them pay for life.
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My daughters bf's step dad is a cop. He drinks while he drives.. and he drives drunk all the time. Sooooooooooooo.. just because they arrest other people for doing the same things they are doing, doesn't make them great people.

I went to a local meeting last night for politicians. Our local sheriff had a beer in his hand the whole time, and then got up in front of us to tell us how drugs are poisoning our children. This wasn't a social event. He was the only one with a beer.

For the record, I don't drink or do drugs.. so I'm not "anti-police". I'm just saying what I see first hand with my own eyes.
aren't sheriffs elected down there?
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:50 PM   #12
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Aren't you the one that was complaining just yesterday or the day before about "too many police threads" to me? Yeah,.... you told me to find another hobby I think.
I'm confused. I thought you loved cops threads. Don't get why you would complain.

Anyway, answer the question.
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I'm confused. I thought you loved cops threads. Don't get why you would complain.

Anyway, answer the question.
I'm not complaining about anything. I was pointing out that you were the one complaining about police threads and worrying about how I was spending my time, yet here you are today creating one. If you remember, I informed you that you were 100% free not to participate if the topic wasn't of interest to you.

I will not answer the question because of what I stated in the previous paragraph. I too am free not to participate.

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You are under arrest. Turn around and place your hands behind your head.
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Old 06-18-2010, 02:04 PM   #15
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Old 06-18-2010, 03:08 PM   #16
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I think they all need anger management, or wear looser underwear. Cause the ones I have met, have one hand on the gun and the other in my wallet. Either way, I think they picked the most shitty job ever invented. Oh and I personally believe they where all picked on in school. Just an observation.
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Old 06-18-2010, 03:29 PM   #18
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some good some bad like any other group in humanity.

a dick cop can ruin your life and a good cop can save it.
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drunks who bitch about getting DUI's piss me off.

"Alls i did was put my $20 cab fare ahead of the lives of innocent people on my priority list, what the fuck is the problem?"

but if you think the only people who count the police as their enemies are people driving under the influence, you are living in a rosy dream world, my boy.

the police in this country are a tool of the govt, nothing more. Just as the sword is the tool of a fighter. you can't blame the actions of the tool for the intent of the user.

if our govt were all hunky dory and incorrupt (is that a word?), people like myself would be the staunchest supporters of the police. But as things stand right now, they are a band of thugs for the most part, and with a few exceptions, are no better than the mob, the crips, or the klan.
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I've met a couple that were ok, but most of the ones I've come across were complete assholes. I don't like them, and I'm not a drunk, dopehead or criminal.
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90% of the ones I encountered were cool and I have said some crazy shit to them like "you got nothing better to do" and walked away with no tickets, like anything though you will always find 10% or better of any profession that bring their own problems to work, the key is even if you are debating stay calm as once you get jumpy or aggressive your ass is toast.
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Old 06-18-2010, 08:08 PM   #23
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I'm not complaining about anything. I was pointing out that you were the one complaining about police threads and worrying about how I was spending my time, yet here you are today creating one. If you remember, I informed you that you were 100% free not to participate if the topic wasn't of interest to you.

I will not answer the question because of what I stated in the previous paragraph. I too am free not to participate.

But good luck.
You sure do bitch a lot about the po po. Have you even done DOC time?
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I have no problem with them unless they are busting balls trying to make a quota.
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I'm not a fan of the cops. Too many of them out there are corrupt and abuse their power. I keep my ass in line so I don't have to deal with them but it's my opinion that the biggest dicks you grow up with end up being cops.
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:27 AM   #26
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Every time I run into a pig he's a total fuck up.

I don't have a criminal record, but I've been locked up half a dozen times for trivial bullshit.

Parking my campervan on a beach carpark - 24 days
Resting at my ex girlfriends back yard - 14 days
Telling my sister to shut up and walking away - 10 days
Yelling at a neighbour to stop abusing me - 5 days
Missing a bail appointment - 7 days
Writing a love letter - 11 days

When a guy with a gun was stalking me and breaking into my flat regularly
they didn't do anything. My gf's ex.

Every time pigs tell me to come in for a chat then I can go home I get
locked up.

Several times I've been dragged to the floor and pinned down and stripped naked
and thrown into a cell, unprovoked.

Once you're on their database they just fuck you over at will, I sh1t myself
every time I see a police car.

I'd rather live in anarchy than this sh1t.
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All my encounters with police have been positive, except for when I was arrested in my teens. And even when I got arrested, the cops were all awesome :P
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Plus I got 5 months prison and SEVEN YEARS INJECTIONS stupefied for the sigline beginning PLEASE REPLY IN A DAY OR TWO.

Police told me it was not serious, I'd done nothing wrong, next day I'm in the leading story on the 6 o'clock news as a dangerous psycho.

I'm doing an expose on them here www.AustralianPolice.com (best $400 I ever spent!)
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Generally, if they are doing their job correctly, we get along fine.
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I agree with the drunk drivers comment. That would be the one time I feel police brutality is justified
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I'm doing an expose on them here www.AustralianPolice.com (best $400 I ever spent!)
Waste of $400. Your website is a jumbled mess that probably only makes sense to you.
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Waste of $400. Your website is a jumbled mess that probably only makes sense to you.

Work in progress. Wait until I get hold of the news story on video, they splice my statements into extortion and read them out with typewriter effects. I realize nobody has the aptitude to READ evidence and resultant news articles and spot the forgery, so I went to a lot of trouble to get the news video.

When you tell police you'll publish their comments on AustralianPolice.com they suddenly become very cooperative!

But for now I'll add a subject to the email to the WIN TV lawyer so it's more clear what the site's about.
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I think they were a good band lol

As for the thread, I've known enough cops that drink and drive to know that your arguments are way off...
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Its hard to keep up with posting with fakenicks and bitching just for the bitching.


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I'm not complaining about anything. I was pointing out that you were the one complaining about police threads and worrying about how I was spending my time, yet here you are today creating one. If you remember, I informed you that you were 100% free not to participate if the topic wasn't of interest to you.

I will not answer the question because of what I stated in the previous paragraph. I too am free not to participate.

But good luck.
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Every time I run into a pig he's a total fuck up.

I don't have a criminal record, but I've been locked up half a dozen times for trivial bullshit.

Parking my campervan on a beach carpark - 24 days
Resting at my ex girlfriends back yard - 14 days
Telling my sister to shut up and walking away - 10 days
Yelling at a neighbour to stop abusing me - 5 days
Missing a bail appointment - 7 days
Writing a love letter - 11 days

When a guy with a gun was stalking me and breaking into my flat regularly
they didn't do anything. My gf's ex.

Every time pigs tell me to come in for a chat then I can go home I get
locked up.

Several times I've been dragged to the floor and pinned down and stripped naked
and thrown into a cell, unprovoked.

Once you're on their database they just fuck you over at will, I sh1t myself
every time I see a police car.

I'd rather live in anarchy than this sh1t.
You are literally a fucking NUTCASE! Nothing you posted clears you and if your trying to say all these people are conspiring to get you then you definitely belong in the rubber room.
If its true your GF's ex was trying to kill you and the coppers didn't help, take the hint, they were hoping he would do the deed that can't .... make you go away!!
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i am glad they are there. Ofcourse you have the rotten apples but overal, hats of for the cops. And their wages are shit for the job they are doing.
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off like that!"
Lisa: Dad, don't you see you're abusing your power like all vigilantes?
I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard?
-- You scratch my back..., "Homer the Vigilante"

Marge: Homer, wasn't the whole point to catch the Cat Burglar?
Lisa: And I still don't have my saxophone.
Homer: Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back. But
we've also expanded into other important areas. [reads a list]
Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world
domination --
Lisa: World domination?
Homer: Oh ho, heh, that might be a typo.
[thinks] Mental note: the girl knows too much.
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Save 40% of your income wasted on public servants luxuries, and hire private security when you need it.
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Depends on your age really. Under forty and you fear the police. Over forty and you want them camping out on your street to protect you.

Other than speeding tickets I've never been in any trouble.
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Every time I run into a pig he's a total fuck up.

I don't have a criminal record, but I've been locked up half a dozen times for trivial bullshit.

Parking my campervan on a beach carpark - 24 days
Resting at my ex girlfriends back yard - 14 days
Telling my sister to shut up and walking away - 10 days
Yelling at a neighbour to stop abusing me - 5 days
Missing a bail appointment - 7 days
Writing a love letter - 11 days

When a guy with a gun was stalking me and breaking into my flat regularly
they didn't do anything. My gf's ex.

Every time pigs tell me to come in for a chat then I can go home I get
locked up.

Several times I've been dragged to the floor and pinned down and stripped naked
and thrown into a cell, unprovoked.

Once you're on their database they just fuck you over at will, I sh1t myself
every time I see a police car.

I'd rather live in anarchy than this sh1t.
I'd love to see those police reports. . . if your allegations were anywhere close to being true. If you were locked up for 24 days you have a criminal record.
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we obviously need them, but they could be more nice and stop labeling people in a bad way.
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Old 06-19-2010, 11:58 PM   #45
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If there is trouble who you going to call, the local Hells Angels?

Not perfect but until someone comes up with a better system it's all we have.
I will reach for one of my firearms first then blow the shit out of somebody, then maybe call the cops...after I drag the punk back inside my house and put a knife in his dead hands..Then after all that maybe I'll call the cops...
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I'd love to see those police reports. . . if your allegations were anywhere close to being true. If you were locked up for 24 days you have a criminal record.
Actually it was 28 days, but I didn't want to give away they used the 28 day hold without charge mental health act (Australia).

I call it the "no camper vans on our beaches" 28 day get fucking rid of you act.
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and I did 5 months prison on remand waiting for trial because the judge refused bail on the extortion charge without even reading the "extortion letter".
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Old 06-20-2010, 01:17 AM   #48
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Most are in it for the right reasons. But generating revenue for a corporation isn't my idea of serving and protecting. And there is a difference between lawful and legal.
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Generally, if they are doing their job correctly, we get along fine.

You guys have a false sense of security. ALL police are crooked, corrupt, evil fuckers, every one. Why? Because it only takes one of them to take you out and THEY ALL FOLLOW SUIT. The judge, the state lawyer, the watch house, the prison guards, they're all in it together if a policeman tries to put you in prison for 14 years nobody gives a sh1t, they all play charades. That's why I use the blue dominoes logo, one of them falls and they all do.

How did our government get so far entrenched behind closed doors, there are no checks anywhere, they're fucking monsters and they're untouchable. Obama doesn't have a fucking clue what his secret service does. They run the show.

Go complain to your favorites traffic cop you've been framed by the police, fuck off.

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