Here is the official Gay checklist: If you match 2 or more of these points, you are gay.
1. You attended any of the Twilight premieres.
2. You shave your legs and / or arms.
3. You buy every new device by Apple.
4. You buy hair styling products other than shampoo and conditioner.
5. You watch Jersey Shore in order to stay hip to the current fashion trends.
We got in on a free 9pm screening Tuesday night. When we got to the theaters at 8 there were already people in line for the midnight showings on 8 screens on one theater. When we left just after 11, the place was packed with girls, women, etc. I could probably count the number of guys easily.
Boy did we get death looks from teen girls in "Forks High School" hoodies.
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