How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight? - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 06-30-2010, 12:07 PM

http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber

Remember he's 16. Small kid though.

According to that survey I could take 30 Justin Biebers. I think that sounds about right.

Anyone beat that?

Kiopa_Matt · 06-30-2010, 12:11 PM

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CDSmith · 06-30-2010, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RDFrame

Fixed it for you.

Gambrinus · 06-30-2010, 12:20 PM

I think I could easily rape and kill 40 Biebers before I got tired. Give me an 8 ball of Meth and you could triple that number easy. Realistically I would probably only rape 3 of them before I decided it was time to begin the slaughter.

UniqueD · 06-30-2010, 12:29 PM

23 for me!

Gambrinus · 06-30-2010, 12:33 PM

Do I get to bring any weapons? If I can have my iPod, an 8 ball and a broadsword there is going to be a fucking Biebercaust.

seeandsee · 06-30-2010, 12:41 PM

http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/17_34.jpg

CDSmith · 06-30-2010, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gambrinus

Do I get to bring any weapons? If I can have my iPod, an 8 ball and a broadsword there is going to be a fucking Biebercaust.

Fucking LOL!!

Jarmusch · 06-30-2010, 12:54 PM

Never heard of him.

Jakez · 06-30-2010, 12:55 PM

I'm pretty sure he's a closet wigger so it's a gamble. Haha.

CDSmith · 06-30-2010, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Never heard of him.

Lucky you.

If you post the address of the rock you live under I'll fedex you a cookie btw.

Jon Oso · 06-30-2010, 01:08 PM

I'll do that right after I listen to the song in question 1. I hope there are more songs.

*edit*

it was just the one song.

33 too lazy to link

pradaboy · 06-30-2010, 01:12 PM

about 23 I think

pornguy · 06-30-2010, 01:25 PM

I could take 33 of him. Hahahahha good find.

ottopottomouse · 06-30-2010, 01:40 PM

CDSmith · 06-30-2010, 01:41 PM

I'd say anything over 20 is very respectable.

_Richard_ · 06-30-2010, 01:42 PM

woot woot

dicksman42 · 06-30-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gambrinus

I think I could easily rape and kill 40 Biebers before I got tired. Give me an 8 ball of Meth and you could triple that number easy. Realistically I would probably only rape 3 of them before I decided it was time to begin the slaughter.

WOW I was gonna say something....but never mind

u-Bob · 06-30-2010, 01:45 PM

30 here.

CYF · 06-30-2010, 02:16 PM

28 here

Loch · 06-30-2010, 02:20 PM

27 killed !!!

Nicky · 06-30-2010, 02:22 PM

wowo 31 here :P

Coup · 06-30-2010, 02:33 PM

I wouldn't fight him because he's just too dreamy

CDSmith · 06-30-2010, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coup

I wouldn't fight him because he's just too dreamy

What if you accidentally knocked over his Pepsi and he threw a spoiled little rich kid tantrum at you and tried to kick you in the shnutz, would you fight him then?

Cash4Me · 06-30-2010, 04:24 PM

Only 27 Biebers

dyna mo · 06-30-2010, 04:25 PM

is this a twitter fight or like a fist fight?

CDSmith · 06-30-2010, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

is this a twitter fight or like a fist fight?

Take the test, the questions speak for themselves.

Question 2 for example is very telling, and quite hilarious.

dyna mo · 06-30-2010, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Take the test, the questions speak for themselves.

i won't be taking the stupid test IN AND OUT BURGER HERE I COME!

CDSmith · 06-30-2010, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

i won't be taking the stupid test IN AND OUT BURGER HERE I COME!

That's Justin Bieber in disguise in your avatar isn't it.

I can spot a Bieber lover a mile away.

Yanks_Todd · 06-30-2010, 08:17 PM

man I thought it would be a game like the penguin game, I would pay to play that

Spunky · 06-30-2010, 08:33 PM

You could take 26 Justin Biebers in a fight!

lazycash · 06-30-2010, 09:08 PM

Relentless · 06-30-2010, 09:19 PM

It's a trick question.

You could take ALL of them.

The question makes the flawed assumption that killing more of him is harder than killing any of him. If there were 1 or 300 Million of him the difference in effort necessary to kill all of them would be essentially the same.... zero.

EliteWebmaster · 06-30-2010, 09:38 PM

Something about Bieber that makes me want to punch him if I saw him in person.

Mutt · 06-30-2010, 09:43 PM

you'd sell your right nut to be that kid - i've saw two really really hot 19-20 year old girls on facebook the other day post the exact same thing 'is it weird that i am hot for Justin Biebers?'

tiger · 07-01-2010, 12:08 AM

28 for me as well that seems pretty low.

Naechy · 07-01-2010, 12:37 AM

just 27 here

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