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06-30-2010, 08:28 PM
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sexist jokes..
post some funny sexist jokes.. i'll start
A blonde, brunette, and a read head all pitch in and buy a car.. who drives it first?? Answer: NONE! they are all in the kitchen Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.. Why cant women drive? There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen Why did the woman cross the road? Better question, what is she doing outside the kitchen? LOL post some guys
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06-30-2010, 08:48 PM
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Question: What do you call a woman without an asshole?
Answer: Divorced.
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06-30-2010, 08:52 PM
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working on my tan
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OUCH ... Shelly with the thread kill
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06-30-2010, 08:57 PM
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Not sure if I read this here (might have been you posting it xxweekxx) or another forum, but in case you haven't seen it:
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me” Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" |
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06-30-2010, 09:20 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Q - Whats the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis called?
A - The Man... |
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06-30-2010, 09:21 PM
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07-01-2010, 01:53 AM
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the man is useless bit of skin at the BASE of the penis, not the end.
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07-01-2010, 02:06 AM
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more more, let`s hear some more
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07-01-2010, 02:33 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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07-01-2010, 02:46 AM
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partners.sexier.com
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funny funny...
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07-01-2010, 04:02 AM
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One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke. God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet" The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"
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07-01-2010, 05:20 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Enjoying these jokes! Very funny.
Shall add a cpl when my brain starts working ;) |
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07-01-2010, 08:58 AM
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Work Work Work
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what can one say..touche!
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07-01-2010, 09:26 AM
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! |
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