How many of you guys have kids? - GoFuckYourself.com

Nineteen85 · 07-07-2010, 02:06 PM

My lady and I are expecting our first bambino this coming November and it's got me to thinking about my career choice.

I've been doing pretty well in adult for the past 3 or so years on and off (Working 2ish hours a day) but with a mini me coming along I've been considering switching entirely to mainstream so I don't have to avoid awkward "So, what do you do?" questions from the other parents.

So yeah, how many of you guys (or girls) have kids? and how did your adult businesses change when he/she came along?

IllTestYourGirls · 07-07-2010, 02:10 PM

"I work online". Just use an office that locks, computer with a password ect.

Wizzo · 07-07-2010, 02:10 PM

I have kids and been in the biz almost their entire lives. You do learn ways of avoiding telling other parents exactly what you do, I think out of all their friends over the past 12 years maybe 4 knew really what I did.

Zuzana Designs · 07-07-2010, 02:33 PM

I have a 9 year old son who rocks and he knows I design but only mainstream websites here locally. I have done websites for parents here on the island and plenty of local mainstream businesses. So to everyone I’m just a designer that does awesome work.

Jack Sparrow · 07-07-2010, 02:37 PM

No kids, no plans on having them.

pimpware · 07-07-2010, 02:40 PM

Yeah you will learn how to avoid to tell exactly what you do.

Since I have a mainstream business I always say that I'm doing some work related with that!

But I also have some "backup plans" like "I work online", "I build websites", "I do some part time translations".

I started in porn stuff when my kid was 6, now he is 10 and he don't know yet about my porn part-time.
I do all porn work ALWAYS on my laptop, no one touch it!

Anyway, I'm curious about if it is good idea to someday tell him what I do. Anyone did it? How it was?

PS: somehow it's sad, we talk about our job as something ilegal we must hide

Scott McD · 07-07-2010, 02:41 PM

Even the thought of kids still scares the shit outta me.

I'm 29.

pornguy · 07-07-2010, 02:43 PM

I have a son.. I just tell people I am in internet marketing.. Its true.

st0ned · 07-07-2010, 02:45 PM

I have two sons, 5 and 2. Fortunately they are not yet at the age where they will start asking about my career. I have had plans for years to move most of my interests into another industry for that very reason. Well, that and the adult industry is going to shit. If some random person asks what I do my response is "internet marketing" or "search engine optimization".

SykkBoy · 07-07-2010, 02:46 PM

I have 5 kids...yup, I'm a breeder ;-)

They are clueless to what I do as are their friends. I have a couple mainstream sites handy if they want to see what I do, but they know I work in marketing and promotions online.

kristin · 07-07-2010, 02:46 PM

We have two boys, 13 months apart - ages 5 & 6.

My current job description for those who don't know what I really do is "Sales Director for a Mobile Development company."

Nineteen85 · 07-07-2010, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Even the thought of kids still scares the shit outta me.

I'm 29.

It does me too, I'm 24 :p

Nineteen85 · 07-07-2010, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpware

I do all porn work ALWAYS on my laptop, no one touch it!

I've just bought a Macbook Pro purely for that purpose

Rebel D · 07-07-2010, 03:02 PM

i got 2 boys. 4 and 3

fuzebox · 07-07-2010, 03:05 PM

It's always handy to have a decent looking mainstream site handy for anyone who asks, kids or no kids

TeenSluts · 07-07-2010, 03:14 PM

at what age would you tell your kids that you sell porn?

AtlantisCash · 07-07-2010, 06:03 PM

Why would You hide or change Your Stuff?

i have no kids, nor i m married yet, but when i have kids and as long as adult lasts, i never plan to hide or change it.

i wanna tell my kids as well when they become old enough to talk about those things.

You should proud what You do and stand beside it, then You can teach same attitude to Your children also, just my

spazlabz · 07-07-2010, 06:08 PM

Kids, yes, I started when they were very young. The youngest one is now 14 and the oldest is 20. I kept mostly to myself when around other parents and if they asked I said I was a video editor... they asked what that meant and I said wedding stuff, parties etc etc

Barefootsies · 07-07-2010, 06:11 PM

Nope. No kids.

The older I get, I am not sure I want any. I can barely handle the niece, and GF's.

LeRoy · 07-07-2010, 06:23 PM

Got a girl and she's almost 3.

In a pinch just pull up your mainstream Face Book

It's tough and shits gets crossed over. Just deal with it it on down low.

God forbid your kid goes the teacher and says" Whats a blowjob" Then you got drama

Zorgman · 07-07-2010, 06:45 PM

Don't need to clone myself. No kids or plans either.

sicone · 07-07-2010, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

I have a son.. I just tell people I am in internet marketing.. Its true.

Same here. My son is 11, I started this when he was a lil over 1 year.

EliteWebmaster · 07-07-2010, 07:31 PM

I have none, i rather live the high life being a bachelor. There is just too many sexy whores to settle down with just one

The Dawg · 07-07-2010, 07:51 PM

Got 3 (2 boys and a baby girl). Oldest 8 and the youngest will be 1 in August. I tell everyone I do internet marketing.

Done deal.

07-07-2010, 02:06 PM	#1
Nineteen85 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ye olde England Posts: 288	How many of you guys have kids? My lady and I are expecting our first bambino this coming November and it's got me to thinking about my career choice. I've been doing pretty well in adult for the past 3 or so years on and off (Working 2ish hours a day) but with a mini me coming along I've been considering switching entirely to mainstream so I don't have to avoid awkward "So, what do you do?" questions from the other parents. So yeah, how many of you guys (or girls) have kids? and how did your adult businesses change when he/she came along? __________________ 25% OFF ALL DESIGN / DEVELOPMENT WORK FOR A LIMITED TIME Web designer / developer specializing in; HTML, CSS, PHP, Wordpress, Jquery

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IllTestYourGirls Ah My Balls Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421 Posts: 14,311	"I work online". Just use an office that locks, computer with a password ect. __________________

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Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	I have kids and been in the biz almost their entire lives. You do learn ways of avoiding telling other parents exactly what you do, I think out of all their friends over the past 12 years maybe 4 knew really what I did. __________________ Looking for Opportunity!

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Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,811	I have a 9 year old son who rocks and he knows I design but only mainstream websites here locally. I have done websites for parents here on the island and plenty of local mainstream businesses. So to everyone I’m just a designer that does awesome work. __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work Need a SFW landing page or tour for age verification?

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pimpware Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pt Posts: 1,673	Yeah you will learn how to avoid to tell exactly what you do. Since I have a mainstream business I always say that I'm doing some work related with that! But I also have some "backup plans" like "I work online", "I build websites", "I do some part time translations". I started in porn stuff when my kid was 6, now he is 10 and he don't know yet about my porn part-time. I do all porn work ALWAYS on my laptop, no one touch it! Anyway, I'm curious about if it is good idea to someday tell him what I do. Anyone did it? How it was? PS: somehow it's sad, we talk about our job as something ilegal we must hide __________________ icq: 284494832 realsexforyou.com

07-07-2010, 02:37 PM	#5
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	No kids, no plans on having them.

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Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	Even the thought of kids still scares the shit outta me. I'm 29. __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	I have a son.. I just tell people I am in internet marketing.. Its true. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

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st0ned Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 8,437	I have two sons, 5 and 2. Fortunately they are not yet at the age where they will start asking about my career. I have had plans for years to move most of my interests into another industry for that very reason. Well, that and the adult industry is going to shit. If some random person asks what I do my response is "internet marketing" or "search engine optimization". __________________ Conversion Sharks - 1,000+ adult dating offers, traffic management, and consistently high payouts. We will guarantee and beat your current EPC to win your dating traffic! Skype: ConversionSharks \|\| Email: info /@/ conversionsharks.com

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I have 5 kids...yup, I'm a breeder ;-) They are clueless to what I do as are their friends. I have a couple mainstream sites handy if they want to see what I do, but they know I work in marketing and promotions online. __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

07-07-2010, 02:46 PM	#11
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	We have two boys, 13 months apart - ages 5 & 6. My current job description for those who don't know what I really do is "Sales Director for a Mobile Development company." __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

07-07-2010, 03:02 PM	#14
Rebel D Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,916	i got 2 boys. 4 and 3

07-07-2010, 03:05 PM	#15
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,060	It's always handy to have a decent looking mainstream site handy for anyone who asks, kids or no kids

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TeenSluts Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,966	at what age would you tell your kids that you sell porn?

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AtlantisCash Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Istanbul - Turkiye Posts: 3,169	Why would You hide or change Your Stuff? i have no kids, nor i m married yet, but when i have kids and as long as adult lasts, i never plan to hide or change it. i wanna tell my kids as well when they become old enough to talk about those things. You should proud what You do and stand beside it, then You can teach same attitude to Your children also, just my

07-07-2010, 06:08 PM	#18
spazlabz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,548	Kids, yes, I started when they were very young. The youngest one is now 14 and the oldest is 20. I kept mostly to myself when around other parents and if they asked I said I was a video editor... they asked what that meant and I said wedding stuff, parties etc etc

07-07-2010, 06:11 PM	#19
Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Nope. No kids. The older I get, I am not sure I want any. I can barely handle the niece, and GF's. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

07-07-2010, 06:23 PM	#20
LeRoy Porn Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: It's a dry heat Posts: 13,337	Got a girl and she's almost 3. In a pinch just pull up your mainstream Face Book It's tough and shits gets crossed over. Just deal with it it on down low. God forbid your kid goes the teacher and says" Whats a blowjob" Then you got drama __________________ JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES Skype - leroy.rowland2

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Zorgman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,103	Don't need to clone myself. No kids or plans either. __________________ ---

07-07-2010, 07:31 PM	#23
EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,975	I have none, i rather live the high life being a bachelor. There is just too many sexy whores to settle down with just one

07-07-2010, 07:51 PM	#24
The Dawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Of Bliss Posts: 2,438	Got 3 (2 boys and a baby girl). Oldest 8 and the youngest will be 1 in August. I tell everyone I do internet marketing. Done deal.