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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Ye olde England
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How many of you guys have kids?
My lady and I are expecting our first bambino this coming November and it's got me to thinking about my career choice.
I've been doing pretty well in adult for the past 3 or so years on and off (Working 2ish hours a day) but with a mini me coming along I've been considering switching entirely to mainstream so I don't have to avoid awkward "So, what do you do?" questions from the other parents. So yeah, how many of you guys (or girls) have kids? and how did your adult businesses change when he/she came along?
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Ah My Balls
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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"I work online". Just use an office that locks, computer with a password ect.
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2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
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I have kids and been in the biz almost their entire lives. You do learn ways of avoiding telling other parents exactly what you do, I think out of all their friends over the past 12 years maybe 4 knew really what I did.
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All Your Design Needs
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I have a 9 year old son who rocks and he knows I design but only mainstream websites here locally. I have done websites for parents here on the island and plenty of local mainstream businesses. So to everyone I’m just a designer that does awesome work.
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Almost goners..
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No kids, no plans on having them.
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Yeah you will learn how to avoid to tell exactly what you do.
Since I have a mainstream business I always say that I'm doing some work related with that! But I also have some "backup plans" like "I work online", "I build websites", "I do some part time translations". I started in porn stuff when my kid was 6, now he is 10 and he don't know yet about my porn part-time. I do all porn work ALWAYS on my laptop, no one touch it! ![]() Anyway, I'm curious about if it is good idea to someday tell him what I do. Anyone did it? How it was? ![]() PS: somehow it's sad, we talk about our job as something ilegal we must hide |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Even the thought of kids still scares the shit outta me.
I'm 29. |
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I have a son.. I just tell people I am in internet marketing.. Its true.
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I have two sons, 5 and 2. Fortunately they are not yet at the age where they will start asking about my career. I have had plans for years to move most of my interests into another industry for that very reason. Well, that and the adult industry is going to shit. If some random person asks what I do my response is "internet marketing" or "search engine optimization".
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Jesus loves bacon
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I have 5 kids...yup, I'm a breeder ;-)
They are clueless to what I do as are their friends. I have a couple mainstream sites handy if they want to see what I do, but they know I work in marketing and promotions online.
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GOO!
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We have two boys, 13 months apart - ages 5 & 6.
My current job description for those who don't know what I really do is "Sales Director for a Mobile Development company."
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It does me too, I'm 24 :p
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I've just bought a Macbook Pro purely for that purpose
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Location: Ontario
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i got 2 boys. 4 and 3
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making it rain
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It's always handy to have a decent looking mainstream site handy for anyone who asks, kids or no kids
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at what age would you tell your kids that you sell porn?
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Why would You hide or change Your Stuff?
i have no kids, nor i m married yet, but when i have kids and as long as adult lasts, i never plan to hide or change it. i wanna tell my kids as well when they become old enough to talk about those things. You should proud what You do and stand beside it, then You can teach same attitude to Your children also, just my ![]() |
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Kids, yes, I started when they were very young. The youngest one is now 14 and the oldest is 20. I kept mostly to myself when around other parents and if they asked I said I was a video editor... they asked what that meant and I said wedding stuff, parties etc etc
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Choice is an Illusion
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![]() Nope. No kids.
The older I get, I am not sure I want any. I can barely handle the niece, and GF's. |
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Porn Pusher
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Got a girl and she's almost 3.
In a pinch just pull up your mainstream Face Book ![]() It's tough and shits gets crossed over. Just deal with it it on down low. God forbid your kid goes the teacher and says" Whats a blowjob" Then you got drama
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Don't need to clone myself. No kids or plans either.
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Same here. My son is 11, I started this when he was a lil over 1 year.
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I have none, i rather live the high life being a bachelor. There is just too many sexy whores to settle down with just one
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#24 |
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Location: State Of Bliss
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Got 3 (2 boys and a baby girl). Oldest 8 and the youngest will be 1 in August. I tell everyone I do internet marketing.
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