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Old 07-06-2010, 07:51 AM   #1
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12 Priests

Twelve Priests

Twelve Irish priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Tom.

Poor Tom.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Tom quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up .....

....then all the other bells started to ring
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:56 AM   #2
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I'm a priest and I feel offended by that...
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:57 AM   #3
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haha, great one! Posting it on my facebook!
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:46 AM   #4
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haha, great one! Posting it on my facebook!
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:47 AM   #5
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