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Amputate Your Head · 07-20-2010, 08:25 AM

Spider-infested ship turned away from port - Jul 2010
Thousands spill out as cargo is unloaded; vessel last docked in South Korea

HAGATNA, Guam ? Authorities in the U.S. territory of Guam have turned away a ship after thousands of spiders overflowed from its cargo. The Guam Department of Agriculture says hundreds of large spiders and thousands of smaller ones were seen when stevedores began offloading insulation and beams for housing units from the ship, the M.V. Altavia.

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The cargo was returned to the ship, and the Agriculture Department on Friday ordered that the ship not be allowed to dock. It was last ported in South Korea. Agriculture officials say they don't know what type of spiders were on the ship, but said it's a type that isn't normally found on the island.

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chronig · 07-20-2010, 08:28 AM

Need to backtrace where the spiders actually came from.

Scott McD · 07-20-2010, 08:40 AM

Since i have a huge fear of spiders,

FUCK THAT SHIT !!!!!!!!!!

96ukssob · 07-20-2010, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Since i have a huge fear of spiders,

FUCK THAT SHIT !!!!!!!!!!

07-20-2010, 08:46 AM

okay that sounds like a fucking nightmare come true.

Serial Pervert · 07-20-2010, 08:52 AM

spiders scares me.. :B

stonehammer · 07-20-2010, 08:55 AM

omg, how did the crew live with it

_Richard_ · 07-20-2010, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Equinox

okay that sounds like a fucking nightmare come true.

in more ways than one.. wonder if they managed to get all the spiders

Amputate Your Head · 07-20-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by stonehammer

omg, how did the crew live with it

I was wondering that too, then it occurred to me that the crew probably isn't hanging out in the cargo area until they begin unloading.

UniqueD · 07-20-2010, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by chronig

Need to backtrace where the spiders actually came from.

If these spiders get on land, consequences will never be the same.

Amputate Your Head · 07-20-2010, 09:29 AM

"I am sick and tired of these mutha fuckin' spiders on this mutha fuckin' ship!"

[NOT LINKHOTTED]

Honez · 07-20-2010, 09:35 AM

::shudder:: That made my skin crawl.

mikeyddddd · 07-20-2010, 09:43 AM

Amputate Your Head · 07-20-2010, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

LOL

Spyce · 07-20-2010, 10:43 AM

That's just creepy. I hate spiders.

Chosen · 07-20-2010, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Since i have a huge fear of spiders,

FUCK THAT SHIT !!!!!!!!!!

Evil Chris · 07-20-2010, 11:05 AM

scorpions on a raft

Amputate Your Head · 07-20-2010, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

scorpions on a raft

Centipedes On A Train

Walter Gropius · 07-20-2010, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Since i have a huge fear of spiders,

FUCK THAT SHIT !!!!!!!!!!

Seconded.

LongBG · 07-20-2010, 12:26 PM

Exterminate them fuckers real fast!

La_Sexorcist · 07-20-2010, 03:10 PM

Siiiiick! I heard about this earlier. Made my throat feel like it was closing up
D:

JD · 07-20-2010, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Centipedes On A Train

earwigs on a zeppelin?

Amputate Your Head · 07-20-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

earwigs on a zeppelin?

potato bugs on a segway

HomerSimpson · 07-20-2010, 06:49 PM

fuck, I hate spiders...

Jarmusch · 07-20-2010, 07:08 PM

They need to nuke that cargo ship

iseeyou · 07-20-2010, 10:34 PM

nicMLS · 07-20-2010, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

They need to nuke that cargo ship

Exactly, fuck that shit!

lazycash · 07-20-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by UniqueD

If these spiders get on land, consequences will never be the same.

Looks like somebody in South Korea dun goofed, surely they should have seen all the contaminated cargo.

Owner · 07-20-2010, 10:51 PM

grasshoppers on a jet ski

crazytrini85 · 07-20-2010, 11:53 PM

Crabs on my balls?

M0nk · 07-21-2010, 12:45 AM

damn! Spiders are one of the only things in this world that terrify me, no matter they´r big or small I just panic....

PenisFace · 07-21-2010, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by chronig

Need to backtrace where the spiders actually came from.

is... is this... a consequences will never be the same references? If it is, i love you.

facialfreak · 07-21-2010, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by crazytrini85

Crabs on my balls?

Ya beat me to it!!!!!

Well played Sir ......

Buncha · 07-21-2010, 02:55 AM

They've already made the movie:

u-Bob · 07-21-2010, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by UniqueD

If these spiders get on land, consequences will never be the same.

was gonna post the same

Zuzana Designs · 07-21-2010, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by amputate your head

"i am sick and tired of these mutha fuckin' spiders on this mutha fuckin' ship!"

[not linkhotted]

lolz.........

thickcash_amo · 07-21-2010, 07:55 AM

This is like my biggest fear ever!! I now will be creeped out all freaking day...damn it!

Amputate Your Head · 07-21-2010, 07:57 AM

Locusts On A Skateboard

raven1083 · 07-21-2010, 08:09 AM

that's scares me...

fatfoo · 07-21-2010, 10:36 AM

If the creatures already walk on land, it's too late to turn away a ship.
The creatures will jump on people.

Jarmusch · 07-21-2010, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by crazytrini85

Crabs on my balls?

I would watch that movie.

Amputate Your Head · 07-21-2010, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

If the creatures already walk on land, it's too late to turn away a ship.
The creatures will jump on people.

Indeed. A mass attack, creating a whole new race of spider-people with which, naturally, we will go to war against. Thus, the spider ship must be destroyed.

pornguy · 07-21-2010, 01:20 PM

Thats actually a really bad thing to have happen..

Klen · 07-21-2010, 01:26 PM

I killed 20 spiders today plus some small bugs in my room.They are just ordinary house spiders totally harmless,but seems they hatch very fast.

Amputate Your Head · 07-21-2010, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

I killed 20 spiders today plus some small bugs in my room.They are just ordinary house spiders totally harmless,but seems they hatch very fast.

I went through the garage this morning early with a 16gal. wet/dry Shop Vac and took out 40 or 50 of the bastards. The Revolution is now! Join the fight!

fatfoo · 07-21-2010, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Indeed. A mass attack, creating a whole new race of spider-people with which, naturally, we will go to war against. Thus, the spider ship must be destroyed.

My magic bird flew over land and sea.
The bird sat on my shoulder and followed me.
The bird brought no spider, it brought some tea.

$5 submissions · 07-21-2010, 02:10 PM

I can see why Guam is being uptight. They are reeling from an invasive specie, the brown tree snake, that fucked up their local ecology: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_tree_snake

tranza · 07-21-2010, 02:20 PM

Lol, that's fucked up!!

justinsain · 07-21-2010, 03:05 PM

I can just picture all of you on a cruise ship for some webmaster event and the Captain gets on the loud speaker and says " Don't panic but the ship have become infested with spiders " and everyone starts screaming like little girls and jumping overboard

bloggerz · 07-21-2010, 03:12 PM

damn thousands of spiders? wtf

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