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Old 11-24-2010, 11:15 AM   #1
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12 Step Internet Recovery Program

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.

7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.

Cool I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

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Old 11-24-2010, 11:18 AM   #2
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awe is getting their money's worth with you, eh?
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Old 11-24-2010, 11:32 AM   #3
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Just having a lazy afternoon
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Old 11-24-2010, 12:50 PM   #4
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Only #4.
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Old 11-24-2010, 01:02 PM   #5
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That's great, loreen.

A note about #11:
It is possible to perform online banking and check your accounts online.
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Old 11-24-2010, 01:52 PM   #6
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#12 The most I love.
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Old 11-24-2010, 01:57 PM   #7
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#2 and #3 killed me!
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Old 11-24-2010, 02:01 PM   #8
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awe is getting their money's worth with you, eh?


I noticed that nick lately, not bad
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Old 11-24-2010, 04:09 PM   #9
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12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
sure about that?
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Old 11-24-2010, 04:55 PM   #10
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Old 11-24-2010, 06:29 PM   #11
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Old 11-24-2010, 06:33 PM   #12
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Fuck your 12 steps... I'm not addicted to the internet, I'm committed!
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Old 11-24-2010, 07:00 PM   #13
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why recover at all, maybe it's the new norm
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Old 11-25-2010, 05:40 AM   #14
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sure about that?
Not at all
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