GOFUCKYOURSELF Thursday morning joke!!!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

NetHorse · 07-29-2010, 07:27 AM

This boy comes home from school with an assignment to find out the difference between Hypothetically and Realistically.

He goes to his father and asks his dad for help. His dad sits for a couple minutes and says okay, i got it. Looks at his son and says "Go into your mothers room and ask her if she would have sex with the mailman for a million $!"

The boy looks shocked and says dad i cant... "You want help or NOT?" replies the dad. So the boy does as he's told and goes in the other room to ask his mom. Comes back with a perplexed look on his face and Says "She said yes she would!"

"Ok says the dad now go ask your sister the same question" "But Dad i cant..."Just do it son" So the boy goes into his sisters room and asks his sister. Comes back with a confused look on his face and says "She said she would too??"

I see says the father.. "what does this have to do with my assignment?" says the son.
Well son.. Hypothetically...We're sitting on 2 million$.. Realistically.......We're living with a bunch of Whores!!!

NetHorse · 07-29-2010, 03:17 PM

What no one likes my joke?

07-29-2010, 07:27 AM	#1
NetHorse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,526	GOFUCKYOURSELF Thursday morning joke!!!!!!! This boy comes home from school with an assignment to find out the difference between Hypothetically and Realistically. He goes to his father and asks his dad for help. His dad sits for a couple minutes and says okay, i got it. Looks at his son and says "Go into your mothers room and ask her if she would have sex with the mailman for a million $!" The boy looks shocked and says dad i cant... "You want help or NOT?" replies the dad. So the boy does as he's told and goes in the other room to ask his mom. Comes back with a perplexed look on his face and Says "She said yes she would!" "Ok says the dad now go ask your sister the same question" "But Dad i cant..."Just do it son" So the boy goes into his sisters room and asks his sister. Comes back with a confused look on his face and says "She said she would too??" I see says the father.. "what does this have to do with my assignment?" says the son. Well son.. Hypothetically...We're sitting on 2 million$.. Realistically.......We're living with a bunch of Whores!!! __________________ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ICQ # 427013273

07-29-2010, 03:17 PM	#2
NetHorse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,526	What no one likes my joke? __________________ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ICQ # 427013273