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PornHero · 08-02-2010, 08:07 AM

I love the smell of porn in the morning.

Launching statsremote and discovering how much money I made while I slept. Logging into epassporte to see who paid me and transferring cash to my bank account.

Browsing thru my newest sponsor emails and deciding on what projects I am going to work on today. Reading over the latest GFY threads in my pajamas.

Checking out the overnight video updates of pretty girls getting nailed on my favorite pornsites, all while sipping a cup of fresh-brewed coffee.

Not having a J.O.B.

The smell, you know that porn smell, the whole business. Smells like... victory.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours.
When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body.
The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."

Amputate Your Head · 08-02-2010, 08:16 AM

It's probably just ass you smell. Stop sitting in your chair naked.

CaptainHowdy · 08-02-2010, 08:22 AM

True, porn must smell like a bag of body fluids...

PornHero · 08-02-2010, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

It's probably just ass you smell. Stop sitting in your chair naked.

lol... oh its ass alright, just not mine

eroticsexxx · 08-02-2010, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by PornHero

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body.The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."

Peter Romero · 08-02-2010, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

It's probably just ass you smell. Stop sitting in your chair naked.

Bahahahaha!!!! You crack me up Amp.

Nicky · 08-02-2010, 10:47 AM

How's your stuff going PH? Did the webcam thing work out good or you still pushing mostly paysites?

PornHero · 08-02-2010, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

How's your stuff going PH? Did the webcam thing work out good or you still pushing mostly paysites?

Still pushing quality paysites with fresh content and quality member areas, lots of money still to be made.

I cleaned house, removed all my links to nonperforming sponsors and started to promote quality sponsors i hadn't gotten around to before and it's made a big difference to my bottom-line. :-)

How r things with u?

Chosen · 08-02-2010, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

It's probably just ass you smell. Stop sitting in your chair naked.

Nicky · 08-02-2010, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PornHero

Still pushing quality paysites with fresh content and quality member areas, lots of money still to be made.

I cleaned house, removed all my links to nonperforming sponsors and started to promote quality sponsors i hadn't gotten around to before and it's made a big difference to my bottom-line. :-)

How r things with u?

I'm doing fine. Took a blow on the celeb side since my best converting sponsor stopped paying but I'm diversifying. So you going hard on revshare now or focusing on quality PPS sponsors too?

PornHero · 08-03-2010, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

I'm doing fine. Took a blow on the celeb side since my best converting sponsor stopped paying but I'm diversifying. So you going hard on revshare now or focusing on quality PPS sponsors too?

I like to mix it up between revshare and pps. I think you have to compare revshare vs. PPS on a sponsor by sponsor basis. Some sponsors like NaughtyAmerica rebill like a mofo for me while others like DukeDollars not so much so I go pps with them. Everyone's traffic is different so each webmaster has to find out what works with their traffic.

Really I focus more on the content/user experience of any specific sponsor/site. From the sign up page to the members area layout to frequency/quality of updates.

As long as I feel the surfer gets fair value for their money then I will try out a program. Its usually easy to spot the unstable programs/sponsors by judging them from a surfers perspective.

Naechy · 08-03-2010, 05:54 AM

i was thinking the same

RyuLion · 08-03-2010, 05:55 AM

Thanks for making my day! lol!

M0nk · 08-03-2010, 09:40 AM

its like the smell of coffee.... nothing can compare to it!

2012 · 08-03-2010, 09:40 AM

smells like ... taco bell

xNetworx · 08-03-2010, 09:47 AM

Did u fap?

Huggles · 08-03-2010, 09:59 AM

Look at the difference from a porn girl's standpoint:

Waking up in the morning in a shitty apartment, last night's trick's condoms litter the floor, her Valtrax prescription needs to be filled, and her genitals are on fire from her outbreak. She checks her phone and she has 7 new messages from guys who want to hook up, but couldn't care less about her, but would rather get with her for her pussy and to control that money. No call from daddy in 6 months, and is estranged from her mom. Porno Dan just invited her to come over and blow him in exchange for breakfast, and her nose is bleeding and crusty from all the blow on the weekend. Her panties are a bit shit stained due to her leaking ass from being turned out by Huge Black Anal Cocks 9, and she hasn't shit right for a week.

Ahhh.. the differences in the business!

08-02-2010, 08:07 AM	#1
PornHero Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,381	I love the smell of porn in the morning. I love the smell of porn in the morning. Launching statsremote and discovering how much money I made while I slept. Logging into epassporte to see who paid me and transferring cash to my bank account. Browsing thru my newest sponsor emails and deciding on what projects I am going to work on today. Reading over the latest GFY threads in my pajamas. Checking out the overnight video updates of pretty girls getting nailed on my favorite pornsites, all while sipping a cup of fresh-brewed coffee. Not having a J.O.B. The smell, you know that porn smell, the whole business. Smells like... victory. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."

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08-03-2010, 09:59 AM	#17
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