What to bring on a nighttime beach picnic date? - GoFuckYourself.com

Intrinsic · 08-04-2010, 03:53 PM

- extra clothing
- food... pizza?
- telescope
- portable radio
- fake turtle eggs
- bread for pigeons
- a small animal perhaps
- fishing Pole
- sunglasses for solar flares
- fireworks to keep ships from crashing

am i missing anything???

Amputate Your Head · 08-04-2010, 04:03 PM

Condoms and rufees.

Agent 488 · 08-04-2010, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Condoms and rufees.

i was going to post the exact same thing.

donkevlar · 08-04-2010, 04:05 PM

Large dolphin sized condoms.

CYF · 08-04-2010, 04:07 PM

candles
wine

You're going to go to the trouble of setting up a picnic, with pizza?

L-Pink · 08-04-2010, 04:07 PM

A woman.

.

dyna mo · 08-04-2010, 04:09 PM

i'd skip the bread for pigeons

_Richard_ · 08-04-2010, 04:12 PM

considering there isn't birds flying around at night?

you're doing this all wrong.. you need a blanket cause she's going to be cold after the skinny dipping you're inevitably going to get dragged into

bring two blankets so you can screw her with no fear of sand

Jon Oso · 08-04-2010, 04:14 PM

Between this thread and the "does anyone get laid from this board" thread I don't have a fucking clue what's going on anymore.

MaDalton · 08-04-2010, 04:18 PM

beware of seagulls

also sand on the penis is contra productive

Intrinsic · 08-04-2010, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

beware of seagulls

id hope loyal pigeons would fight them off

MaDalton · 08-04-2010, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic

id hope loyal pigeons would fight them off

seagulls eat pigeons for breakfast

baddog · 08-04-2010, 04:30 PM

Have you ever been to the beach at night?

Peter Romero · 08-04-2010, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Between this thread and the "does anyone get laid from this board" thread I don't have a fucking clue what's going on anymore.

I posted the only proof in that thread... http://www.povcash.com/postpics/Majagfy.wmv

JA$ON · 08-04-2010, 04:35 PM

But Im the romantic type

The Heron · 08-04-2010, 04:55 PM

small animal? gerbil for your butt?
you wear your sunglasses at night?

Might want to take an illumination device... then again you must be pretty good at getting around in the dark from all the practice you've got. dumbass

Spunky · 08-04-2010, 05:05 PM

A cooler full of cold beer

bushwacker · 08-04-2010, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic

- extra clothing
- food... pizza?
- telescope
- portable radio
- fake turtle eggs
- bread for pigeons
- a small animal perhaps
- fishing Pole
- sunglasses for solar flares
- fireworks to keep ships from crashing

am i missing anything???

A bat or a gun to keep the bums at bay.

CDSmith · 08-04-2010, 05:21 PM

And one of these

for you know, in case she invites you to spelunk her.

Agent 488 · 08-04-2010, 05:39 PM

too complicated. couple bottles of wine. some glasses. cheese, bread and some kind of salad. blanket.

UFGators2007 · 08-04-2010, 05:56 PM

2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescalin, 5 sheets of high power blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocain, a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, also a quart of tequilla, quart of rum, case of beer, and a pint of raw ether. are you kool now?

sexdatesj · 08-04-2010, 05:57 PM

lube is always a plus!

baddog · 08-04-2010, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON

But Im the romantic type

lazycash · 08-04-2010, 06:09 PM

woj · 08-04-2010, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Condoms and rufees.

that's all you need

cam_girls · 08-04-2010, 06:26 PM

You can't take girls to the beach they get sand in them.

Joint, lighter and bottle of coke.

cam_girls · 08-04-2010, 06:28 PM

ps. forget the telescope

Intrinsic · 08-04-2010, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UFGators2007

2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescalin, 5 sheets of high power blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocain, a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, also a quart of tequilla, quart of rum, case of beer, and a pint of raw ether. are you kool now?

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls

ps. forget the telescope

i'm trying to find jesus

cam_girls · 08-04-2010, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic

i'm trying to find jesus

Try google. What would Jesus II say?

gmr324 · 08-05-2010, 03:58 PM

Pizza doesn't sound like it will exactly set a romantic tone to me either

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