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DateDoc · 08-06-2010, 09:10 PM

What a dumbass!!! He was fired because he hid a relationship with his GF who was an HP contractor and also got her paid for work she did not do. Talk about throwing away your career over dumb shit. She must have a golden pussy!!

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/HP-CEO...30388.html?x=0

PGR · 08-06-2010, 09:14 PM

Pussy be dangerous yo

fatfoo · 08-06-2010, 09:32 PM

It's a conflict of interest.
It's comparable to a student fucking with a professor to get A+ marks.

Sly · 08-06-2010, 09:39 PM

Penis will be the destruction of man.

lazycash · 08-06-2010, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

It's a conflict of interest.
It's comparable to a student fucking with a professor to get A+ marks.

Thanks for the clarification, I would have never figured it out had you not posted.

DateDoc · 08-06-2010, 10:12 PM

He's probably not too worried as he gets severance of cash & stock worth $28 million.

JBlack · 08-06-2010, 11:34 PM

Any pictures of that CEO-sinking-pussy out yet?

08-06-2010, 11:37 PM

never fuck a girl who works in the same company as you do. never

BJ · 08-06-2010, 11:55 PM

he got $40mil severance

Vick! · 08-07-2010, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Gasper

never fuck a girl who works in the same company as you do. never

My rule is to never fuck a girl who is even remotely related to your family or work place. There are tons of bitches ready to fuck outside.

pamon · 08-07-2010, 01:14 AM

yeah, walked away with 40 million and a mistress. hope the current wife doesn't get 1/2 of that 40. hope she was hot.

Chosen · 08-07-2010, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by pamon

yeah, walked away with 40 million and a mistress. hope the current wife doesn't get 1/2 of that 40. hope she was hot.

I believe that even $20 million is enough for a living

candyflip · 08-07-2010, 08:31 AM

I'm sure he doesn't care much, considering the severance package he's getting.

$5 submissions · 08-07-2010, 08:44 AM

It could be worse. He could have pulled a Spitzer.

Babaganoosh · 08-07-2010, 08:56 AM

He should have been fired after the DV6000 and DV9000 laptop debacle. Any CEO who would allow such a low quality product to be released needs to lose his job.

candyflip · 08-07-2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

It could be worse. He could have pulled a Spitzer.

Spitzer ain't doing half bad. He might even run again.

And most NYer's wish we still had him in there, instead of the guy we got stuck with.

Seth Manson · 08-07-2010, 08:58 AM

Cant wait for the HP sex tape!

Cyber Fucker · 08-07-2010, 10:18 AM

HP is shit now, it used too be a solid company once but not anymore.

gmr324 · 08-07-2010, 11:43 AM

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walked away with 40 million and a mistress. hope the current wife doesn't get 1/2 of that 40

That's one damn expensive lay if the soon-to-be ex-wife gets 20M

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