Let's play race car in the garage daddy! - GoFuckYourself.com

Rochard · 08-08-2010, 05:41 PM

So there I am, minding my own business, when I hear a mean crash in the garage. Seems my wife decided to fucking play race car in the garage with her new truck, and wanted to see what it felt like to enter the garage at 20mph. Crash.

The front of of the built in license plate holder is fucked up, and my custom cabinets no longer have doors.

I'm pissed. Last spring she took out the garage door. I'm wondering what's next.

Thankfully no one is hurt.

/rant.

datatank · 08-08-2010, 05:44 PM

What is "play racecar" ?

candyflip · 08-08-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by datatank

What is "play racecar" ?

I'm gonna guess a pit stop. Stop at the last possible second.

epitome · 08-08-2010, 05:55 PM

Time to change the code on the garage door remote!

Spunky · 08-08-2010, 06:21 PM

That's enough for a divorce

Rochard · 08-08-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by datatank

What is "play racecar" ?

She decided to drive a bit too fast into the garage.

DateDoc · 08-08-2010, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

Time to change the code on the garage door remote!

She's just run into the garage door then!

baddog · 08-08-2010, 06:46 PM

You just need a longer garage, or move the cabinets to the side. She was just remodeling.

Helix · 08-08-2010, 07:09 PM

Turn your driveway into a sand trap with a safety net.

ottopottomouse · 08-09-2010, 03:57 AM

Buy her a smaller car.

v4 media · 08-09-2010, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Buy her a smaller car.

sell her car and make her walk

Dvae · 08-09-2010, 04:32 AM

yume-hostplex · 08-09-2010, 05:03 AM

Build her an own garage, and your custom things will be ok!

Quagmire · 08-09-2010, 05:15 AM

time to get her one of these

Rochard · 08-09-2010, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

Ouch.

The damage wasn't that bad....

justinsain · 08-09-2010, 10:11 AM

Is the Mustang OK?

Vendzilla · 08-09-2010, 10:12 AM

Don't you have two garages?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-09-2010, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

I was just about to search for this and you beat me to it.

KrissyElise · 08-09-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Helix

Turn your driveway into a sand trap with a safety net.

Agreed.

On another note:

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-09-2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by KrissyElise

Agreed.

On another note:

Now that's funny.

tranza · 08-09-2010, 11:03 AM

Yep, where are the pics?

96ukssob · 08-09-2010, 12:13 PM

women... shouldn't be let behind the wheel

rogueteens · 08-09-2010, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

How the fuck .... ?

Kenny B! · 08-09-2010, 12:52 PM

Is she Asian?

BarryP · 08-09-2010, 12:53 PM

jMEGA · 08-09-2010, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

I was just about to search for this and you beat me to it.

Looks like the scooter is still OK

gmr324 · 08-09-2010, 01:31 PM

compared to some of the pics listed in this thread, sounds like it could have been a lot worse. definitely change the garage door code on Miss Speed Racer

Vendzilla · 08-09-2010, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by BarryP

Just hang a tennis ball from a string thats adjusted to the right spot to touch your windsheild and you have the same thing

michael.kickass · 08-09-2010, 02:01 PM

I'm no fortune teller but I think what's next is a divorce. ;)

SBJ · 08-09-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

funny thing is just the other day on another board I posted this image with this story I saw someone post on facebook as a joke

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the Small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.... Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too Much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I Accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. am enclosing a picture for you....
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Sorry about your cabinets though Rochard

DirtyJs · 08-09-2010, 05:40 PM

take away her keys

Cleo · 08-09-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Just hang a tennis ball from a string thats adjusted to the right spot to touch your windsheild and you have the same thing

I went with the latex glove full of canned foam.

CashOnClick · 08-09-2010, 05:50 PM

I would have banned the bitch from driving anywhere near the garage after she took out the door last spring as you say, nobody to blame but your yourself... She must be very cute ;)

tony286 · 08-09-2010, 05:59 PM

time for lenscrafters.

SBJ · 08-09-2010, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tony299

time for lenscrafters.

or take away her cellphone.. God women talking on their cells while driving piss me off so much! I never answer my cell while I'm driving unless it's on hands free and even then i make it a 30 sec call telling them I'm driving to X place and I'll call or text them later.

My sister is the worst offender of this. She lives in Phoenix and everyday she will call my mom and talk to her for 25 mins while she drives home and god forbid my mom doesn't answer her phone or she will call me and want to talk to me for 20 mins

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-09-2010, 08:01 PM

You could always rig her car up with tires like a tugboat:

j/k, give my best to the Missus - she is one nice lady (you're a lucky man)...

ADG

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 73,202	Let's play race car in the garage daddy! So there I am, minding my own business, when I hear a mean crash in the garage. Seems my wife decided to fucking play race car in the garage with her new truck, and wanted to see what it felt like to enter the garage at 20mph. Crash. The front of of the built in license plate holder is fucked up, and my custom cabinets no longer have doors. I'm pissed. Last spring she took out the garage door. I'm wondering what's next. Thankfully no one is hurt. /rant. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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gmr324 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,199	compared to some of the pics listed in this thread, sounds like it could have been a lot worse. definitely change the garage door code on Miss Speed Racer

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