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SallyRand · 08-14-2010, 08:03 PM

Had to help out a freind by reformatting her Windows box because her kid got it so fucked up that we had to start fresh. After getting Windows reintalled, I went to Windows Update because I knew there would be like 67 of those bastards.

Instead, I got this message:

"Before you can access Windows Udate you must first install the update for Windows Update.""

Fuckin' cracked me up 4 sure!

Anway, Windows UPdate is now doing its thing and will probably keep doing it for a couple of hours as the box is now two years behind!

Sally.

vapewiz · 08-15-2010, 01:43 AM

alto cinco

Naechy · 08-15-2010, 02:22 AM

must first install the update for Windows Update, wow, hahhaaaaaaaaaa

Vick! · 08-15-2010, 02:50 AM

you forgot that Keyboard not attached, press any key to continue? lol

Chosen · 08-15-2010, 04:27 AM

rowan · 08-15-2010, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Anway, Windows UPdate is now doing its thing and will probably keep doing it for a couple of hours as the box is now two years behind!

My mum doesn't have net access at home so when she brought her laptop around I suggested we plug it in and update everything... there were over 100 updates and it took about 90 mins to apply them all.

Adraco · 08-15-2010, 04:46 AM

Or name an empty text file to "your penis" and then mark it and press delete once.

Windows will then popup a dialog box asking "Do you really want to remove your penis? Yes / No"

An old classic

Monty1969 · 08-15-2010, 05:00 AM

yo dawg i heard you like update windows so we put...

Klen · 08-15-2010, 05:01 AM

Btw does anyone know how to save downloaded updates so they can be used in case of reinstall?

ottopottomouse · 08-15-2010, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Btw does anyone know how to save downloaded updates so they can be used in case of reinstall?

Download them instead of having it done by automatic fetch and install.

Screwed Up · 08-15-2010, 06:20 AM

Good stuff

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woj · 08-15-2010, 09:49 AM

windows thread without any mac fans? wtf?

DBS.US · 08-15-2010, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

windows thread without any mac fans? wtf?

Quagmire · 08-15-2010, 01:46 PM

huhuhuhuh, Sally said 'box'

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