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08-25-2010, 03:19 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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Today's Vegas Trip Lessons
1. Do not refer to cops as "ex-jarheads"... it makes them agitated.
2. When a cop asks you to step out of the car, do not say "hold on one sec, let me put my knife down"... this also causes agitation. 3. When after being agitated a cop let's you go for what should have been a pretty terrific ticket, go...... do not stop later in Barstow. 4. When you are happy to see Barstow, it's time to rethink vacation. 5. Being happy to see Barstow does not equal being happy to be in Barstow. 6. Knives in or around the general vicinity of the neck is still a good anti-hooker theft deterrent. 7. Barstow blows. 8. Baker has really good beef jerky. 9. Forgetting Baker has really good jerky until you've past it, sucks. 10. Fuck Barstow.
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08-25-2010, 07:32 AM
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I assume you had a terrible trip?
And you;re right, Barstow blows 
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08-25-2010, 07:43 AM
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pretty much anything between pear blossom and vegas blows
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08-25-2010, 07:47 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Baker has over priced nasty ass jerky.
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08-25-2010, 09:52 AM
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Do Fun Shit.
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Trip was great... just a few learning experiences.
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08-25-2010, 10:29 AM
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Please dont fuck animals
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You're lucky the cops in Vegas didnt shoot you. They shoot everybody.
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