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Amputate Your Head · 08-31-2010, 05:40 PM

Errant golf swing sets course on fire - Aug 2010
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So you think that you're the world's worst golfer? With all due respect, your swing -- crappy as it may be -- has never set off a raging inferno like this.

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The golfer who did this has asked that his name be withheld, and with good reason. He'd never hear the end of it ("You're really on fire today, Larry!") But we do know these facts: It happened at the Shady Canyon Golf Course in Irvine on Saturday, when the guy hit a ball into the rough. On his second swing, he hit a rock, causing a spark that lit the dry grass. Eventually, 150 firefighters were called to the scene.

From the Los Angeles Times:

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The fire spread across two hillsides in dry-as-tinderbox conditions.

"Usually, we're able to close out the fire season in the winters here," Orange County Fire Authority Capt. Greg McKeown said, "but we haven't been able to do that since 2006. That's just how dry it is out there."

Do you know how hard it is to start a fire without matches? And this guy does it with two swings of a golf club, and then can't put it out? I say alcohol was involved.

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If your latest round of golf results in this, please take up bowling.

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I suck at golf too... but that was awesome!

Stef. · 08-31-2010, 05:45 PM

hahahah.... shit happens !

Amputate Your Head · 08-31-2010, 05:47 PM

"Oh, you're home.... how was your game today dear?"

pOrRiDgE · 08-31-2010, 05:53 PM

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poncabare · 08-31-2010, 06:02 PM

fucking hack

Phoenix · 08-31-2010, 06:32 PM

at least he gets time to play...

Jman · 08-31-2010, 06:38 PM

So, do you get a "fire check" so you can postpone your round for another day?

Deej · 08-31-2010, 07:17 PM

hey amp... you read entirely too much news dude...

We need to do something with your time son!

Having said that, Thanks for the news! That is a once in a lifetime story. Can you imagine taking the swing watching your ball and notice a fire sprout right below your feet?

How fucked up

ottopottomouse · 09-01-2010, 03:06 AM

Is it April 1st today? Sounds like a completely made up scenario.

pOrRiDgE · 09-01-2010, 03:10 AM

Leave me alone!!!

2intense · 09-01-2010, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by pOrRiDgE

Fuckyou asshole!

??? are you ok?

pOrRiDgE · 09-01-2010, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 2intense

??? are you ok?

No, just leave me alone. I dont want my family on the front page of every newspaper in town. OK?

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