Free Beer and Eternal Life : promises of a new political party in Hungary - GoFuckYourself.com

Matyko · 09-01-2010, 05:53 AM

A young hungarian street-art dude [a bit like Banksy] started a party and is going to the elections:

Two-tailed dog livens up Hungary's election

(Reuters Life!) - A two-tailed cartoon dog offering free beer and eternal life has galvanized Hungary's latest election campaign.

The dog is the symbol of a party that has grown out of Hungary's rock-bottom regard for its politicians as the country lurches from one crisis to another.

"We just elect these people to represent the gangsters and the rich," said Gergely Kovacs, chairman of the Two-Tailed Dog Party (TTDP). "This kind of democracy is ridiculous."

Founded as a street-art spoof in 2004, the TTDP has mocked campaigns before. Now it has entered the political arena for real as the public mood has sinks even further.

A government scandal ignited bloody street violence in 2006. In 2008, the country faced financial meltdown and the global crisis caused a deep recession last year, toppling the government.

Now, with municipal elections due in October, Hungary is facing its third election campaign in 18 months.

Disgusted, the Two-Tailed Dog Party decided to run for office in Budapest and the southern Hungarian town of Szeged with the slogan: "Eternal life! Free beer! Tax cuts!" "Money without work!" is another popular cry as are: "We will promise anything," "There's a 93 percent chance we won't steal" and "You will be happy!"

The point is to run for, not to win office -- unlike Iceland's Best Party, which used satire to win the mayoral post in the capital Reykjavik earlier this year, and actually took the job.

"We don't really want to be mayors," said Kovacs, 30. "Only exclamation marks. It would be a pretty strong criticism of the political elite if anyone believed us more than other parties."

True, considering the TTDP proposes things like flooding the main roads of Budapest with water (and on holidays, beer) to fight traffic and pollution. They also plan a network of express buses which stop nowhere.

In Szeged, in the middle of the Great Hungarian Plains, the party promises to build a space port, and an artificial mountain for winter sports.

"The one thing the Two-Tailed Dog Party probably does not want is my praise," said Szeged's Socialist mayor, Laszlo Botka. "But in a hateful, mud-slinging Hungarian political climate, their message is very important."

Botka is popular in Szeged but faces a tough re-election campaign as his party trails the conservative Fidesz nationally.

"We reviewed (the TTDP's) program, and almost adopted the eternal life part," Botka added. "We only dropped it because it was too difficult to set an appropriate retirement age."

(Editing by Steve Addison)

CRAZYYYYYYY

MaDalton · 09-01-2010, 06:06 AM

nice, if he wins i'll make a trip to Budapest. It's been 20 years since my last visit, would be interesting anyways

CaptainHowdy · 09-01-2010, 06:07 AM

I gotta move there...

Matyko · 09-01-2010, 07:14 AM

They made huge posters all around budapest promising "MORE SOMETHING, LESS NOTHING" and things like this... Priceless

12clicks · 09-01-2010, 07:24 AM

promising everything for free got obama elected.
why not?

AmeliaG · 09-01-2010, 09:43 AM

I want to see what the doggie logo looks like.

TheStout · 09-01-2010, 10:14 AM

Gonna be there in 3 weeks cant wait. Any pointers Matyko?

Matyko · 09-01-2010, 10:52 AM

Logo and news about the party:
http://kutyopressz.blog.hu/

They say 6700 experts were working on the program, which is 3 pages. Later they said on national TV that now they have the real, extended version which is 6 million pages.

A few pics - this is what they plan with Budapest:

They want more techno music in the Parliament:

Billy, will talk to you on icq soon.

ottopottomouse · 09-01-2010, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

Free Beer

Yes please

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

Eternal Life

No thanks. Living forever would be horrible.

Dirty Lord · 09-01-2010, 12:12 PM

niiiice!

blonda80 · 09-01-2010, 12:17 PM

They would get my vote if they would promise free Burn for life

That would be the only way I could quit it!!!

Matyko · 09-01-2010, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blonda80

They would get my vote if they would promise free Burn for life

That would be the only way I could quit it!!!

One of their promises is that they can promise anything.

Burn = you mean the energy drink?

Matyko · 09-01-2010, 12:36 PM

One of their ideas to export our legendary and unique "puli" dogs to Jamaica. These puli dogs have dreadlocks:

JFK · 09-01-2010, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

One of their promises is that they can promise anything.

Burn = you mean the energy drink?

well, that's a great promise

Matyko · 09-01-2010, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

well, that's a great promise

Only a few people here can have the chance to laugh a lot more [few ppl speak hungarian here], so enjoy:
http://kutyopressz.blog.hu/

JFK · 09-01-2010, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

Only a few people here can have the chance to laugh a lot more [few ppl speak hungarian here], so enjoy:
http://kutyopressz.blog.hu/

tx I'll check it out

AmeliaG · 09-03-2010, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

Logo and news about the party:
http://kutyopressz.blog.hu/

They say 6700 experts were working on the program, which is 3 pages. Later they said on national TV that now they have the real, extended version which is 6 million pages.

A few pics - this is what they plan with Budapest:

They want more techno music in the Parliament:

Billy, will talk to you on icq soon.

That is so awesome! Just shared it with my readers.

09-01-2010, 05:53 AM	#1
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,664	Free Beer and Eternal Life : promises of a new political party in Hungary A young hungarian street-art dude [a bit like Banksy] started a party and is going to the elections: Two-tailed dog livens up Hungary's election (Reuters Life!) - A two-tailed cartoon dog offering free beer and eternal life has galvanized Hungary's latest election campaign. The dog is the symbol of a party that has grown out of Hungary's rock-bottom regard for its politicians as the country lurches from one crisis to another. "We just elect these people to represent the gangsters and the rich," said Gergely Kovacs, chairman of the Two-Tailed Dog Party (TTDP). "This kind of democracy is ridiculous." Founded as a street-art spoof in 2004, the TTDP has mocked campaigns before. Now it has entered the political arena for real as the public mood has sinks even further. A government scandal ignited bloody street violence in 2006. In 2008, the country faced financial meltdown and the global crisis caused a deep recession last year, toppling the government. Now, with municipal elections due in October, Hungary is facing its third election campaign in 18 months. Disgusted, the Two-Tailed Dog Party decided to run for office in Budapest and the southern Hungarian town of Szeged with the slogan: "Eternal life! Free beer! Tax cuts!" "Money without work!" is another popular cry as are: "We will promise anything," "There's a 93 percent chance we won't steal" and "You will be happy!" The point is to run for, not to win office -- unlike Iceland's Best Party, which used satire to win the mayoral post in the capital Reykjavik earlier this year, and actually took the job. "We don't really want to be mayors," said Kovacs, 30. "Only exclamation marks. It would be a pretty strong criticism of the political elite if anyone believed us more than other parties." True, considering the TTDP proposes things like flooding the main roads of Budapest with water (and on holidays, beer) to fight traffic and pollution. They also plan a network of express buses which stop nowhere. In Szeged, in the middle of the Great Hungarian Plains, the party promises to build a space port, and an artificial mountain for winter sports. "The one thing the Two-Tailed Dog Party probably does not want is my praise," said Szeged's Socialist mayor, Laszlo Botka. "But in a hateful, mud-slinging Hungarian political climate, their message is very important." Botka is popular in Szeged but faces a tough re-election campaign as his party trails the conservative Fidesz nationally. "We reviewed (the TTDP's) program, and almost adopted the eternal life part," Botka added. "We only dropped it because it was too difficult to set an appropriate retirement age." (Editing by Steve Addison) CRAZYYYYYYY __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

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