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Old 09-28-2010, 08:58 AM   #1
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I am going to be up in your area visiting family and thought we could meet up for some sex...

If you're too busy maybe you could just stop and give me a handjob or make oral pleasure on me...

let me know...








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Old 09-28-2010, 09:08 AM   #2
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:10 AM   #3
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:17 AM   #4
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People cannot have sex if they are in different locations. In other words, 2 people have to come together to make the 2 headed creature of sex with 8 limbs.
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:25 AM   #5
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Old 09-28-2010, 09:29 AM   #6
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You really should publish a book about Romance, Chivalry and Pick-Up Lines.

Oh, and FYI, Zuzana is not a tranny...

Sorry to burst your bubble.

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Old 09-28-2010, 10:43 AM   #8
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:08 AM   #9
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I am going to be up in your area visiting family and thought we could meet up for some sex...

If you're too busy maybe you could just stop and give me a handjob or make oral pleasure on me...

let me know...








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Marketsmart,

The last time I met you for sex in that really creepy cheap hotel you promised me you would not use real handcuffs this time. Well you did and took off with the keys and broke my heart. Because of those actions I can?t trust you again and will never meet you while you're on family trips.
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:27 AM   #10
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Marketsmart,

The last time I met you for sex in that really creepy cheap hotel you promised me you would not use real handcuffs this time. Well you did and took off with the keys and broke my heart. Because of those actions I can?t trust you again and will never meet you while you're on family trips.
when i saw your little baby doe eyes i couldnt go through it..

i had imagined many times what i would look like wrapped in your skin, but something came over me that day and i was not able to do the job...

i hope that one day we can reunite and go on a murderous spree across the country, raping and pillaging everything in site...

until that day, i will hang on to the memory of that day in the seedy motel and the box i have that contains the little toe that i cut off your foot....

love,

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Old 09-28-2010, 11:54 AM   #11
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when i saw your little baby doe eyes i couldnt go through it..

i had imagined many times what i would look like wrapped in your skin, but something came over me that day and i was not able to do the job...

i hope that one day we can reunite and go on a murderous spree across the country, raping and pillaging everything in site...

until that day, i will hang on to the memory of that day in the seedy motel and the box i have that contains the little toe that i cut off your foot....

love,

ms



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I remember you kept saying "it puts the lotion on its skin and then it gets the hose again". I had no idea you wanted to wear my fucking skin around your frail body. Damn you’re a freak. I have had a really hard time walking without that pinky toe too just so you know, it fucked up my entire center of gravity and the therapy alone for the whole night has cost me a fortune!

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