Have you ever pee in a bottle... - GoFuckYourself.com

Ca$h · 10-03-2010, 03:19 PM

How many times have you pee in a bottle for any reason, and soon regret that you didn't grab the bottle little lower when it fast becomes heavy and you realize you cant hold it but its impossible to move you hand and get a better grip of the bottle because you will spill?

Jarmusch · 10-03-2010, 03:26 PM

I've had more overflow problems than grip problems. There never seems to be a big enough bottle laying around when you have to go.

AdPatron · 10-03-2010, 03:28 PM

Only once when I was 7.

TeenCat · 10-03-2010, 03:32 PM

you mean, ill send an sos to the world, pee in the bottle ...

Double trouble · 10-03-2010, 03:36 PM

brassmonkey · 10-03-2010, 03:37 PM

sure have

Ca$h · 10-03-2010, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Double trouble

One of the funniest movies from the 90's
But the bottle switch does not work in reality like I stated. :P
So we still have problem to solve

halfpint · 10-03-2010, 04:23 PM

Nope but I have had to pee in the bush and got my bloody ankles stung with stinging nettles ..just lucky it wasent my penis instead

Davy · 10-03-2010, 04:48 PM

If you have a foreskin, the escaping air from the bottle will fill it like a balloon. LOL

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-03-2010, 11:38 PM

been there done that. i prefer those little milk jugs with the handle. they provide volume and easy grip without fear of spilling on the carpet...

sandman! · 10-03-2010, 11:46 PM

never had a reason to here.

LongBG · 10-04-2010, 12:09 AM

I always make a habit of pissing in bottles.

Jarmusch · 10-04-2010, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

been there done that. i prefer those little milk jugs with the handle. they provide volume and easy grip without fear of spilling on the carpet...

martinsc · 10-04-2010, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

WinstonTriplexcash · 10-04-2010, 01:47 AM

Ever wonder how'd it feel to pee in a diaper?

10-04-2010, 03:53 AM

yeah, and it fills pretty damn fast

ottopottomouse · 10-04-2010, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by WinstonTriplexcash

Ever wonder how'd it feel to pee in a diaper?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

yeah, and it fills pretty damn fast

Weirdo

seeandsee · 10-04-2010, 04:26 AM

only in small cups when i get for testings

Chosen · 10-04-2010, 05:03 AM

I don't remember if I actually had...

michael.kickass · 10-04-2010, 05:09 AM

I think I have when I was in school.

OneWhoKnows · 10-04-2010, 06:06 AM

Once when I was in hospital and I wasn't allowed to get up because of the after effects of general anesthesia. At first I really didn't want to pee in a bottle in a room with 2 other guys.

But then we watched a movie without commercial break that evening, and boy is it great when you can have a pee while watching the movie and some good looking nurse replaces the bottle with a fresh one within minutes

John-ACWM · 10-04-2010, 06:59 AM

It happened, can't remember the details.

anexsia · 10-04-2010, 07:00 AM

i have to pee in bottles to hide in my pants to take to probation

Fetish Gimp · 10-04-2010, 07:10 AM

The true test of determination is shitting in a bottle.

eroticsexxx · 10-04-2010, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davy

If you have a foreskin, the escaping air from the bottle will fill it like a balloon. LOL

For some reason I'm tempted to try this...

baddog · 10-04-2010, 09:12 AM

I was the eldest of 12 kids, the first 5 of which were boys. As far back as I can remember my parents used to keep a jar in the car for emergencies [or dad just did not want to stop] on family trips.

2intense · 10-04-2010, 10:21 AM

the most stupid thread on this forum

amateurbfs · 10-04-2010, 11:15 AM

I pissed in bottles for a few months straight once, typically I used the 32oz Powerade bottles.

beerptrol · 10-04-2010, 11:19 AM

the good ol piss jar. Now a days if the bathrooms are in use I just go piss outside behind a tree, dog don't like me pissing on his tree, but what can ya do? When ya gotta go ya gotta go

Tom_PM · 10-04-2010, 11:27 AM

Nasty memories of cross country vacations with 7 people in the car. It seems to me that I constantly had to pee and hold it for hundreds of miles. The things The Brady Bunch never told you.

LeRoy · 10-04-2010, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

yeah, and it fills pretty damn fast

Yep thats true.

bolsex · 10-04-2010, 11:46 AM

I remember that I did it at least 1 time!

fatfoo · 10-04-2010, 11:53 AM

I did not have a problem like this. It reminds of the Dumb and Dumber movie where a man drank a bottle of piss, because he did not know what was inside.

beerptrol · 10-04-2010, 12:27 PM

Thread title reminds me of Time In a Bottle by Jim Croce

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