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Fleshlight Team · 09-29-2010, 12:24 PM

Introducing The Alien by Fleshlight and This Ain't Avatar XXX in 3D

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BruceM · 09-29-2010, 12:28 PM

"will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way!"

Ethersync · 09-29-2010, 12:29 PM

I don't think I would stick my dick in that...

grumpy · 09-29-2010, 12:30 PM

i think the misses does a better job

Stomped · 09-29-2010, 12:30 PM

Oh, that's a Na'Vi fleshlight?
I can fuck Neytiri now?
lol...

Fetish Gimp · 09-29-2010, 12:40 PM

Years of National Inquirer stories and South Park episodes made me believe aliens are more into anal probes.

st0ned · 09-29-2010, 12:43 PM

Lmao definitely the most unique Fleshlight to date.

martinsc · 09-29-2010, 01:08 PM

look at this while using the alien.....

Scott McD · 09-29-2010, 01:12 PM

Every time that gif. is posted i lose 5mins of my day...

DiF0r · 09-29-2010, 01:25 PM

looks great

Davy · 09-29-2010, 01:31 PM

That's one scary looking beast.
The bouncing titties pic saved the thread, though.

PornMD · 09-29-2010, 01:37 PM

No offense to any of the major Avatar-loving geeks out there, but I wouldn't be caught dead with that thing. Could just see a girl at my place finding that, bringing it to me and going "errrr...what the fuck is THIS?!"

awxm · 09-29-2010, 01:40 PM

I'll stick with my setup.

Scott McD · 09-29-2010, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FruitPanda

MrRob · 09-30-2010, 05:55 AM

Great success!

CaptainHowdy · 09-30-2010, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrRob

Great success!

...

seeandsee · 09-30-2010, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FruitPanda

I'll stick with my setup.

epic pic

spazlabz · 09-30-2010, 06:10 AM

The Alien.... that is F'ing great! I bet you make some sick sales with those things hahaha

scarlettcontent · 09-30-2010, 06:14 AM

nice alien

martinsc · 09-30-2010, 06:21 AM

u-Bob · 09-30-2010, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FruitPanda

I'll stick with my setup.

omg

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