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Slutboat · 09-30-2010, 12:41 AM

JUST KIDDING.... but does anyone agree with this statement?

Bill8 · 09-30-2010, 12:50 AM

we did not evolve from monkeys.

Slutboat · 09-30-2010, 12:51 AM

papill0n · 09-30-2010, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

JUST KIDDING.... but does anyone agree with this statement?

only every intelligent person on the planet

Slutboat · 09-30-2010, 12:54 AM

Jdoughs · 09-30-2010, 12:55 AM

I disagree, there is no evidence that we ever evolved from 'Monkeys'

The evidence points to us evolving from Chimpanzees which are members of the Ape family, different then monkeys, for one, they have no tails.

Monkeys and apes are physically and evolutionarily different, although likely came from the same species millions of years ago.

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-...s-and-apes.htm

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The monkey subgroup contains over 200 different species of monkey, including baboons, tamarins, macaques and capuchins. Monkeys are also divided into geographical groups, with Old-world monkeys inhabiting Africa and Asia, and New-world monkeys living throughout Central and South America. Apes are also divided, but along terms of size. Gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos and orangutans are called ?greater apes? because of their large body size, while gibbons and siamangs are often referred to as ?lesser apes.?

While both monkeys and apes share certain physical features such as forward-facing eyes and flexible limbs, there are several physical differences between the two groups. No ape species possesses a tail, while monkeys do. Monkeys are much more used to life in trees than apes, and use their tail as a fifth limb. Additionally, monkeys are not capable of using their arms to swing between branches, as apes can. Having a tail makes monkeys ideally suited for life in the treetops, while apes seem to have evolved to live comfortably on the ground or in trees.

With the exception of the gibbon, apes are considerably larger than monkeys. They have broad backs and arms that are longer than their legs. Most monkeys feature chests that a longer than they are broad, and have an arm-length equal to or shorter than their legs.

The greatest differences between monkeys and apes are believed to lie in intelligence levels. Monkeys are far more similar to the primitive prosimians in brain capacity and capabilities. Apes are closer to their human counterparts, able to learn forms of sign language, use tools and display problem solving skills. It is believed that apes, particularly chimpanzees, gorillas and orangutans, are much more similar to humans than they are to monkeys. Some ape species carry a 98% genetic match with humans, while monkeys are considerably less similar.

PeterXXX · 09-30-2010, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

only every intelligent person on the planet

Hehe, yeah just persons with IQ over 100

Slutboat · 09-30-2010, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

I disagree, there is no evidence that we ever evolved from 'Monkeys'

The evidence points to us evolving from Chimpanzees which are members of the Ape family, different then monkeys, for one, they have no tails.

Monkeys and apes are physically and evolutionarily different, although likely came from the same species millions of years ago.

YES - but "Monkeys" is the wacko evolution-deniers BUZZ word - it allows them to make evolution seem more silly to their backward inbred dumbfuck minds.

Jdoughs · 09-30-2010, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

YES - but "Monkeys" is the wacko evolution-deniers BUZZ word - it allows them to make evolution seem more silly to their backward inbred dumbfuck minds.

Sure, and that in itself should be proof enough how ridiculous they are

Bill8 · 09-30-2010, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

I disagree, there is no evidence that we ever evolved from 'Monkeys'

The evidence points to us evolving from Chimpanzees which are members of the Ape family, different then monkeys, for one, they have no tails.

not chimps either. but chimps are closer to us than monkeys, true. we probably share a common ancestor with chimps.

martinsc · 09-30-2010, 01:42 AM

there are some people that remind me of monkeys more than humans......

k0nr4d · 09-30-2010, 01:42 AM

we evolved from jesus!

icymelon · 09-30-2010, 01:51 AM

probably why I like bananas. I just wish I could find a good banana milk shake.

Konda · 09-30-2010, 02:04 AM

Hahah you should visit Philippines and you will get 100% proof that people were evolved from Monkeys.

Slutboat · 09-30-2010, 02:52 AM

In Indonesia there was a race of little dudes (homo floresiensis) a close human family relative to Homo Sapiens but tiny little fuckers.. Full grown they were 3 feet tall with a brain the size of a grapefruit. They lived as recently as 12,000 years ago but they branched off from Sapes approx 800,000 years ago...

Too bad they aren't still around I'm sure we would have Floresiensis dick puppet porn girls.

Jdoughs · 09-30-2010, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

Too bad they aren't still around I'm sure we would have Floresiensis dick puppet porn girls.

Now that is some funny shit.

munki · 09-30-2010, 02:54 AM

damn straight bitches...

kane · 09-30-2010, 03:51 AM

A few years back I went to the zoo with some friends. they have a big silverback gorilla. He was sitting right next to the viewing room glass chowing on some food. I swear he looked just like my uncle. You see those things up close and it isn't too hard to believe we came from there.

seeandsee · 09-30-2010, 03:56 AM

yea right, come on, we don't really know what happened 500 yrs ago, not millions yrs ago

Slutboat · 09-30-2010, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

A few years back I went to the zoo with some friends. they have a big silverback gorilla. He was sitting right next to the viewing room glass chowing on some food. I swear he looked just like my uncle. You see those things up close and it isn't too hard to believe we came from there.

haha love this

Slutboat · 09-30-2010, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

yea right, come on, we don't really know what happened 500 yrs ago, not millions yrs ago

not a sciency kinda guy

Paul Markham · 09-30-2010, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

In Indonesia there was a race of little dudes (homo floresiensis) a close human family relative to Homo Sapiens but tiny little fuckers.. Full grown they were 3 feet tall with a brain the size of a grapefruit. They lived as recently as 12,000 years ago but they branched off from Sapes approx 800,000 years ago...

Too bad they aren't still around I'm sure we would have Floresiensis dick puppet porn girls.

I saw a program about that on National Geographic. It was very interesting and even though the evidence was thin it made interesting viewing. It seems there's a split on whether they evolved like that or adapted to that form to fit the environment of the island.

One of the upsides of sitting at home doing nothing is I get to watch a lot of TV. Some like Nat Geo or History Channels. Learning a lot.

DAMNMAN · 09-30-2010, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

yea right, come on, we don't really know what happened 500 yrs ago, not millions yrs ago

We do kinda know what happened 1500 years ago, well sort of...... Some power hungry fuckers got together and wrote a book (actually stole most of the pages from other writings) and this book has helped enslave mankind ever since. (The fucking bible)
I can tell that you have received the god mind fucking.

Pornopat · 09-30-2010, 05:33 AM

I just hope we are not done evolving yet.

Slutboat · 09-30-2010, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DAMNMAN

I can tell that you have received the god mind fucking.

good guess

CaptainHowdy · 09-30-2010, 05:37 AM

Yes, I do...

Quagmire · 09-30-2010, 05:47 AM

Maybe you evolved from monkeys, but Jebus periwinkled my ass here with his holy spee-rut! Amen!

SallyRand · 09-30-2010, 05:54 AM

Darwin never wrote or even suggested that we evolved from monkeys. That whole monkey thing was the product of of the popular press of the time, egged on by the infamous Scpoes Monkey Trial of the 1920s. Go read "On The Origin of Species" if you want to find out what he really wrote.

Very much as Christians actually know very little about what the Bible says (The know a lot about what others have told them it says!), most people who write and talk about Darwin only know what they have been told and have no idea what the man actually wrote.

saucygirl · 09-30-2010, 07:10 AM

Seems like Christians that don't believe in evolution because their pastor told them not to seem to believe in only one thing...BREEDING.

scarlettcontent · 09-30-2010, 08:07 AM

we evolved from pigs and aliens

Rochard · 09-30-2010, 08:38 AM

Joe Rogan - the guy from Fear Factor - is a comedian and on one of his albums he says "If you think about it, we are nothing more than large monkeys on a chunk of rack hurling through space".

Sort of makes you stop and think.

michael.kickass · 09-30-2010, 08:46 AM

Evolution. Does it really apply to humans? lol

Dirty Dane · 09-30-2010, 08:47 AM

just a punk · 09-30-2010, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

JUST KIDDING.... but does anyone agree with this statement?

Only a COMPLETE IDIOT believe that we are "evolved" from Monkeys. According to Darwin's Theory Of Evolution we are from PRIMATES. Monkey are also primates, so monkeys and humans have the same ancestor. However it doesn't mean that monkey is an ancestor of a human.

Johny Traffic · 09-30-2010, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

I find it hard to believe we evolved from Monkeys....

It is hard to believe, because it didn't happen.

We evolved along side monkeys not from monkeys

Johny Traffic · 09-30-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

yea right, come on, we don't really know what happened 500 yrs ago

You don't, but no surprise, but yes mankind does

Slutboat · 09-30-2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

Only a COMPLETE IDIOT believe that we are "evolved" from Monkeys. According to Darwin's Theory Of Evolution we are from PRIMATES. Monkey are also primates, so monkeys and humans have the same ancestor. However it doesn't mean that monkey is an ancestor of a human.

You do realize that I used the term "Monkeys" because that is the evolution-denier buzz word. Did I reallly need to explain that?

just a punk · 09-30-2010, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

You do realize that I used the term "Monkeys" because that is the evolution-denier buzz word. Did I reallly need to explain that?

I'm always getting freaked out when somebody states that Mr. Darwin has told that we have evolved from monkeys. Simple because he didn't state that.

Caligari · 09-30-2010, 09:23 AM

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