What would you do if you saw a hot chick trying to steal a bike? - GoFuckYourself.com

beerptrol · 09-28-2010, 04:00 PM

I'd whisper to her "bolt cutters". Then I'd call the cops and find a bench and watch her tits bounce as she tries to use a hack saw. either they would help her if the bike is hers or arrest her. A thief is a thief

Sands · 09-28-2010, 04:17 PM

Tackle her like a quarterback and then cop a feel as I'm getting up. Flawless victory!

Domain Broker · 09-28-2010, 04:22 PM

where's the hot chick

CDSmith · 09-29-2010, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Domain Broker

where's the hot chick

The would you hit it thread is that way ---->

candyflip · 09-29-2010, 02:57 PM

I'd help her.

But I already saw that show.

TurboAngel · 09-29-2010, 04:03 PM

I watched that Dateline funny how most guy's helped the girl.

PornMD · 09-29-2010, 04:15 PM

Most guys would help a hot chick saw a person she just murdered into pieces, stuff them into trash bags and throw them in the river just because somewhere in their thick head they think that might entitle them to a promise of sex somewhere down the line. If all hot chicks realized this, the world would be chaos.

jimmy-3-way · 09-29-2010, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

If all hot chicks realized this, the world would be chaos.

Thank god most hot chicks are dumb as hell.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 09-29-2010, 04:37 PM

First I'd help her steal it, then I'd rape her in the forest...

Jarmusch · 09-29-2010, 04:41 PM

I would just watch and do nothing.

Then I would wait around for the owner to return and tell him "Nigga stole your bike!"

Socks · 09-29-2010, 04:43 PM

If that was a tibetan bike in an iranian prison, we'd say she was liberating it.

Mr. Cool Ice · 09-29-2010, 04:44 PM

Depends, what color is she?

RyuLion · 09-29-2010, 04:47 PM

This is how fuckedup the world is.

CDSmith · 09-30-2010, 02:53 PM

No one would make a citizen's arrest?

Interesting.

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

This is how fuckedup the world is.

Indeed.

klinton · 09-30-2010, 02:56 PM

cut her hand

u-Bob · 09-30-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

A thief is a thief

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09-28-2010, 03:44 PM	#1
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beerptrol Confirmed Asshole Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar. Posts: 12,722	I'd whisper to her "bolt cutters". Then I'd call the cops and find a bench and watch her tits bounce as she tries to use a hack saw. either they would help her if the bike is hers or arrest her. A thief is a thief __________________ “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant Last edited by beerptrol; 09-28-2010 at 04:09 PM..

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Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	I would just watch and do nothing. Then I would wait around for the owner to return and tell him "Nigga stole your bike!"

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