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What would you do if you saw a hot chick trying to steal a bike?
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I'd whisper to her "bolt cutters". Then I'd call the cops and find a bench and watch her tits bounce as she tries to use a hack saw. either they would help her if the bike is hers or arrest her. A thief is a thief
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Tackle her like a quarterback and then cop a feel as I'm getting up. Flawless victory!
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where's the hot chick
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The would you hit it thread is that way ---->
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I watched that Dateline funny how most guy's helped the girl.
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Most guys would help a hot chick saw a person she just murdered into pieces, stuff them into trash bags and throw them in the river just because somewhere in their thick head they think that might entitle them to a promise of sex somewhere down the line. If all hot chicks realized this, the world would be chaos.
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Thank god most hot chicks are dumb as hell.
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(felis madjewicus)
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First I'd help her steal it, then I'd rape her in the forest...
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I would just watch and do nothing.
Then I would wait around for the owner to return and tell him "Nigga stole your bike!" |
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If that was a tibetan bike in an iranian prison, we'd say she was liberating it.
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This is how fuckedup the world is.
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No one would make a citizen's arrest?
Interesting. Indeed.
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So Fucking Banned
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cut her hand
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there's no $$$ in porn
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