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vittle · 10-05-2010, 04:22 AM

My first search: naked girls

Waited about 3 minutes for a pic of a fat girl to download

Sarah_Jayne · 10-05-2010, 04:28 AM

God bless the many like you that helped to pay the bills of many of us.

I honestly can't remember but I can remember the first time I saw the 'web' vs the BBS world or newsgroups. I think I might have looked up something about Rocky Horror because if would gel with the person that showed me a web page for the first time.

Jdoughs · 10-05-2010, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vittle

My first search: naked girls

Waited about 3 minutes for a pic of a fat girl to download

I think mine was 'xxx' and my wife was beside me. Was around 2001 I think.

calvinawe · 10-05-2010, 04:29 AM

it was "prodigy". i was about 12 and i loved their music

oh and i used altavista search. and my dad was around, so that's why it was not 'sex" ahah

Emil · 10-05-2010, 04:54 AM

My was "chat".

Sarah_Jayne · 10-05-2010, 04:55 AM

lol..you can tell the age gap. When you said you searched Prodigy I was thinking the old pre-web internet service that around along with Compuserve.

Chosen · 10-05-2010, 04:55 AM

I don't remember...

calvinawe · 10-05-2010, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

lol..you can tell the age gap. When you said you searched Prodigy I was thinking the old pre-web internet service that around along with Compuserve.

well, i got to admit i have SEEN a bbs once ;)

CaptainHowdy · 10-05-2010, 05:42 AM

Something related to videogames if I don't recall correctly...

Sarah_Jayne · 10-05-2010, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by calvinawe

well, i got to admit i have SEEN a bbs once ;)

Whipper snapper......

seeandsee · 10-05-2010, 05:53 AM

i cant really tell

danevans · 10-05-2010, 06:32 AM

can't remember, but I remember I preferred altavista over yahoo back then

calvinawe · 10-05-2010, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Whipper snapper......

sry

yume-hostplex · 10-05-2010, 07:33 AM

mine was chat too :D

Scott McD · 10-05-2010, 07:42 AM

Hmmm, no idea. My guess would be something boob related though...

ottopottomouse · 10-05-2010, 07:51 AM

So long ago I have no idea.

_Richard_ · 10-05-2010, 07:57 AM

celeb nude pics

lol

ShellyCrash · 10-05-2010, 07:57 AM

My first search : Three Amigos
Connected by : Prodigy (the isp / not the band)
Year: Thinking 88 or 89?
I don't remember the engine, I think I might have just been searching their message boards. Everything was delivered in sweet amber and black goodness.

The first search engine I remember using was Gopher, which evolved to Alta Vista and Lycos, and then eventually Google.

Matyko · 10-05-2010, 08:16 AM

'brasilian fart porn'

Kenny B! · 10-05-2010, 08:17 AM

I think it was something like naked girls montreal and carolcox.com came up first.

greg80 · 10-05-2010, 08:19 AM

don't know, but used altavista

Randy West · 10-05-2010, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by greg80

don't know, but used altavista

I did too. Altavista was the shit back in the day. I think I remember something about them back in the late 90's that they let their domain drop or some shit and some schmuck picked it up and sold it back to them for like 20 million or something. This was before cybers quatting laws and what not.

Randy West · 10-05-2010, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Randy West

I did too. Altavista was the shit back in the day. I think I remember something about them back in the late 90's that they let their domain drop or some shit and some schmuck picked it up and sold it back to them for like 20 million or something. This was before cybers quatting laws and what not.

Ahh I found it:

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domain_name

Quote:

Resale of domain names

The business of resale of previously registered domain names is known as the domain aftermarket. Various factors influence the perceived value or market value of a domain name.

As of 2004, according to Guinness World Records and MSNBC, the most expensive domain name sales on record were:[10]

* Business.com for $7.5 million in December 1999
* AsSeenOnTv.com for $5.1 million in January 2000
* Altavista.com for $3.3 million in August 1998
* Wine.com for $2.9 million in September 1999
* CreditCards.com for $2.75 million in July 2004
* Autos.com for $2.2 million in December 1999

Sorry it wasn't 20 million but 3.3 isn't bad for a fast snag from a dumbass company

mdf · 10-05-2010, 08:27 AM

I really couldn't tell anymore. I think it was something like "sex" or so LOL

mn · 10-05-2010, 08:28 AM

"The Subtle Art of Trolling"

Tom_PM · 10-05-2010, 08:36 AM

I dont remember my exact first search, but I do remember searching for "adult xxx porn" on hotbox and finding nothing but ads and circle jerks of ad pages. I couldnt find any fully nude pics for free, not even one. So of course, I joined a paysite.

cjhmdm · 10-05-2010, 08:39 AM

eeprom..

One of my first projects was "downsizing" a commodore 64 into a 6x3 inch plastic box.

BaldBastard · 10-05-2010, 08:45 AM

Most likley " Porn "
To bad for most people these days its " FREE Full length HD streaming Tube sites "

Martin · 10-05-2010, 10:11 AM

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

CamJack · 10-05-2010, 10:14 AM

dolly parton nude
elvira nude
nude celebrities

bns666 · 10-05-2010, 10:24 AM

"bondage" in Yahoo early 1995.

Tom_PM · 10-05-2010, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA

dolly parton nude
elvira nude
nude celebrities

I came across nude elvira pics long ago before she was elvira. Pretty hot redhead as I recall.

ShellyCrash · 10-06-2010, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

I came across nude elvira pics long ago before she was elvira. Pretty hot redhead as I recall.

Elvira's Ginger Bush for you my friends:

CaptainHowdy · 10-06-2010, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Bring back hairy pussy!

quiet · 10-06-2010, 06:27 AM

first search on the newsgroups pre-web was along the lines of dirty stories. when netscape 1.0 finally arrived, i used wwworm to seach for some Genetics stuff for one of my uni classes.

J. Falcon · 10-06-2010, 07:06 AM

First thing I ever typed into my web browser was porn.com.... it was bank in 2001 I believe. I got a huge ass banner farm.

geirlur · 10-06-2010, 07:39 AM

I think it was "Jenny McCarthy nude".. in webcrawler.com

scarlettcontent · 10-06-2010, 07:50 AM

that would have been in 1994 first search would have been genealogy extreme slow at 28k board

adsl made things much better about 1999

I cant remember what life was like before the INTERNET, except the old BBS on the comadore

ShellyCrash · 10-06-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Bring back hairy pussy!

More and more people are asking for it. I see it on Swurve, in user names and on profiles. It's a good time to start knocking out some natural bush content.

closer · 10-06-2010, 09:40 AM

I only know I used Altavista and Lycos back then (early 90's)

wild johnny · 10-06-2010, 09:49 AM

I think it was "chat".

And that led to porn, all was down hill after that... laughing!!

bolsex · 10-06-2010, 10:54 AM

Oh I dont remember, but I know I used Altavista

vittle · 10-07-2010, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoGUERILLA

dolly parton nude
elvira nude
nude celebrities

lol...I love it. I wonder if there are any pics of those boobs online. Come to think of it, she is the first woman I noticed with big fake boobs.

Spunky · 10-07-2010, 07:16 PM

I can't remember what I had for dinner let alone what I searched for 12 years ago

Jason Voorhees · 10-07-2010, 08:26 PM

I typed "porn.com" into cmd.exe at a school library computer, saw some text come up, freaked out and left.

SomeCreep · 10-07-2010, 09:35 PM

I think it was either "naked" or "tits." Used a friend's computer, circa 1995.

V_RocKs · 10-07-2010, 09:51 PM

Probably PERL or something to do with it. Took me perhaps a few days to start looking for porn.

georgeyw · 10-07-2010, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vittle

My first search: naked girls

Waited about 3 minutes for a pic of a fat girl to download

'Jenny McCarthy Playboy'

Was watching a show and they mentioned she was in Playboy..........

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-07-2010, 10:34 PM

pretty sure one of my first was "porn"

i remember going to the public library with friends, downloading a bunch of pictures to a 3 1/2" floppy when none of us actually had internets, then selling copies of the disks at school.

.

I was mad hustling porn when I was like 13. Mags, disks, tapes, you name it. Me and a buddy where the town porn kings back in the day. If you could save up $20, we could hook you up. Then we branched out into hustling xmas chocolates door to door and got busted...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-07-2010, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

'Jenny McCarthy Playboy'

Was watching a show and they mentioned she was in Playboy..........

Jenny McCarthy disks fetched good monies. So did Pam Anderson..

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