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Litzer · 10-07-2010, 11:55 AM

Ive been thinking about getting a pet lately and I am interested in something exotic. Ive thought about getting a lynx - cat (like Zuzana has) , a bangle cat, flying squirrels, snakes, and a wallaroo.

Any better ideas? What should I get?

edit: I am currently in a condo.

Helix · 10-07-2010, 11:59 AM

you live in a condo....get a goldfish. Pets need room to roam.

_Richard_ · 10-07-2010, 12:01 PM

remember, to use mini-pig effectively, the user must be SINGLE to truly benefit from this pet

FG_Travis · 10-07-2010, 12:01 PM

Hamster...?

Litzer · 10-07-2010, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

remember, to use mini-pig effectively, the user must be SINGLE to truly benefit from this pet

Pretty cute. I'll have to research how big they actually get.

Cyber Fucker · 10-07-2010, 12:23 PM

Go with tiger.

Grapesoda · 10-07-2010, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litzer

Ive been thinking about getting a pet lately and I am interested in something exotic. Ive thought about getting a lynx - cat (like Zuzana has) , a bangle cat, flying squirrels, snakes, and a wallaroo.

Any better ideas? What should I get?

edit: I am currently in a condo.

ebola????

mchacal · 10-07-2010, 12:25 PM

Get a snake and shot girls with the snake on them, that's sexy

Wizzo · 10-07-2010, 12:28 PM

Be like the celebs and get 3rd world baby...

PornMD · 10-07-2010, 12:31 PM

Go with an untamed tiger so we don't get any more of these lame posts.

DBS.US · 10-07-2010, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Litzer

Pretty cute. I'll have to research how big they actually get.

Save your money,
http://www.Mini-Pig-Farm.com

MovieMaster · 10-07-2010, 12:38 PM

Parrot....

pornguy · 10-07-2010, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MovieMaster

Parrot....

Better think that one over real hard. they bite they shit where they want they are destructive and can scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt.

I have one.

OMG Jim · 10-07-2010, 12:52 PM

If your looking for something exotic that you can realistically keep in a condo then I think that a pair of ferrets might work. Probably the closest thing to a domesticated pet.

Worked with a guy that had a pair for a couple of years and they got along with his doberman too!

You could even bring one to the Player's Ball

_

cwd · 10-07-2010, 12:52 PM

giant turtle...you never need to take him for a walk and nail a piece of wood to its back and it doubles as a table

MovieMaster · 10-07-2010, 12:54 PM

What kind ya got porn guy?

harvey · 10-07-2010, 12:57 PM

this one:

zentz · 10-07-2010, 12:58 PM

get a fat fucking pig, something that looks like Chris Mallick

Vendzilla · 10-07-2010, 01:01 PM

I've had some interesting creatures over the years, I had a military macaw that I got from a bar that closed down, it would say Here kitty kitty and if you offered it a cracker, it would tell you to fuck off.
I had 5 Red-bellied piranha, the tank was hard to keep clean and everyone showed up with animals to feed them just to watch.
Best pet so far has been a French Mastiff, but you can't have that unless you have a couple acres for them to run

DBS.US · 10-07-2010, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Better think that one over real hard. they bite they shit where they want they are destructive and can scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt.

I have one.

Yes, very very true,,,,,
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deanberkeley · 10-07-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

Yes, very very true,,,,,
They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-

Still understated, even by the off chance you get one that doesn't scream, he is going to do something loud to annoy the shit out of you. I had an Amazon that I kept in a condo, couldn't keep it for long as it decided that to get attention it would just yell out "HELP!" it sounded like an old lady crying for attention.

While I could do my best to get around it, everyone that came over thought it was hilarious and encouraged it. It got louder and louder doing that until finally you could hear it in the parking garage and in the other buildings around me. I had to get rid of him before someone called the fire department thinking some old lady had fallen down.

Exotic pets are usually exotic for a reason, they are hard to keep. Get a regular cat, hell even a pure bred that looks exotic and you will be much happier for it.

My cat:

Litzer · 10-07-2010, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Go with an untamed tiger so we don't get any more of these lame posts.

Guess I will start making posts about super mario and video games...

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I've had some interesting creatures over the years, I had a military macaw that I got from a bar that closed down, it would say Here kitty kitty and if you offered it a cracker, it would tell you to fuck off.
I had 5 Red-bellied piranha, the tank was hard to keep clean and everyone showed up with animals to feed them just to watch.
Best pet so far has been a French Mastiff, but you can't have that unless you have a couple acres for them to run

Can you buy piranhas in the US?

fatfoo · 10-07-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

If your looking for something exotic that you can realistically keep in a condo then I think that a pair of ferrets might work. Probably the closest thing to a domesticated pet.

Worked with a guy that had a pair for a couple of years and they got along with his doberman too!

You could even bring one to the Player's Ball

_

Yes. Those are nice ones.

Vendzilla · 10-07-2010, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Litzer

Can you buy piranhas in the US?

Not legally, they were given to me and I wasn't going to kill them. Later gave them to someone else when my GF had a fit about my pets

Litzer · 10-07-2010, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Yes. Those are nice ones.

All I ever hear is how dirty / stinky ferrets are.

amateurbfs · 10-07-2010, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Not legally, they were given to me and I wasn't going to kill them. Later gave them to someone else when my GF had a fit about my pets

Maybe in Gayifornia or some other queer state, but I've owned and seen plenty of red bellied piranhas for sale, they're common as shit in the Midwest. They love raw venison and hot dogs

but generally are kind of boring fish.

The Heron · 10-07-2010, 04:27 PM

get a midget!

georgeyw · 10-07-2010, 04:31 PM

Domain Broker · 10-07-2010, 04:33 PM

http://www.prehistoricpets.com/brows...-python-morphs

justinsain · 10-07-2010, 04:46 PM

Get a Panther Chameleon.

They need specialized care but are very cool and look awesome in a nice enclosure.

http://www.screameleons.com/

candyflip · 10-07-2010, 05:01 PM

I had ferrets and would never let one in my house again. The stink and when you let them out, they'll shit in any corner spot they are close to.

We have hedgehogs at the moment. My girl is a licensed breeder. At one point we had about 30 of them. But I think at last count, we're down to about 6 until spring.

Hedgehogs are awesome, inexpensive and easy to care for.

MovieMaster · 10-07-2010, 05:04 PM

dont try and be like richard gere and shove that lil fucker in your ass

tabasco · 10-07-2010, 05:05 PM

How about a Komodo Dragon. Bit expensive though... they like to eat pigs!

BIGTYMER · 10-07-2010, 05:09 PM

Get a Pacu. I have a few. Smartest fish you'll ever own. Just don't play with it... or you'll lose your finger.

pornmasta · 10-07-2010, 05:49 PM

A chimp ...

but try to keep your nose....

Vendzilla · 10-07-2010, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs

Maybe in Gayifornia or some other queer state, but I've owned and seen plenty of red bellied piranhas for sale, they're common as shit in the Midwest. They love raw venison and hot dogs

but generally are kind of boring fish.

Midwest? You mean where Animal Husbandry has a completely different meaning?

It's illegal in California because they can live in the Aqua-duct.

Boring? I think that came out of your lack of imagination, we gave them live food.

captain.g · 10-07-2010, 06:47 PM

I recommend a cat for a condo. I have a cocktail, lab and some cichlids now. I have had rodents, parrot (till my roommate shot it and fed it to my African rock python) cats, dogs and various rodents and rabbits. Even if you de-sent ferrets they stink like hell. I dont really recomend any of my past "exotics" they all have drawbacks.

If you really want an exotic get an African Savannah cat. They look great and are cool cats. Plus women are not scared of them like they will be for most other exotics.
African Serval Cat

HomerSimpson · 10-07-2010, 06:50 PM

get a whore
or a pig
or a rat

Zuzana Designs · 10-07-2010, 06:59 PM

Get an exotic cat. A desert link/bobcat hybrid is very intelligent and obedient like a dog. Savannah's and bengals are a great breed too. Just be sure to meet the breeder prior to getting any exotic cat. Some breeder sell in bulk and the cats don’t get very much human contact besides just a feeding a day and maybe an hour with the owner. These cats sometimes become timid and shy. Look for a smaller cattery that spends lots of time with the cats so they are use to being around people. I need to get some new pics when I get time of all my animals. Here is Einstein Bobby Cat from a couple months ago. He has grown a ton since these pics.

AzteK · 10-07-2010, 07:03 PM

BENGAL CATS

pornmasta · 10-07-2010, 07:05 PM

you cut his tail ?

***

And why not :

http://tsmo.pp.fi/kuvat/Hippopotamus.jpg

an hippopotamus.

or a deer

and be the middleman ;)

DBS.US · 10-07-2010, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Domain Broker

http://www.PrehistoricPets.com/brows...-python-morphs

Great pet store, been there many times.

Zuzana Designs · 10-07-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

you cut his tail ?

***

And why not :

http://tsmo.pp.fi/kuvat/Hippopotamus.jpg

an hippopotamus.

or a deer

and be the middleman ;)

Bobcats have bobbed tails

They are born that way.

pornmasta · 10-07-2010, 07:20 PM

ok now i know the difference between a great wildcat and a bobcat

Jason Voorhees · 10-07-2010, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs

Maybe in Gayifornia or some other queer state, but I've owned and seen plenty of red bellied piranhas for sale, they're common as shit in the Midwest. They love raw venison and hot dogs

but generally are kind of boring fish.

Yup, local bar here in my area is named Piranha Johns and has a huge fish tank with about 6 piranha's in it.

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Litzer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 480	What exotic pet should I get? Ive been thinking about getting a pet lately and I am interested in something exotic. Ive thought about getting a lynx - cat (like Zuzana has) , a bangle cat, flying squirrels, snakes, and a wallaroo. Any better ideas? What should I get? edit: I am currently in a condo.

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Zuzana Designs All Your Design Needs Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: [email protected] Posts: 20,823	Get an exotic cat. A desert link/bobcat hybrid is very intelligent and obedient like a dog. Savannah's and bengals are a great breed too. Just be sure to meet the breeder prior to getting any exotic cat. Some breeder sell in bulk and the cats don’t get very much human contact besides just a feeding a day and maybe an hour with the owner. These cats sometimes become timid and shy. Look for a smaller cattery that spends lots of time with the cats so they are use to being around people. I need to get some new pics when I get time of all my animals. Here is Einstein Bobby Cat from a couple months ago. He has grown a ton since these pics. __________________ Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work Need a SFW landing page or tour for age verification? Last edited by Zuzana Designs; 10-07-2010 at 07:02 PM..

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pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,165	you cut his tail ? *** And why not : http://tsmo.pp.fi/kuvat/Hippopotamus.jpg an hippopotamus. or a deer and be the middleman ;)

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pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,165	ok now i know the difference between a great wildcat and a bobcat