Man Confesses To Having Sex with 1,000+ Cars - GoFuckYourself.com

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-20-2011, 03:40 AM

Not in...with!

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Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

Who knew?

Any other car lovers out there? Do tell...

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djroof · 05-20-2011, 03:41 AM

this world sucks!

Seth Manson · 05-20-2011, 03:42 AM

Didnt Headless have sex with a car?

alias · 05-20-2011, 03:43 AM

Love the Herbie shirt, it's so perfect.

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-20-2011, 03:54 AM

New Niche?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-20-2011, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Didn't Headless have sex with a car?

I dunno...is this Headless?:

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ottopottomouse · 05-20-2011, 04:28 AM

How violated would you feel if he raped your car?

L-Pink · 05-20-2011, 04:30 AM

That is a sweet little ride.

u-Bob · 05-20-2011, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I was waiting for someone to post that pic

Coup · 05-20-2011, 04:37 AM

Love Bug

amirite guys?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-20-2011, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

I was waiting for someone to post that pic

He's not alone...

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A drunk man was arrested after police caught him having sex with a car.

The violated vehicle was a Toyota 4X4 which had been parked on a quiet street in the US.

The intoxicated man appeared to find it irresistible and passers-by filmed the event on mobile phones as he dropped his trousers and attempted to have sex with the front of the car.

In the clip he seems to struggle to achieve his aim, though this is not known if this was a brewers droop problem or an issue with the grill.

Police were called as he had a one-on-one with the 4X4 and arrested him as he staggered away from his parking space conquest.

Spare a thought for the poor car owner who was undoubtedly told what had happened to his sexually abused vehicle upon his return.

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CurrentlySober · 05-20-2011, 05:21 AM

i cant afford a car...

Jensen · 05-20-2011, 05:40 AM

what the heck?

Spunky · 05-20-2011, 05:50 AM

Cars can be such whores at times

Bama · 05-20-2011, 08:05 AM

C'mon - with that easy to remove top and a big set of headlights, you know that Volkswagon was just asking for it!

elmy · 05-20-2011, 08:26 AM

sad news for civilization

romeo22 · 05-20-2011, 08:34 AM

1000 times Lmao..what a jerk

HookUPcom · 05-20-2011, 08:37 AM

Can't reproduce that way right?

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SZNY · 05-20-2011, 08:39 AM

lol a new niche :D

PornGreen · 05-20-2011, 08:40 AM

i wonder if that would show up on those vehicle history reports

Scott McD · 05-20-2011, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by PornGreen

i wonder if that would show up on those vehicle history reports

2 previous owners

67k miles

Been raped

piers30 · 05-20-2011, 08:47 AM

Is he planning a robot baby or perhaps AN ANDROID for a kid ?

RyuLion · 05-20-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Cars can be such whores at times

barcodes · 05-20-2011, 08:55 AM

It's called objectum sexuality

What a whore

On a serious note:
I think this chick was an Olympic archer and her career went to shit because she fell in love with her bow "Lance" and couldnt shoot it anymore or something.

Chosen · 05-20-2011, 08:56 AM

CaptainHowdy · 05-20-2011, 08:57 AM

A car can't say "no" ...

thickcash_amo · 05-20-2011, 09:46 AM

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-20-2011, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by PornGreen

i wonder if that would show up on those vehicle history reports

Check out this slutty chick in a thong:

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marlboroack · 05-20-2011, 11:22 AM

LOL, where do you think he blew the load?

cooldude7 · 05-20-2011, 11:26 AM

he is sick.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-20-2011, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack

LOL, where do you think he blew the load?

I'm guessing in the trunk or the tailpipe - nothing a little WD40 won't unstick (reportedly, it makes great lube too):

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Originally Posted by cooldude7

he is sick.

...and he's not alone:

Apparently some women are into this fetish as well:

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Anonymous_Producer · 05-20-2011, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I wonder if he did The Freakin' Nasty with my old 1973 Opel GT...lol

adultzone · 05-20-2011, 05:55 PM

That is bullshit.

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-20-2011, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by adultzone

That is bullshit.

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papill0n · 05-20-2011, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I'm guessing in the trunk or the tailpipe - nothing a little WD40 won't unstick (reportedly, it makes great lube too):

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that car does look pretty tasty

rock-reed · 05-20-2011, 11:00 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-20-2011, 11:31 PM

It's an epidemic...

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adultchatpay · 05-21-2011, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I dunno...is this Headless?:

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MAn, with all the grease and carbon shits in there! He needs to give that a blowjob too.

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