I feel like a postwhore tonight - GoFuckYourself.com

Dildozer · 01-13-2003, 01:53 AM

anyone else feeling postwhorey?

Rocky · 01-13-2003, 01:56 AM

no

i just feel like a dirty slut

postwhorey would be one step up for me and i don't have that kind of confidence tonight

pr0 · 01-13-2003, 01:57 AM

Hustlin Entertainment · 01-13-2003, 01:57 AM

imagine that.....

Dildozer · 01-13-2003, 01:58 AM

at least i don't bump old obsolete threads and piss people off

not yet anyways

Murphy · 01-13-2003, 02:02 AM

knock yourself out

Dildozer · 01-13-2003, 02:03 AM

usually it's the trolls jobs to do that

have i ever told you guys about my days as a vacuum cleaner salesman?

sternyduke · 01-13-2003, 02:04 AM

you are the man...

Dildozer · 01-13-2003, 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by sternyduke
http://www.24a69.com

hahahahahahaha
html code is still off

Rocky · 01-13-2003, 02:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer

have i ever told you guys about my days as a vacuum cleaner salesman?

that job must have sucked

Dildozer · 01-13-2003, 02:09 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky

that job must have sucked

hahaha

actually i loved it

you get to meet such weird people
it was a great experience for a 20 yrs old

Rocky · 01-13-2003, 02:14 AM

sorry, i couldn't resist the bad joke

but door-to-door sales is a trip

i used to sell for Fuller Brush when i was about your age or younger

nothing like a few doors slamming in your face to give you perspective in life

but i used to have a smoke after every sale...kind of felt like hot sex on a cold night

Dildozer · 01-13-2003, 02:20 AM

actually i had leads from telemarketers so the prospects where waiting for me, looking forward to kick my ass.

One time there was this lady that lived in low income residence for welfarians (i didn't know it was for people on welfare, it looked so nice)

Anyway we had to use the vacuum on the prospect's bed to pick up the dead skin (old people wherwe the worst, tons of dead skin in there, like a precursor to the inevitable) and i told her something like this:

Me: I bet you sleep on that side of the bed
Her: how did you know?
Me: 9/10 women sleep on the side closest to the door
Her: how come?
Me: Bathroom or security (heard that from another salesman)

The the old bitch said she didn't need to use the bathroom, lifted her dress and showed me her colostomy bag

fuck i wanted to puke right there

anyway i never made the sale cuz in the end turns out she was on welfare (the damn thing cost $2k)

Rocky · 01-13-2003, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
actually i had leads from telemarketers so the prospects where waiting for me, looking forward to kick my ass.

One time there was this lady that lived in low income residence for welfarians (i didn't know it was for people on welfare, it looked so nice)

Anyway we had to use the vacuum on the prospect's bed to pick up the dead skin (old people wherwe the worst, tons of dead skin in there, like a precursor to the inevitable) and i told her something like this:

Me: I bet you sleep on that side of the bed
Her: how did you know?
Me: 9/10 women sleep on the side closest to the door
Her: how come?
Me: Bathroom or security (heard that from another salesman)

The the old bitch said she didn't need to use the bathroom, lifted her dress and showed me her colostomy bag

fuck i wanted to puke right there

anyway i never made the sale cuz in the end turns out she was on welfare (the damn thing cost $2k)

i'm not sure if i should

or

Dildozer · 01-13-2003, 02:24 AM

Rocky

you sold vacuums you gotta have a few funny anectdotes as well i'm sure

oNe ToN oF mAyo · 01-13-2003, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by Dildozer

hahahahahahaha
html code is still off

fuck you DILDOZER stay the fuck off my forum you dickass! RET will ban yr ass from hell to back!!!

Dildozer · 01-13-2003, 02:27 AM

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Originally posted by oNe ToN oF mAyo

fuck you DILDOZER stay the fuck off my forum you dickass! RET will ban yr ass from hell to back!!!

hahahaha
this is becoming a classic

Rocky · 01-13-2003, 02:27 AM

i've sold a lot of things in my life:

buds
household items
televisions
stereos
cameras
refinishing supplies
phones
sex
contemporary art

but i've never sold vacuums

Dildozer · 01-13-2003, 02:45 AM

ah

still, it makes you hate customers more than anything
god i hate them with a passion

sternyduke · 01-13-2003, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by Dildozer

hahahahahahaha
html code is still off

fixed

man that shit was a classic...

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Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	actually i had leads from telemarketers so the prospects where waiting for me, looking forward to kick my ass. One time there was this lady that lived in low income residence for welfarians (i didn't know it was for people on welfare, it looked so nice) Anyway we had to use the vacuum on the prospect's bed to pick up the dead skin (old people wherwe the worst, tons of dead skin in there, like a precursor to the inevitable) and i told her something like this: Me: I bet you sleep on that side of the bed Her: how did you know? Me: 9/10 women sleep on the side closest to the door Her: how come? Me: Bathroom or security (heard that from another salesman) The the old bitch said she didn't need to use the bathroom, lifted her dress and showed me her colostomy bag fuck i wanted to puke right there anyway i never made the sale cuz in the end turns out she was on welfare (the damn thing cost $2k) __________________ Spam link here

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Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	i've sold a lot of things in my life: buds household items televisions stereos cameras refinishing supplies phones sex contemporary art but i've never sold vacuums __________________ Are you down with Sin?

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