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![]() I didn't know there was such a thing. Imagine waking up with one of these fuckers finding its way into your bedroom!!
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Hmm
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I bet it tastes good.
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Whats the name?
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Is it some sort of crab?
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Sorry but I'm not that gullible.
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Is that a god damn oversized tick? or a crab? :P
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#7 |
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Coconut Crab
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wow thats a monster crab, these things CRACK COCONUTS!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab "The coconut crab, Birgus latro, is the largest land-living arthropod in the world, and is probably at the upper limit of how big terrestrial animals with exoskeletons can become."
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probably fake
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fucking scary!!!!
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I have one of those as a pet, his name is Herman.
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It's a King Crab?
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where would you find them wandering around?
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Wow, that's huge, never seen one of those
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Let's do some business!
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Why would it be fake? There is quite a bit of information about these critters available.
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horrible thing
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That creature is alive, amazing. I recall a cartoon where Homer Simpson cooked and ate a pet lobster.
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OMG! those things are horrifying. Imagine opening your front door to get the paper in the morning and seeing one of those there greeting you....I'd make my wife step on it
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fuckn monsters. I`ll sleep with my shotgun if I see them in my yard
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Pretty scary.
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fake pics. fake wikipedia.
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remote control? ![]() ![]() kidding, I didnt find any videos with ones as big as they are in the pictures |
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The pics are presented to make these things look like monsters but they aren't that huge. Saw an episode of No Reservations where bourdain ate some. Said it was delicious, that the meat itself has a light coconut flavor since that's what the crab's diet pretty much soley consists of. I'm a huge seafood fan and woukd love to try some one day.
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Cuties
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Scary lol...
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Why do I suddenly have this song stuck in my head?
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wow wtf is that
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So Fucking Banananananas
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going to take one big pot to boil one of those fuckers! not to mention a whole container of old bay!
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Fucking things creep me out.
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Damn! I have to go on vacation to one of those pacific ocean islands to have a taste of that. I could have a whole meal with one single pincer
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Crab meat is tasty
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Tap into MOBILE!
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They should cook dat shit
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I'd eat it...
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Reach for those stars!
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Yum! No more fishing for lobster when it walks up to your back door
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Shit, that was one ugly crab! Poor thing....
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lol i didnt know whether they were new york bed bugs or starship trooper giant arachnids.
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This thread is insane.
......how many people seem to be brand new to the internet
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![]() Btw his pet lobster's name was Pinchy.
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scary but i still eat it
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there's no $$$ in porn
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