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Old 11-10-2010, 07:40 AM   #1
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:stop This is seriously fucked up!! [PICS]

I didn't know there was such a thing. Imagine waking up with one of these fuckers finding its way into your bedroom!!














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Old 11-10-2010, 07:44 AM   #2
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:44 AM   #3
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:44 AM   #4
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Is it some sort of crab?
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:44 AM   #5
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Sorry but I'm not that gullible.
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:45 AM   #6
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Is that a god damn oversized tick? or a crab? :P
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:45 AM   #7
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:46 AM   #8
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Sorry but I'm not that gullible.
Not gullible enough to believe in crabs? Do you believe in fish?
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:50 AM   #9
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wow thats a monster crab, these things CRACK COCONUTS!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab
"The coconut crab, Birgus latro, is the largest land-living arthropod in the world, and is probably at the upper limit of how big terrestrial animals with exoskeletons can become."
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:51 AM   #10
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:52 AM   #11
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:55 AM   #12
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I have one of those as a pet, his name is Herman.
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:16 AM   #13
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It's a King Crab?
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:20 AM   #14
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where would you find them wandering around?
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:20 AM   #15
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Wow, that's huge, never seen one of those
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:24 AM   #16
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probably fake
Why would it be fake? There is quite a bit of information about these critters available.
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:31 AM   #18
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:15 AM   #19
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That creature is alive, amazing. I recall a cartoon where Homer Simpson cooked and ate a pet lobster.
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OMG! those things are horrifying. Imagine opening your front door to get the paper in the morning and seeing one of those there greeting you....I'd make my wife step on it
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:23 AM   #21
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fuckn monsters. I`ll sleep with my shotgun if I see them in my yard
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:36 AM   #24
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fake pics. fake wikipedia.
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Old 11-10-2010, 09:38 AM   #25
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fake pics. fake wikipedia.

remote control?

kidding, I didnt find any videos with ones as big as they are in the pictures

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Old 11-10-2010, 09:51 AM   #26
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The pics are presented to make these things look like monsters but they aren't that huge. Saw an episode of No Reservations where bourdain ate some. Said it was delicious, that the meat itself has a light coconut flavor since that's what the crab's diet pretty much soley consists of. I'm a huge seafood fan and woukd love to try some one day.
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The pics are presented to make these things look like monsters but they aren't that huge. Saw an episode of No Reservations where bourdain ate some. Said it was delicious, that the meat itself has a light coconut flavor since that's what the crab's diet pretty much soley consists of. I'm a huge seafood fan and woukd love to try some one day.
Tastes like chicken.
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OMG! those things are horrifying. Imagine opening your front door to get the paper in the morning and seeing one of those there greeting you....I'd make my wife step on it
make her cook it when she's done
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kidding, I didnt find any videos with ones as big as they are in the pictures
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Damn! I have to go on vacation to one of those pacific ocean islands to have a taste of that. I could have a whole meal with one single pincer
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make her cook it when she's done
LOL no thank you, I try my best to not eat anything that looks like it could have eaten me
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Shit, that was one ugly crab! Poor thing....
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That creature is alive, amazing. I recall a cartoon where Homer Simpson cooked and ate a pet lobster.


Btw his pet lobster's name was Pinchy.
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