Guy With NO BRAIN (Literally) Gets Busted For Trying To Buy Police Pussy for $80. *PICS* - GoFuckYourself.com

Ethersync · 11-23-2010, 06:38 AM

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Cops have a way with language. So when Miami police arrested the man whose extremely bizarre booking photo made him the star of Mugshots Friday, who was trying to purchase "street slang for vaginal" for $80 from an undercover detective, they didn't hesitate when filling out the "unique physical features" box of the police report.

Click on the report to enlarge. We're redacting the name, published elsewhere, until we get a hold of the guy.

Yes, that says: "Half a Head".

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...ice_report.php

Randy West · 11-23-2010, 06:43 AM

bronco67 · 11-23-2010, 06:52 AM

Godammit. Let the man buy some pussy please.

Caligari · 11-23-2010, 06:53 AM

whoa...how is the brain positioned, is it concave to fit the cranium?

Does he have a cranium or is that just soft tissue on the top?

Spunky · 11-23-2010, 06:58 AM

Wow,you don't see that too often

Darkhorse · 11-23-2010, 07:02 AM

lol thats funny yet sad for him i guess....

CaptainHowdy · 11-23-2010, 07:02 AM

11-23-2010, 07:08 AM

how is that possible?!

Steve Awesome · 11-23-2010, 07:16 AM

I'm not saying anything until I see his SATs.

Ethersync · 11-23-2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Godammit. Let the man buy some pussy please.

SmokeyTheBear · 11-23-2010, 09:04 AM

If you are missing half your brain , it might be a good legal defense. Either way , its a shame we can't just allow some people some slack, if anyone deserves to legally buy some puntang , its this guy.

dyna mo · 11-23-2010, 09:08 AM

HomerSimpson · 11-23-2010, 09:30 AM

Slutboat · 11-23-2010, 09:45 AM

thats the GFY user known as the Demon

CaptainWolfy · 11-23-2010, 09:47 AM

he is really one of a kind!

96ukssob · 11-23-2010, 09:51 AM

damn

poor dude just needed to get laid. ive seen this before, can't remember what the disease is called but a good portion of your brain dies and needs to be taken out; with that your skull collapses. there are implants you can have put in to make it look normal.

for this guy, if i was his attorney i would play the "he obviously doesnt know what hes doing" card

ottopottomouse · 11-23-2010, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync

It's just streamlined so he can run faster.

Pandemos · 11-23-2010, 10:45 AM

Every haircut's a bowl cut for that guy.

xNetworx · 11-23-2010, 11:13 AM

He is not a bad looking guy aside from missing the top of his head. All i can say is W..T...F

Jon Oso · 11-23-2010, 11:15 AM

that guy looks very similar to my cousin Jason... aside from the missing head thing.

fatfoo · 11-23-2010, 12:00 PM

They thought this guy had half a brain. That's quite interesting.

Agent 488 · 11-23-2010, 12:02 PM

snopes says fake.

ilnjscb · 11-23-2010, 12:07 PM

ok that is nightmare material

Scott McD · 11-23-2010, 12:09 PM

Martin · 11-23-2010, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

MC900 foot Jesus rocks.

beerptrol · 11-23-2010, 12:29 PM

Ethersync · 11-23-2010, 12:30 PM

More mugshots from Miami. All arrested around the same time "Half Head" was.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/ripti...nted_heads.php

dyna mo · 11-23-2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin

MC900 foot Jesus rocks.

yup. i even named my cat after him- mc900 foot kitty.

but mc900 foot kitty died several years ago. :-(

MattO · 11-23-2010, 12:41 PM

Most people that I've met don't use the frontal portion of their brain anyways.

Davy · 11-23-2010, 01:16 PM

The guy only has half a brain. I imagine that he is mentally impaired in some major way.
He was just looking for pussy and sex - and they arrest him. What a bunch of asshole cops!

Veggetto · 11-23-2010, 02:08 PM

this is kinda f'd up lol.

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