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CPA37710T · 11-29-2010, 11:04 PM

This is kinda old... but just sharing for those who havent seen it

1. All women goes to bed with high heels on
2. All men are permanently hard and ready to go
3. All women are cumming in a min
4. If woman meets a wanking stranger, she wont be scared at all! She gonna convince him to fuck her
5. All women are happy smiling when gets facial
6. All women are usually fucking ugly middle age dudes
7. All women are moaning while giving head
8. All women are always cumming along with their partners
9. U dont have to beg a chick to give u BJ
10. All women are moaning in bed and make alot of noise
11. Ppl at 70th were not able to cum without crazy guitar solo at the background
12. ALL tits are real!
13. The usual and very pleasant procedure for a man is to take his semi-hard cock and slap girl's lips, chicks & tongue with it
14. All men always screaming "OH YEAH!' when cumming
15. If there s a two men, each of them gona leave red mark of his hend on the girl's ass. And she wont mind it!
16. Double penetration always makes a woman smiles
17. There are no asian men
18. If u meet a couple fucking outdoors, a man wont mind if u put ur dick into his GF mouth
19. U rewinding porno movie forward to reach hot scenes
20. If u wanna get a girl horny, just slap her ass while doggy fucking
21. Nurses are always giving head to the patients
22. All mean always take his dick out of pussy while fucking
23. When ur Gf seeing u taking ur dick out from her GF's pussy, she immediately starts to play with u both
24. Women never have headache... nor red days
25. This is very important for a man to tell a woman how to suck his dick, while she giving him BJ
26. Assholes are always clean!
27. Cumming on the girl's ass is always satisfies both sides
28. All women are always nice surprised when they opening men's pants and see the cock
29. Men NEVER ask for sex
30. While BJ all men are always holding one hand on the girl's head, another hand on his hip
31. All men has a big cock
32. All pussies are shaven
33. No woman minds to be picked up the highway and being fucked by two strangers in the truck
34. Any girl with pony-tails - is teen
35. The rest of them - are MILF
36. 19 y. o. virgin knows everything and into everything
37. When guy takes off his pants, no keys falling out his pockets
38. Lesbians are never busy at work
39. All women looks like supermodels
40. All women has a pretty GFs, who always come along and dont mind three- four - five- six- ...some

carzygirls · 11-29-2010, 11:08 PM

I can attest for ...

1, 5, 7, 9, 14, 18, 22, 26, 27, 28, 30

scubadiver626 · 11-29-2010, 11:21 PM

You almost have to feel sorry for young girls these days.

Teens getting asked to do the shit they see online is outta hand.

CPA37710T · 11-29-2010, 11:22 PM

LOL... xactly... at first it was as simple as just shave... today they have to take it in the back, and insert a whole variety of things that show up in porn lol

Toni · 11-29-2010, 11:45 PM

Nice list!

garce · 11-29-2010, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scubadiver626

You almost have to feel sorry for young girls these days.

Teens getting asked to do the shit they see online is outta hand.

But they seem to have no problem doing it. I wish I was 18 again.

Spunky · 11-29-2010, 11:55 PM

Doesn't everybody have at least 8"?

bhutocracy · 11-30-2010, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

But they seem to have no problem doing it. I wish I was 18 again.

I missed the free love of the 60's and 70's and the internet porn educated girls of the '00's.. We had the AIDs skeleton killing people on TV ads when I was a growing up though.. more than makes up for it right?

EthnicLover · 11-30-2010, 12:33 AM

So all women don't moan in bed?

Jon Oso · 11-30-2010, 12:41 AM

#37 made me laugh.

Still trying to figure out #19 so I'll be sure to report back if I laugh.

CPA37710T · 11-30-2010, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso

#37 made me laugh.

Still trying to figure out #19 so I'll be sure to report back if I laugh.

#19 U know back in the day people used VCR's so they had to fast forward the tape to see the sex scene... basically people fast forwarding the drama part on porn..

minimouse · 11-30-2010, 02:34 AM

All true.

loreen · 11-30-2010, 03:12 AM

Many of the facts are true tough

Paul Markham · 11-30-2010, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy

I missed the free love of the 60's and 70's and the internet porn educated girls of the '00's.. We had the AIDs skeleton killing people on TV ads when I was a growing up though.. more than makes up for it right?

Yep the 60s and 70s rocked.

Todays teenagers must be very disappointed with their first sexual experience. The girls when he sticks it up her ass without asking and cums in 3 minutes. The guys when she complains.

ottopottomouse · 11-30-2010, 05:40 AM

#21 is probably going to get me a black-eye.

thickcash_amo · 11-30-2010, 05:54 AM

My world is shattered to find out these aren't true

lol

nikki99 · 11-30-2010, 06:01 AM

good ones, no asians lol

BlackCrayon · 11-30-2010, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce

But they seem to have no problem doing it. I wish I was 18 again.

tell me about it..

adwank · 11-30-2010, 06:40 AM

Hahahaha thanks for sharing that list, it made me laugh!

fatfoo · 11-30-2010, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPA37710T

6. All women are usually fucking ugly middle age dudes

CPA37710T · 11-30-2010, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adwank

Hahahaha thanks for sharing that list, it made me laugh!

indeed it was great, i dont remember where i saw this list in the past. the 70's part was hilarious

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