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Old 09-22-2018, 02:24 PM   #1
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Trump Supporter sues samsung for $1.8m after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina

For fuck sakes!

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An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours.

Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress because of the whole ordeal.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wom...de-her-vagina/

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Old 09-22-2018, 02:34 PM   #2
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Grabbed her by the pussy!
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Old 09-22-2018, 02:39 PM   #3
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Strange - I haven't had the slightest problem inserting and retrieving both of my samsungs from my ass... Weird...
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Old 09-22-2018, 04:03 PM   #4
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Interesting info in the story:

Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning.

Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money.


Apparently stupidity does pay!
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Old 09-22-2018, 06:52 PM   #5
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Nothing in that article says anything about supporting Trump. Why did you title your thread with fake information?
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Old 09-22-2018, 07:07 PM   #6
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Interesting info in the story:

Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning.

Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money.


Apparently stupidity does pay!
My first thought is great now everytime I power up my S9 it will display a warning "for external use only!"

and what the hell did they do to her that cost over a million? I was in a hospital for 25 days and had 3 surgeries early on and my bill was only $100k. But then again that was a decade ago and I'm sure costs have gone up.
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Old 09-22-2018, 07:26 PM   #7
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C'mn Mark...not you too.
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Old 09-22-2018, 08:02 PM   #8
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Article makes no mention of Trump or Trump supporters.

Mark, are you even aware that this entire website is fake?

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

So, fake Trump news on top of actual fake news. Nice!

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Old 09-22-2018, 10:05 PM   #9
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the comments on that article are funny.

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OMG the pervert wants Samsung to pay her. She’s an idiot. The judge should just give her $20 and tell her to go buy a vibrator.
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Old 09-22-2018, 10:17 PM   #10
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Nothing in that article says anything about supporting Trump. Why did you title your thread with fake information?

It just seems to fit. Like her phone/


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C'mn Mark...not you too.
You love it.

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Article makes no mention of Trump or Trump supporters.

Mark, are you even aware that this entire website is fake?
No shit sherlock!

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So, fake Trump news on top of actual fake news. Nice!

Keep the entertainment coming
But I thought you loved fake news?
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Old 09-23-2018, 11:03 AM   #11
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Old 09-23-2018, 03:38 PM   #12
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I have something else that she can try to fit... Not paying any damages though!
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Old 09-24-2018, 12:44 PM   #13
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No mention of a trump.

How is this relevant to Trump in any way?
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maybe she was trying to warm up her phone
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Old 09-25-2018, 07:00 PM   #15
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maybe she was trying to warm up her phone
To extend the life of the battery ...
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Old 09-26-2018, 04:59 AM   #16
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While Mark Prince at first was a bit more reasonable than the other total lunatics one here, lately i see a slow descent in the disgusting bowls of the ignorant extremist anti Trump narrative instead of (what i expected because he seems intelligent) ultimately ascending above the bullshit into reality.

RIP Mark Prince... your mind wasn't strong enough to fend off the bullshit, it was resilient and it tried, but it was too weak and has collapsed under a big pile of it. Unfortunately another case of full blown TDS confirmed
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