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[Labret] 02-22-2003 08:59 PM

Tyson knocked that fuck out in 2 minutes
 
Its over. Make that 49 seconds, my bad.

CosmicKitten 02-22-2003 09:00 PM

good to hear his tattoo must be ok :1orglaugh

nocostporn 02-22-2003 09:01 PM

48 seconds LOL

vegasdude 02-22-2003 09:01 PM

for me to... hitting ground in like 5 seconds!

being a boxer myself I know how good he must feel after a fast knockout... almost better than sex!

bhutocracy 02-22-2003 09:01 PM

lame.. i fucking missed it.

Asthma 02-22-2003 09:03 PM

and he has a broken back

uno 02-22-2003 09:04 PM

he took a dive.

Lane 02-22-2003 09:04 PM

he needs to learn how to make it entertaining for the crowd and beat them slower, lol

Tipsy 02-22-2003 09:05 PM

I'm so glad I didn't pay $25 to watch that on cable.

Asthma 02-22-2003 09:05 PM

looks like he did take a dive

[Labret] 02-22-2003 09:06 PM

He keeps praising Allah that terrorist cocksucker.

Juicy D. Links 02-22-2003 09:07 PM

The best part is tyson talking now lollllllllllllllllllll

nocostporn 02-22-2003 09:08 PM

that wasn't a dive fella's..I've watched almost all the Tyson fights and I haven't seen him knock anybody out sharper than that...punch was solid

demented 02-22-2003 09:08 PM

Haha Tyson is fucking loony.. He's lost it big time.

galleryseek 02-22-2003 09:09 PM

any news links to it???

TheJimmy 02-22-2003 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
that wasn't a dive fella's..I've watched almost all the Tyson fights and I haven't seen him knock anybody out sharper than that...punch was solid
It was a seriously clean shot to the chin, no doubt about that.

Seeing the way the guy's leg's flop attested to that...

:thumbsup

Even though Mike is looney, he's at least sounding more clear about it in that he knows he's gotta get his shit together, as he quoted himself...

I give him

:thumbsup :thumbsup for that

pornjudge 02-22-2003 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Its over. Make that 49 seconds, my bad.
Saw it & looked very fixed...... Etienne is a pussy.....

Fletch XXX 02-22-2003 09:20 PM

<img src=http://www.rhino.com/new/images/tucker.jpg border="1">

You got knocked the fuck out.

playa 02-22-2003 09:25 PM

I don't buy that broken back story

SykkBoy 02-22-2003 10:08 PM

Gotta hate when the fuckng ring entrance takes longer than the fight........

pornjudge 02-22-2003 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
I don't buy that broken back story
That was funny, if he add a broken back he would not be boxing..... Maybe he should check is brain, maybe something is broken up there:)

AM Jeff 02-22-2003 10:14 PM

who pays?

I got it for free...

nocostporn 02-22-2003 10:15 PM

showtime comes with my comcast digital cable...The fight wasnt PPV

Evil Chris 02-22-2003 10:22 PM

I didn't even know the fight was today...
Boxing has become a joke anyway...

Switch to NHL hockey.... :thumbsup

nocostporn 02-22-2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris
I didn't even know the fight was today...
Boxing has become a joke anyway...

Switch to NHL hockey.... :thumbsup


why? 75% of people that watch hockey want to see a fight anyway :glugglug

[Labret] 02-22-2003 10:26 PM

http://www.ufc.tv/

Only thing that matters. 3-28, the return of Tank. Hopefully that homofest WWF hasnt made him soft.

boneprone 02-23-2003 12:29 AM

Who the the important fight?
The Tonya Harding Fight?

Thomas N 02-23-2003 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
http://www.ufc.tv/

Only thing that matters. 3-28, the return of Tank. Hopefully that homofest WWF hasnt made him soft.

Yep I'll definitely be tuning in to that. The ricco rodriguez fight should be pretty good.

It'll also be fun to watch Tank add yet another loss to his horrid UFC record. Something tells me his big "comeback" is going to last all of one fight.

notion 02-23-2003 01:07 AM

I thought Tyson came out a hell of a lot strong then he did against Lenix, he looked insane tonight.

Nima 02-23-2003 01:13 AM

that fight was BS. he just fell and stayed down when he wasnt hurt all that bad at all. he was in it for the money not to win

[Labret] 02-23-2003 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SwordFish


Yep I'll definitely be tuning in to that. The ricco rodriguez fight should be pretty good.

It'll also be fun to watch Tank add yet another loss to his horrid UFC record. Something tells me his big "comeback" is going to last all of one fight.

I like him just for the fact that he had no style, has no martial arts training (or didnt when he started). He did get his ass beat on occassion, but he did humiliate a few people who in theory should have been able to beat his ass. You train for 20 years only to get your ass beat by some big shaven head whacko like it was a bar fight. He was everyman. And he always talked shit, which I liked.

I like Tank, I hope he knocks someone the fuck out. After running like a pussy to pro wrestling, he better redeem himself. Or at least get his ass severely beat in the process. And he is going up against an undefeated Brazilian.



I am looking forward to the BJ Penn fight. He a little bad ass.

boneprone 02-23-2003 01:21 AM

Fuck it.
Tyson Should Quit Boxing and Do UFC.

It would bring some attention and needed $$ to a foodstamp sport and would be fucking crazy.

From day 1 Boxing critics have always said Tyson is no boxer and he's a brawler. To this day that proves true. IN his later years as a Brawler, top notch "Boxers" seem to have their way with him.

He knows this.. He knows his skills and footwork arent the same now days. But the boy also knows he's gunna and has to get paid. The $$ he gets is insane!

Now imagine the $$ he could bring to UFC if he decided to be another brawler there. Put him in with some chumps like tank abbot, hype it up, add some drama, give him some wins against chumps and then a huge payday against a legit UFC fighter.

He could do this for the next 10 years with the right management. He could bring attention and much needed $$ to this sport.

Its no secret that this Brooklin Brawler's days in boxing are nearly over.
He's still a bad ass mother fucker and he'd be awsome in UFC.
You see these so called street brawlers in UFC all the time hold there own there. He's in better shape and holds a better dicpline than most those guys. Dont put him up against the best.
Just chump em up. Get some wins and then go for the big payday and get out. It would be perfect.

In fact Tank Abbott is already starting up some hype talking trash!
Maybe this is already in the works?
Without gloves a Tyson Punch would literally KILL or Cripple a person like Abbott. If fat pieces of shit like abbot and street fighters alike can make a name for themselves in UFC Tyson would be perfect. Like I said, Tysons biggest complaint is that he's not a boxer, he's a brawler. ANd where do brawlers belong?

Bring it on!

Thomas N 02-23-2003 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


I like him just for the fact that he had no style, has no martial arts training (or didnt when he started). He did get his ass beat on occassion, but he did humiliate a few people who in theory should have been able to beat his ass. You train for 20 years only to get your ass beat by some big shaven head whacko like it was a bar fight. He was everyman. And he always talked shit, which I liked.

I like Tank, I hope he knocks someone the fuck out. After running like a pussy to pro wrestling, he better redeem himself. Or at least get his ass severely beat in the process. And he is going up against an undefeated Brazilian.



I am looking forward to the BJ Penn fight. He a little bad ass.

I agree! Some of the best knockouts ever were from Tank. Remember the guy that he hit so hard, he started having a seizure on the mat? Or maybe the guy that he knocked out cold up against the cage with his legs folded back behind him? I swear I seriously thought that guy was dead when I saw that KO, he looked totally fucked.

Tank is definitely a great KO guym he just loses too often too.

Hopefully this time he either fucks someone up really good, or gets fucked up good himself. Either way is cool! :Graucho

[Labret] 02-23-2003 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Fuck it.
Tyson Should Quit Boxing and Do UFC.

It would bring some attention and needed $$ to a foodstamp sport and would be fucking crazy.



That would be awesome.

boneprone 02-23-2003 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]


That would be awesome. [/B]
It just may happen.
The crossing of talent is bound to happen.

Ive had my ears on the walls and I hear it all the time, in fact Ive been asked to be a Comissioner to make some of this happen.
But damn, what a better way to do it than to do it with Tyson.

Thomas N 02-23-2003 01:31 AM

Boneprone that would kick ass and I'd love to see it. The problem is, the UFC doesn't have the coin to lure Tyson as far as I know.

How much do their top guys get paid now anyways, do you know? After Tito beat the fuck out of Shamrock at the last UFC, he complained in the post fight interview about the pay being lousy. And that's from a guy who's probably never made much his whole life anyways.

boneprone 02-23-2003 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SwordFish
Boneprone that would kick ass and I'd love to see it. The problem is, the UFC doesn't have the coin to lure Tyson as far as I know.

How much do their top guys get paid now anyways, do you know? After Tito beat the fuck out of Shamrock at the last UFC, he complained in the post fight interview about the pay being lousy. And that's from a guy who's probably never made much his whole life anyways.

IF Tyson made a deal with UFC youd have to realize money would follow.

Like I said this would not only bring attetnion to the sport but it would bring much needed money to this foodstamp sport as well.

boneprone 02-23-2003 01:36 AM

They could market and hype and chump up Tyson with chumps all the way to the bank if he were willing to play along.

THey could all get paid, and UFC would be on the map with the common folk.

I like UFC dont get me wrong.
I just think they are fuckin idiots with the way they promote and hype things up there.

They could seriouly learn a thing or two from the WWF, and boxing promoters alike.

SykkBoy 02-23-2003 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SwordFish
Boneprone that would kick ass and I'd love to see it. The problem is, the UFC doesn't have the coin to lure Tyson as far as I know.

How much do their top guys get paid now anyways, do you know? After Tito beat the fuck out of Shamrock at the last UFC, he complained in the post fight interview about the pay being lousy. And that's from a guy who's probably never made much his whole life anyways.

Yeah, but Tyson fighting on the card should up the buyrate enough to make it lucrative for all involved. UFC's PPV buyrate has been getting better and something like that would definitely increase the buyrate (especially people who've never bothered to pay attention to UFC)

boneprone 02-23-2003 01:39 AM

It would be a marketing and promotional Goldmine for all involved.

You could hype the fuck out of something like this.


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