Roommate Is Banging A Fat Chick
 

How do we effectively tease / joke with him about this?

He's been keeping her secret for about 2 months and tonight we finally get to meet her.

Need some cruel and unusual ideas from you guys please...

act like nothing is out of the ordinary

How is a Fat chick like a Tricycle?










They are both kinda fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one!

He's fucking something let it go.

Meet her with a sailor hat and harpoon strapped to ur back.

how old are you - 12?

buy him some fat porn ?

We're dicks to each other, that's what we do, if it was me banging a fat chick he'd do the same to me...

Overuse adjectives like big, large, huge, rotund, husky, plump etc. He'll eventually catch on and punch one of you in the neck.

I love that word when describing chunky girls, most of them don't have a clue what it means :1orglaugh

You're actually being a dick to the girl, errr "fat chick". Why not consider just growing the fuck up?

or she will

Get over yourself, dingleberry. If she's not around, it's harmless fun at someone else's expense.

Start subtle, then go big. Like if she is ever over to eat, right before serving, sneak twice as much food on her plate and see if anyone notices..

Or in a serious tone, ask him things like "Hey man, if you miss and fuck a fold, does it count?"..

There are many things to do, just be creative but don't be too mean since it might have been hard for him to hook up with her.. :winkwink:

I already put a bag of flour on his dresser next to his bed so he can find the wet spots :1orglaugh

no kidding:2 cents:

if you need to ask help on how to joke/tease you are no joker/prankster/dick. Fake dick at most, lol.

Come on guys...everybody has fucked a fat chick at least once (except for me)

Well shit... I'm a dingleberry but the dude who logs on an adult webmaster forum asking how to make fun of some fat girl is alright.

Got it. Carry on then.

I will think of something when I stop laughing about you for having a roommate.

Perhaps you missed the part where I'm not actually making fun of the fat chick herself, rather the guy who is currently sticking his dick in her?

Why not just accept your friend for what he likes? Who cares if she is fat.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Not sure what's funny about that, other than he's banging a fat chick.

He was gonna be homeless, we took him in a couple of weeks ago to save him from living on the streets in Orlando... That's what you do when a friend you've known since you were a kid needs help.

:1orglaugh

I don't see why having a roommate is so bad... Now making fun of a fat chick I can agree with... But a roommate? Why is that so bad?

What is SO funny about having a roommate that you laughed for an extended period?

Its not even funny a normal amount. Probably not even a little funny.

Been there, done that. As it turns out, she's now an incredibly successful entrepreneur with gobs of cash.

...but she's still fat.

Having a roommate is not so bad or funny... unless you are a straight male over 22 or 23 years old

He's not a loser for banging a fat girl. He's a loser for having a roommate like you.

Hell,I've banged a few chubby girls..never dated them though.not that there is anything wrong with it

I never said he was a loser... He's a good friend I've known since I was younger... Just happens he's banging a fat chick right now...

I don't think everyone understands that kind of friendship.. :winkwink:

Probably because they don't have lifelong friends just acquaintances :1orglaugh

Fuck me, you are an open book aren't ya?

only fat girl i dated had all the fat in her ass. everything else was thin. that's okay though. really though, it's whatever floats your boat.

And you would be fucking?

Actually it's the opposite; If a friend of yours needed to be "saved from the streets", he needs to be homeless. He needs to hit rock bottom so he can understand that there are consequences for being a fuck-up. He's made plenty of bad decisions in life and does not need to be coddled. You are only extending his trip to the bottom, and encouraging his dependency on society to help him when he needs to help himself.

You are hurting him like people hurt pigeons when they feed them. Now he's going to be running around town, head bobbing up and down, eating people's trash while he shits everywhere. :2 cents:

Why not bang her yourself too? She may be fat, and perhaps not your particular type of woman, but you'd still blow a load. Wouldn't you? The fat girl gets a couple of dicks stuffed up inside of her, you both get to blow your loads, and it will give the both of you something to fuck with each other about for many years down the road! You see, that way, nobody will get mad or upset, as a result of fucking with each other, because you both banged the fat chick!